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Simon Morton

@simonmorton.bsky.social
63 followers 68 following 136 posts

Scientist, Atheist, Humanist.

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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually it’s not. I also believe that Jack knows this. As soon as you understand the workings of a narcissistic sociopath, it unfortunately makes sense.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK, not being too nerdy (at which point it’s too late) but you need an enzyme cleaner. Contact me for more chemical tips. 😃
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😂😳I would feel sorry for anyone coming back to the scene, but not really. Take care.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look out for yourself Sarah, I know you’re about as fearless as a honey badger but is there someone who can help you guard the fort. Also kudos for looking out for your neighbors.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So let’s add more data centers 🤦‍♂️
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Two of my kids trying to stay cool in the Louisiana heat.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Took me a second 🤦‍♂️
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am indeed. Whose do you need and do you have other details?
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Once played in a curtesy rugby match a Wakefield prison. They were really excited for it (if not very good). As nice as they were to us, I would not want to be on their bad side. Those guys had a level of intimidation you don’t normally get.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Still one of my favorites. One line I like “You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage” which seems apt right now.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me too on Tuesday. So fingers crossed for both of us. Good luck.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nah. He was generating the orders. Trump is his puppet.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m a senior research and development scientist, and it was my chemistry teacher that not only instilled a passion for chemistry, but also help me get my first job. Thank you Dr. Steven Beer, your passion will never be forgotten.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
SpaceX dropped $400 billion on Monday alone and has lost over 31% of its value since its IPO.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And you’d never talk to a ref in rugby like they do in football. Soccer players are just divas.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When I took my wife to the shambles, I was a bit disappointed to see it was now just one store after another selling Harry Potter merch. I understand it, but it seemed to have lost some of its eclectic vibe.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
😂😂 he may have past a while ago.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ve been in the US since 2007. Visit back pre-covid. Took the better half to Chester, York, Bath and Whitby (she a goth also) so went for one of the goth weekends there.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So true, on both scenarios. My grandparents had a caravan in Flamborough Head and use to go to Brid regularly. All the arcades seemed to have one of those. Just haven’t been back in so long.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We both know pubs are plentiful, but 2p-shove machines 😂😂. I haven’t seen those for so long. Pictures please, it would be so nostalgic.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Same here, did mine at Tockwith airfield.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Couple of days ago I paid the equivalent of about 0.90p per liter here in the US and people are losing their minds over it.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’d actually be fine with that. What would I care at that point 🤷
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Or try this pete@peterichards.com
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
www.peterichards.com here you go
peterichards.com
Motion Design | Animation | Art Direction | Peter Richards
Motion Design Art Director and Animator specializing in realistic 3D Art and Animation
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Not sure. I’ll try and find his business link and send it.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If this is the same person. He’s Pete Richard’s per the link I gave. We lived together for years.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I take it this not my friend Pete. He is completely above board and freelances so his reputation is his livelihood.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you need his number let me know.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Contact my good friend linkedin.com/in/petearich... the man’s a genius and one of the most honest upfront people I’ve ever met. He also has phenomenal skills in what you are looking for.
linkedin.com
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Every single time. A MAGA or a religious nut job, or both.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He’s also a cuck to trump, he has a history so shady he could create his own eclipse
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Because he’s a sociopathic narcissist who lies when his mouth is open. He under no circumstances can take the blame for anything. It’s a default coping mechanism to not take responsibility.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As I live in Louisiana, I can confirm this sentiment.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
There one of the most over valued stock with a P/E of around 300. Continually fail to deliver projects. Keep touting AI and robots, and have the worst safety record of any car manufacturer. At the same time sales are plummeting in an ever increasing competitive market. That bubble has to burst.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Absolutely. Unvetted capitalism ( tickle down economics) hasn’t worked for the last 40+ years. Yet here we are still allowing it to happen. Get the bribe money out of politics.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a fat man in a yellow cardigan is dancing and says get in my belly
ALT: a fat man in a yellow cardigan is dancing and says get in my belly
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So sorry dear. We had a similar loss just a few months ago. It’s so heartbreaking. Haven’t cried so much in a long time. Take care. 😭
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Connor and wouldn’t find any fault in this. Now I have to eat.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My grandfather’s heritage was with the Douglas clan. He fought with the scotch guard infantry in WW2, and I know he would approve this message. Sincerely from an English man living in the US. I even have his tartan if I want to get a kilt made.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
ALT: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I love this. As a scientist for over 37 years I do believe there is something to be learned from the old fashioned hand swirling of a conical flask, as so many simple titrations are now automated. There is more to learn than a simple number on a burette. It’s an underestimated skill.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
That is why all his businesses go bankrupt. If it wasn’t for the money he inherited, he’d be the sleaziest used car salesman you could find
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I’d say read banned books as a priority
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
How is he even at 42%. 4.2% would be too high.
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Carl Ott @bubba687.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Love those things, waistline not so much, but screw the waistline
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’d also add that medications shouldn’t be advertised on radio or tv. It should be recommended by a doctor not some money hunger medication company.
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Simon Morton @simonmorton.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Sybil Schwartzbach, LMT @greathands4you.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=VQbD...
youtube.com
Maddow: U.S. profoundly changed by authoritarian leader; 'We're beyond waiting and seeing now'
YouTube video by MSNBC
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