Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 04/05/2026Patreon really can’t stop trying to enshittify. I love the IDEA of improving discoverability, but the shape it’s taking really makes me feel like one day you’ll struggle to see posts from people you follow (remember how YouTube subscriptions used to work?) 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 02/05/2026I really wonder how effective these @ndp.ca fundraising emails are. The fake “your name here” format, the immediate jump to donations. @avilewis.ca is saying lots of great new things but this feels right out of the traditional NDP playbook. Not very inspiring to me, so I hope they have other ideas. 100
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 30/04/2026I’ve been tinkering with an old soviet “AGAT 18” half-frame film camera. The first roll had some issues, mostly with me not understanding how to focus properly, but one of the best pictures I got out of it was of the moon through my telescope! 061
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 24/04/2026Artemis II was amazing!!! But most of us (most of everyone ever) will never have the chance to see what they saw with our own eyes. But you actually can see the moon in an amazing amount of detail with a pretty cheap telescope, and it is more impactful than just looking at pictures. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 04/04/2026I don’t often feel simple patriotism. It’s not something I really understand. But I’ll be honest, seeing a Canadian on his way to the moon fills me with a really simple kind of pride. 🇨🇦🚀🌕 141
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 03/04/2026Finished reading: There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm 📚 This book was a real blast. It was a fun mix of heady, sci-fi thought experiments and some more pulpy fun. It helped that it didn’t overstay its welcome, too. A differ... simonpeng.net/2026/04/03/finished-r… 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 17/03/2026I think by this point we’re used to any and all AI features being opt-out or impossible to disable. So imagine my surprise when I looked at Microsoft’s privacy settings to see the one feature they make opt-in is making AI slop more easily identifiable! Devious, nasty design all the way down. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 05/03/2026Just finished reading: Empire of AI: Dreams and Nightmares in Sam Altman’s OpenAI by Karen Hao. This book is so dense and leaves me with so many different thoughts about the AI industry. My biggest takeaways right now: OpenAI ... simonpeng.net/2026/03/05/just-finis… 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/02/2026Picture from a quick trip outside last night. It’s amazing to me how the moon is so constant and highly photographed, and yet it’s still so awe inspiring to observe. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of looking at this guy, through a telescope or with the naked eye. Puts things in perspective. 🔭 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 19/02/2026A lot of shit has me pretty riled up right now so let’s stop and smell the roses for once and everyone appreciate my great new (old) clock I got for my studio. ⏰ 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 19/02/2026Cool, guess I’m gonna be moving my “get the fuck off substack” to-do way up the list. This is actually very helpful motivation to finish up the transition and pull the plug. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 13/02/2026This stupid joke doesn’t work on my website because I use a font that doesn’t have ambiguous characters. Isn’t accessible design fun?! 🤷 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/02/2026I posted yesterday about how Adobe had randomly shoved generative AI shit into my custom workspace layout, which I promptly closed. But surprise, when I opened InDesign today this bullshit was back! Has there ever been a feature forced into people’s faces against their will as much as AI? 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/02/2026Gonna need to really try not to get a big head now… I’m assuming YouTube mails you a plaque for all milestones, right? 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 10/02/2026The best purchasing decision I made in 2025 was getting this tiny box of banana stickers. They have never let me down and there’s so much joy to be found in sticking bananas to things. 🍌 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 10/02/2026I rarely open Adobe applications anymore, but when I do, they have added a fucking GenAI panel to my custom workspace and have also done a double attention-grab badge on the blue “share” button nobody fucking uses. Jesus Christ, Adobe is garbage. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 07/02/2026Finished reading: The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie 📚 A super enjoyable read, even if it wasn’t the most original or sophisticated fantasy novel. Tropes and cliché abound, but it was a fun and surprisingly brutal romp. I’ll probably dig into the rest of the series sooner than later. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 16/12/2025As I tried to close the stupid AI chat box on the Zoom home screen, this tool tip popped up, summing up the AI-based enshittification of tech perfectly. Made a thing nobody want to use? No problem! Just don’t give people a choice. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 14/11/2025I really don’t like trucks. I think they suck. Instead of just stewing about it I wrote a bit about how artists can help shape the world for the better: www.everyonescreative.net/p/you-can… 100
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/11/2025Just because I became so fascinated by the Kafkaesque absurdity of the Cavalry Terms suggesting you print a hard copy of their terms, then check back regularly for unannounced updates, I decided to reach out to their contact listed in the terms asking about it. If I hear back, I’ll update here. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/11/2025Just because I became so fascinated by the Kafkaesque absurdity of the Cavalry Terms suggesting you print a hard copy of their terms, then check back regularly for unannounced updates, I decided to reach out to their contact listed in the terms asking about it. If I hear back, I’ll update here. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/11/2025Reading more of the Terms & Conditions of apps will make your head spin. Not only do Cavalry recommend you print and retain a copy of the Terms for future reference, they also get to revise the terms at any point, without notice. So, you need to come back regularly and re-print the terms? 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/11/2025I like learning new tools, but tech’s increasing invasions-of-privacy have made me start reading the ToS more often before I download things. When you do that, you see some hilarious stuff. Do these companies actually think people will print and retain copies of these agreements? They’re absurd. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 03/11/2025Adding to the list of reasons I’m planning on leaving Substack: They are so US-centric. I’m Canadian, as is most of my audience, and yet their dashboard offers to show me stats for “USA” and “World”. Because to US companies, that’s what exists: the USA and… oh, yeah! Everyone else. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 26/10/2025Just finished The Trial. It’s amazing how relevant it feels, like Kafka was tuned in to something about modern society that has only become more true today. The absurdity and the mundanity of the story are incredible cathartic in a... simonpeng.net/2025/10/26/just-finis… 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 06/10/2025Substack insists they’re different from the other platforms. They say they’re a bastion for writers and artists in a world that devalues our work. And yet, even they ultimately just call it all “Content.” Slop to fill a void. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/09/2025Look, I get that this is big, scary news, but it is wild to me that four of the top five articles on CBC right now are about an American being killed by another American in America. We say we’ll “never be the 51st state!” but sometimes we act like the U.S. is the only Country on earth… 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 20/07/2025You know tech is reaching a low point when this kind of message fills me with dread. I can’t get off of Substack fast enough. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 15/07/2025I’m happy to have mostly moved entirely from Adobe to Affinity for work, but I still use them from time to time and they just reek of enshittification. Today’s gripe is with Adobe adding nagging blue highlights to features they want you to use because it helps market their tools. Who wants this? 010
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 11/07/2025This has got to be one of the funniest little shitty design ideas I’ve seen. Netflix is hoping I’m used to checking a box to confirm cancelling as a way to spam me with their marketing emails as I cancel? Who, as a customer, would ever want this? I can’t imagine a positive spin for this decision. 010
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 30/06/2025Got out to see the Moon and Mars pass by each other tonight. It was a gorgeous (until the mosquitos drove me back inside)! 🔭 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 16/05/2025I’ve been pushing myself to use more open source software, but for graphic design work I still feel very trapped with either Adobe or Affinity. That said, I’m working with Inkscape and I’m not having a horrible time. It’s clunky, but also capable (once you figure out where things are buried). 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 16/05/2025Today is a nice day to learn that old workplace safety manuals have some pretty hilarious images when you take them out of context! (source) 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/04/2025I didn’t like any of the off-the-shelf cable management boxes for standing desks because they usually are for when your desk is against a wall. So I made this box that presses into the desk with tension and hides the nasty cables! Fun hand tool project! Still needs finishing, but I like it so far! 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/03/2025OH YAH WE’VE GOT CMYK RUNNING THROUGH 🎆🎇🎉🥳🎊👏👏👏 This is my PSA for everyone to just attempt fixing your broken shit before you throw it out. If it’s already broken, what’s the worst that could happen? …I should probably test the scanner that I actually use way more before I celebrate… 🤔 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/03/2025Slowly reviving things but Magenta has yet to reappear after I maybe destroyed something… pray for me. 🙏 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/03/2025The one nice thing about having to completely disassemble your printer to try to unclog it is that you can remove the horrible little speaker that chimes every time you press any button on it and that has no mute function in the settings. 😇 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/03/2025So far this printer repair has slightly increased the amount of black coming through and now completely ruined the colour 😂 Side note… did you know the “cleaning” mode of your printer is just it blasting a bunch of ink into sponges inside the printer? I didn’t but it seems funny for some reason. 000
Simon Peng @simonpeng.net · 28/03/2025Spending a not insignificant amount of time trying to repair a long-neglected printer and thinking about how much work this is, how nobody who is sane would do this, and how many fucking printers must be in the landfills so we can all print… what? Movie tickets? Bills? 000