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Simon Pratt

@simonpratt12.bsky.social
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Hi. I’m a writer using a pen name looking to connect with other artists and assorted great people. simonpratt.substack.com/archive

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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yes, there are fighters. And then there are folks like Pelosi and Jeffries. Unfortunately, it’s the latter folks handling strategy.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Safe bet they could literally write ANYTHING and Elon and his Adderall bros would have no way to disprove.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We have been. For a while now actually.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I take no joy in this, but if this is the way they need to learn what MAGA truly is . . .
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
And everyone one of them probably voted for them. The REALY funny part will be when they vote Republican again in the midterms and 2028.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Big deal, Don Jr has probably snorted lines right off the Resolute desk.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ask Trump and he’ll say he owns the military so he doesn’t have to do shit. I’d be very curious if the average soldier is willing to shoot a rebel civilian. Because that really is what all this may come down to.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We were great when we won World War II—which was largely because Hitler was stupid enough to fight Russians in their own country in winter—and then we coasted in that for like 80 years. We did cool stuff here and there like the moon landing, but it’s mostly been needless wars.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Maybe we were always meant to destroy ourselves from within.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
She Mar-a-Lago’d herself. She was always auditioning for Trump.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Well, we’re no longer “in advance” so yeah, really the only option.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
No one is marching in the streets, because Trump hasn’t done anything like declare martial law or anything else to intrude on the everyday lives of the bulk of Americans. He learned that lesson from South Korea. As long as he keeps going after only the marginalized, he’s safe.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Something tells me Facebook would welcome him with open arms.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Starting to think all those Bond villains who wanted to use their death rays or poison gases or whatever to create a new world order had kind of the right idea.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We’re in the prequel to the movie Idiocracy.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Once they have a grip on everything, they’ll just become one big black box with zero transparency.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
What father could ever love a son like that?
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
And there will be a fine for peeing or shitting on the grave. Hoping there will be a machine near by where I can pay beforehand with credit card. Would be efficient.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No. Stop purchasing from ALL of the States. United we stand, right? Well, we ALL definitely need to own this shit.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No, this gentleman is better suited for the party that rises when the Democratic Party collapses, which is relatively imminent.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Because he’ll be damned if he lets another plague steamroll his agenda like what happened last time.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
No. 2025 is probably more dangerous than anyone realizes. The only saving grace may be that it’s in the hands of the bumbling Defecated Cheetoh.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Because the assholes who wanted home to be wanted it more than Dem leadership did not.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Talking impeachment is meaningless theater unless we take Congress at the midterm.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The dark tide overtaking our country is sweeping threat of the world. There is no running from it. There is nothing to do but take a stand where you are.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Let’s be real. Shit like this always results from LONG-TERM institutional rot and negligence.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Remember, Trump is the best fundraiser the Dems ever had.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We shall see.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Same billionaires also fund them. Ever see one of those cartoons where the a hungry dog is biting into what he thinks is a juicy steak but is in fact his own flesh?
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Back in Twitter jail for calling Catturd “feral swine” whose “kind should be rounded up and slaughtered”. I should probably learn my lesson but I’m not about learning it soon.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
He didn’t steal the election. Our side ran a bad candidate that we hyped up in our own minds as a coping mechanism.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Don’t know, but I just followed you.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If so, DM me.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
At least the one on top is straightforward and trustworthy.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Fortunately, it’s as unenforceable as it is misogynistic.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Posts like this don’t help anything.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I don’t know about eggs, but oranges are about to get a lot more expensive.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A white kid who ran a massive drug empire gets forgiven but a brown guy who sold a dime bag of weed gets fifty years. Got it.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What is a better term?
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
But is anyone going to actually take their vehicles back.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I hi believe in them, much as many believe in the bald eagle. Both are a dying breed, rarely seen.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It’s also helping to destroy the planet.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Whatever else you do, teach them critical thinking skills.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
No. He’ll blame it on Biden. Trump got to take credit for Obama’s economy, but anything bad on his watch is someone else’s fault.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Musk has shit on Nigel Farage for UK PM, and Andrew Tate has now declared his official candidacy for PM. I predict a flood of pro-Tate rhetoric will magically crop up on Twitter, and his defense fund in Romania will soon become mysteriously flush. I’m dead serious.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Actually, Grandpa seems too far gone. The humane course of action would be to put him to sleep.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
And curb-stomping hookers is not a life skill that will teach itself.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A pandemic waylaid most of him ambitions. If bird flue blows up, this time he’ll just ignore it.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
And yet, rent in LA, will continue to skyrocket.
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Simon Pratt @simonpratt12.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Who would try to escape?
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