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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think we should all emigrate to Australia or NZ. Europe and the USA have royally screwed Britain

Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Generic reply from Essex County Council about who’s paying for #OperationVanguard. It’s me, a resident. My council tax is not going to community groups, kids etc. it’s going to them.

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

White Vanguard? In #Essex they’re called #OperationVangaurd. Didn’t take them long to morph did it? #EssexCountyCouncil

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently you couldn’t hear it in the crowd either. My other half is there, said it’s shit

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here’s a difference between the UK and Australia. North Norfolk v Tasmania oysters.

An oyster shack pricelist in north east Tasmania. An Aussie dollar is nearly 50pence

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Give me a tickle or you’re not coming in #schnauzer

A Standard Schnauzer guarding the door of a Chelmsford pub. Operation Vanguard are nowhere in sight. (They finish at 5, just after they’ve done some shopping)

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Did you read this yet in today’s Private Eye

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Don’t worry about us, I’ll just walk my dogs on a busy road #schnauzer #EssexCountyCouncil #Chelmsford

Narrow footpath in a city street. A massive Ute parked halfway over the path

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He’s just ripping off one of his colleagues at the #Telegraph

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good to know! Google isn’t going to kill me

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It ends up like here in Chelmsford. Private police on the streets

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not working. I hear from Chelmsford plod they ‘will be avoiding the hotspots’

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And here the fuckers are. How proud do my Essex County Council leaders look now they’re spending the Community Fund on these migrant watchers

Chelmsford’s new private police force. They even have little Union flags on their shoulders

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The problem is every third one is probably real…

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s hilarious. Sometimes it’s spot on

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So anyway it’s been a long day, we’re fucked #standardschnauzer Schnauzer

Oskar and Luna lying head to head after a long day on the beach

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh no! I’ve been caught actually drinking the beer, not posing? #schnauzer #farageriots

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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Here I am enjoying a pint just like Farage in some far away place. Except it’s Melbourne where I was born, except that I will actually drink all this beer after the photo shoot, and, oh yes that’s a RNLI cap…