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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter)

@simonsback.bsky.social
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Mancunian economic migrant in Scandinavia. Bean-counter & house-fixer-upper. Actively anti-racist 👊🏼 Brexit / Tory / Trump despiser. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽 ally. 🇪🇺 naturally.

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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
True, true.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Matthew 5:39 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_for...
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Perfect.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
1981… ‘vintage’. End me.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’ve laughed at this way too many times today.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
100%
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Vote for clowns, you get the circus.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“This is going to be hilarious” 😂😂
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Have you ever, in your entire life come across a more Tory-looking face. Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Every time this eternal fucking incel speaks, he should be reminded of this.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😍!
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Look at the fucking state of him. Can’t be long now.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
😂
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I miss pre-Elon twitter.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is becoming more and more relevant by the day.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m never leaving social media! Pair of wrong’uns.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Easily today’s winner.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is easily the funniest thread / tweet I’ve seen today.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Only Elmo could describe yet another one of his shitty rockets literally exploding as a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’. The man’s a prick.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is both the stupidest and yet funniest thing I’ve read today. ‘So there must be something in it, right?’ 🙄
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Perfection.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Choose your sides wisely folks.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This hits doesn’t it.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Almost ready to confirm my details until that last sentence.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
100%
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I love how these stupid MAGA fucks think the world revolves around them, when in reality they’re just get patronised by the rest of the planet.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Perfect.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The pendulum has swung too far, and I’m not normally one for advocating violence but it might be time to start bullying nerds again.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
1499 to go.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Police Scotland needs to prepare itself for when Farage appears on TV instigating riots in Glasgow. He’s gonna appear on BBC News any minute now, right? Those patriots are preparing their petrol bombs and half-bricks as we speak, surely.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A little Thursday afternoon pick-me-up!
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I love how the Americans, facing a TikTok ban (which is being imposed to help Zuck the fuck) is pushing users to the native Chinese app ‘Rednote’, which is rapidly filling up with western content!
Screenshot of the native Chinese version of TikTok called RedNote.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s becoming clear that the USA is not going to be a reliable partner to NATO or Europe over the next 4 years, possibly ever. Time for non-USA NATO members to increase production of fighter aircraft, long-range missile production, ships & drones. Fuck Trump, we can take care of ourselves.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Closeted King of the Incels to become PM.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
This freak, despite currently being under house arrest for the abuse of underage girls, having outstanding charges for tax evasion & pimping waiting for him in the UK, this clown thinks he’s got a shot at being the UKs next Prime Minister. Closeted King of the Incels strikes again.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I love that Bezos had never heard of the Streisand effect before this week.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The press and the police can demonise this guy as much as they want but, once people know what he’s actually being prosecuted for and why he allegedly did it, you’ll find the vast majority lie anyway between apathetic and loudly supportive.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I get the feeling that this is going to stick with me for some time.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
FYI.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hollywood, Calif.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
He wasn’t an MP at the time. It’s milkshake. Stop being a f**king fanny.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
How the f**k did anyone vote for this absolute prick. It’s not even the schools fault. This is generational ignorance.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
FYI.
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Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter) @simonsback.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
If CEOs think Luigi is the first & last, they’re in for a shock. There’s going to be more & more folks having their healthcare rejected, effectively sentencing them to dëáth, putting them in a position where they’ve nothing left to lose, in a country overflowing with small arms & few restrictions.
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