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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Breaking news: eclipse in doubt after giant space crab grabs moon.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s Groundhog Day…again but the caption instead reads “Petrol prices are up… again”.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Rory, a cream point ragdoll cat sits on a glass dining table next to a still wrapped in plastic baby yoda. Rory has his fangs bared as he says “Raaaa”.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Not everything is subject to enshittification though.
A new pedestrian and cycle crossing in Bradley Stoke, Bristol. Pedestrian side is a zebra crossing. Cycle side is unclear how it will work. Belisha beacons incorporate both crossings.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What is this abomination from BBC Sport?! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
"Premier league form table for the past 10 games". But the number of games played for the teams is inconsistent: 10, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 9, 10, 4, 4.  Games lost 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 0, 2, 4, 10, 13.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
You are trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
Darcy Graham celebrates his try from Finn Russell’s quick restart kick.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Two men in soaking rain captioned “We accidentally abolished child poverty”
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Our flat pack cat hasn’t been assembled correctly.
A pile of floof on a sofa. A leg sticks out to the left. Another on the right. There should be a head somewhere but it’s missing
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I am in the long drawn out process of making my way through the lentil chilli I made yesterday.
A large pan. A black silicone spatula sits in a colourful mixture of onion, peppers, herbs and spices
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
As is Moscow.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I went to the co-op to get drain unblocker. But I had to wait due to filming. Then they wouldn’t let me leave the co-op either. I’m informed they are filming season 2 of A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder. This follows on from filming of 28 Weeks Later closing Cheddar Gorge.
A narrow street leading to a medieval town square in rural England. A blue sign states: “Filming in progress. Thank you for your patience”. There are some people at the entrance to the square, at least one in high viz.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
No. But here’s a preview.
Rory, an asshole creampoint ragdoll bares his teeth next to baby yoda, who looks like he’s had enough.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Al fresco dining uk version
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
In the space of a few hundred metres in Bristol I’ve been splashed with dirty water by an inconsiderate driver and come across this selfish obstruction of the footway.
WN62JRF obstruction of footway. Silver Honda.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I do hope the thermal performance improves soon as my phone felt almost too hot to touch after I restarted it.
INSIGHTS AND SUGGESTIONS
Update Finishing in Background
You can use your iPhone as you normally would while a recent software update finishes. This could take a while. Battery life and thermal performance may improve once finished.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hello Dave! youtu.be/lnymNwClMWc?...
A filthy hand adorned with tacky rings clutches at a brass door knob. It leaves a filthy mess on the door.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
All is forgiven
Rory, a floofy cream point ragdoll cat lying next to me with my arm across him. He seems content with this arrangement.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
J’accuse
A cream point ragdoll cat points accusingly. Because surely it must be dinner time.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Fizz chirps excitedly as she gets her corn.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Rory
A floofy cat stretched out enjoying his latest nap
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ten paces at dawn
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Better or worse?
A bottle of Old Engine Oil stout.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This app is living up to its name
BlueSky app just shows a blue background and nothing else
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We have east/west ish. Lower peak but a longer duration of output.
Image shows a green filled curve showing 52.4kWh of solar generated yesterday.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Customer services in 2025.
Customer services live chat showing a message sent in error about another customer’s situation where they are discussing a card issue. No personal information leaked.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Rory chilling in bed. He will probably be demanding later.
Floofy red point ragdoll cat stretched out on a bed
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Almost our last can. Will have to find a non US brand. #tariffs
A tin of Heinz baked beans held above a cooker/worktop
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Good question
Were is my fucking bentch. Graffiti on a low fence.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just clearing up your mess.
Discarded Maurten gel I found
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Circled the word “tennis”
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Here is mine which was a Christmas present to myself.
Bike propped against a wall looking out to the Bristol Channel at Weston Super Mare
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Went in at the base of my thumb. Only 1-2mm was showing. Had a hard time pulling it out with tweezers.
1.5cm long blood stained palm thorn next to a tape measure.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bad decision compounded by shoddy design. Zwift has removed the rounding to 5W. But because they didn’t do it in one place, they still do it in random parts of the UI
A zwift workout display showing the same power as 298W or 300W in different places.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Doro Wat.
A pan of Doro Wat. An Ethiopian chicken and egg curry.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My cat is operated by a pull string like Woody in Toy Story.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The things you find
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
One does not simply go to the toilet.
Ragdoll cat on window ledge reaching out to get me to do her bidding.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sound on. 💀
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m old enough to remember when none of this BS was necessary.
Tracking information for a parcel showing it making its way through uk customs and onwards transit.
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simonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Rory is also beautiful and has other things in common.
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