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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Fun time at a Bloomburrow prerelease today. Opened the alt-art Mabel so you know I had to build Boros... ended up with a 3-1 record for my efforts. #MtG
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Cold enough for deadlift socks today
A man's legs wearing long socks that have CHUR written on the foot
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Couldn't see the Aurora due to cloud but Wellington is very pretty at night
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Far out, that's an expensive watch
Watch: Robbers steal over $1m worth of jewellery from Auckland store
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
In this household we only purchase chilli flakes in statistically significant quantities
A 500 gram bag of chilli flakes
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Headlines like this are very frustrating - the same thing happened with the Dunedin pathway. This is actually a $312m network resilience project with a cycleway tacked on. www.1news.co.nz/2024/04/03/b...
Screen shot from One News with the headline "Behind the scenes look at $312m pathway connecting Hutt Valley, Wgtn"
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
There's only 67 of them! Image from their 22/23 annual report
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
This is how old the algorithm thinks I am
An internet as saying "The elderly Kiwi's say it's like having a new pair of knees!" With a photo of a person wearing a knee support sleeve
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
An appointed panel submitting a District Plan that would actively exacerbate Wellingtons housing crisis? Democracy! A council of elected representatives voting to amend that District Plan? Not democracy!
Diane Calvert attacked the left of the council as “upzoning zealots with no real experience of building strong communities.” She accused her colleagues of “trying to discredit the panel and undermine the democratic process.”
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
I love politics
A screenshot from The Spinoff with the headline "Live updates: Wellington City Council decides the Johnsonville train is a train"
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Someone brought this to a bbq we hosted a couple of weeks ago and it is *incredible*. Strongly recommend
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Literally none of this is correct
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
This line in the Post makes Wellington look like the softest city in the country tbh
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa... Gotta hand it to Nicola Young to go with the 'we should cancel cheap projects my constituents don't like, to fund really expensive things they do' angle
A screenshot from the article that reads: "Other city councillors said there were plenty of cost-wasting projects that could go on the backburner. 

Councillor Nicola Young wants the council to consider cutting staff to help fund the water network."A screenshot from the article that reads "The right-leaning representative said there were council projects she would like to see go - such as the Kilbirnie skate park and the Our Wellington publication."A screenshot from the article that reads "Pannet and Young agreed work on the town hall had to continue."
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Not going to open the article, but all the Gen-Z's I work with are highly motivated, unafraid to try new things, and often put in longer hours than many of their more experienced colleagues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Rebel Sport living in the past smh
An email from Rebel Sport that says "New year calls for new sports gear! Your 2023 goals start with the right..."
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
I don't wanna kink shame my hose but it needs to change its behaviour this is not acceptable
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
Woah, déjà vu
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Christmas day and TVNZ+ has the Bears playing live. Merry Christmas to me!
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
The game summary is so dire
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
It took the Bears 9 plays and two and a half minutes to complete a one yard drive 😂😭 @hadyn.nz
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Another Wellington stunner. Summer has arrived!
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
The queue is longer now than it was at 9:30 lmao
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Yeah, avoid I reckon. This is the view out the gym window rn
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
The Lego store opens in half an hour
A queue of people stretches around the corner
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
@hadyn.nz in case you're wondering how it's going
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to, fellow olds who still remember listening to albums 🫡
The album cover to Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water by Limp Bizkit
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Brushed Fen for the first time in a few days (hand for scale)
A man's hand next to a large pile of grey cat hair.
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
check out that description of DemocracyNZ! And the rest. Yikes
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
ok this is either RW af or American. Given the creators claim to be kiwis....
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Ok, it doesn't feel like this one is even aimed at NZ. Yeah, let's just build a temporary nuclear reactor until we can get sorted with renewables 🙄
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
yeahhhhhhhhh
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Coley's mum complained that a 'who should I vote for' thing seemed right-wing so I'm doing it and wtf honestly
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
my job is... just gym?
A selfie taken in an elevator mirror of a man in a singlet and gym shorts
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Still building that Bluesky habit! I wish could post videos here....the comp went well and I hit all the goals I had for myself: 160kg squat, 95kg bench, 180kg deadlift. Training has been a lighter since then and I'll be starting back on barbell work in a week or two
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
They took a perfectly good double cheeseburger and ruined it by adding a pie
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
"You call that a burger? THIS is a burger" "Excuse me sir that is clearly a pie"
The Burger Wellington offering by Green Man: Double beef patties with double melty American cheese, pickled carrots, sweet and spicy pickles, Baxter's Sweet & Smoky BBQ Sauce, and a herb mayonnaise, stacked atop a Rongotai Bakery mince and cheese pie, in a Rongotai Bakery milk bun, with skin-on shoestring fries and stout gravy.
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
"look at him, he's a human person just like you are!" - @coleytangerina.bsky.social
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simon @simonpnz.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Guess I should start using this thing? For the last few months I've been getting ready for my first (v amateur) powerlifting comp. Today was my last heavy workout and I set a couple of PBs at Squat (152.5kg) and Deadlift (175kg). Big weekend next weekend!
A man at the bottom of a heavy barbell squatA man standing upright holding a heavy barbell
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