Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I long for the sensation of sliding up, typing out an angry essay, pressing send, and then dramatically sliding the phone shut. Very cathartic. 4542
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Very important news 🚨 Coworker brought in Pokémon themed doughnuts today. 4260
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I still bet tho bc I love playing with virtual money 🤑 170
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Enjoying Labor Day even though she still hasn’t worked a day in her life 1831
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My theory is Melody stans are committing voter fraud, I noticed the other day that they make burner accounts for the junkie polls lol 2201
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Okay correction, it was more around 9am PST when you look at the chart, the original one I saw (left) was misleading. 1171
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026She’s exhausted from a long morning of playing video games (hunting birds from behind the window) 2190
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I can see it clearly. The wall comp is down to the final two people, each from opposite ends of the house. Suddenly the wall jerks forward and both people let go at the same time. Glued to the screen, we try to see who hits the ground first stand suddenly… Paw Patrol ad covers it. Feeds cut. #bb28 511621
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m missing the wall comp for my husband’s birthday dinner 1321
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dee won the bribe power! Dee truthers are so up right now #bb28 1153
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Eggela and Dee discuss the Rome guys meeting and Dee says she plans to stay up all night so they can't have it #bb28 1252
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 11/07/2026✨ Dee Valladares has transformed into a golden beet ✨ 1122
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Unironically yes, she always sits and watches with me! 🙂↕️ 150
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026✨ Angela Murray has transformed into cauliflower ✨ 1110
Simon* 🍂 @simonribbits.bsky.social · 08/07/2026✨Taylor Brown has transformed into a bell pepper ✨ 2240
