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Simon Rogers

@simonjrogers.bsky.social
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Publisher of map-making software and #TTRPGs. Co-owner of Pelgrane Press and ProFantasy Software. Larper. He/him. Follow the CC4 Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/profan…

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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These two things can’t both be true:
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How can I eat this little guy?
Salmon ramen noodles with eggs which looks a goofy face.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PG Wodehouse has their number.
 “The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you're someone. You hear them shouting "Heil, Spode!" and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: "Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of our primary design goals for CC4 is to remove friction from map design workflow, by providing real-time feedback on the current task, and allowing the user to adjust things on the fly. Here's an example for symbol placement. #CC4
A symbol being placed in CC4, with a sidebar which shows the current settings in an editable form.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making chicken curry.
A very red looking currying in a frying pan.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tooting High Street.
Shops and flats lit by low sun, Tooting High St in the foreground.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips
to those who toil long, lonely hours without thanks, let alone remuneration, to colorize vintage photos & film: please stop
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am driving the train today. It’s a serious responsibility.
Fake control panel on DLR train.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An armful of kittens.
Three kittens in a lap, half asleep.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sunset over Thassos
Sunset over the water with sea bird
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hot dogs, Porto Lagos 🌭
Light and a dark coloured labradors lying in the sun.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tobacco merchant’s house, Xanthi.
View up wooden stairs
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nestos gorge
View of the Nestos Gorge
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Disused agricultural silo, Lefkothea, Greece.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ernie wearing a floral hat with Bert ignoring him. Caption “ Bert noticed the hat, but chooses not to engage knowing it will lead to some ridiculous stuff”
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
England in drought.
Patchwork quilt of bone-dry fields viewed from a aeroplane.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lots of legroom in emergency exit seat.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The purpose of the EHRC guidance isn’t to keep trans women out of women’s loos, it’s to force them into the men’s. For most large companies the best way to comply is unisex bathrooms. Sex Matters hate these - even single lockable cubicles, which gives their game away.
Single-user unisex toilets in fully
enclosed rooms, with washbasins
inside, opening onto an open corridor
Legal
Comfortable
Inclusive
Legal
Comfortable
Inclusive
the simplest solution
in most large buildings
slower to use
if no urinals, probably dirtier
disliked
risk of misuse
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I got a similar one from Thames Water.
Sometimes it can be tricky to tell if your butt has a leak. But we know what to look for. So grab your mobile and simply send us a short video of your butt.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Man shouting in the ear of bored women in nightclub.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've run Paragon Blade twice using Owlbear Rodeo as a VTT for two members of my 13th Age group. It's a one-2-one game with a choice of three protagonists. They both played Puc, a heist expert working for a spy master in a dark fantasy city.
A VTT with a dice box on the left (featuring the two 6s I just rolled) a city map, an Edge card and a Problem card.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I came up with the basic concept for a 13th Age mega-campaign which @mytholder.bsky.social has written. Annoyingly, I can't tell you what the concept is because it's a massive spoiler. I'll just leave you with the cover. #ttrpg #13thAge
Cover for a 13th Age book Prophet of the Pyre,l featuring three figures, someone in a horned helmet, a white-eyed elf leaning on a staff and smiling, and a ranger with an arrow knocked. They are all wreathed in flames.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
With alt text.
This is a chess game and we are watching someone move pieces across the board. Their behaviour is rushed, they’re clearly learning on the go, and their work will be strewn with errors. But it is deliberate. And God help me, being deliberate might just be enough. The standards of political leadership in this country have declined to such an extent that someone acting in a deliberate manner may actually be sufficient to earn them my confidence.

What we have seen this week is a professional political operation. Nothing more. Not a triumphant one, not one that is sure of victory, not one that is insulated against mistakes. But a professional political operation operating in a professional fucking way. Andy Burnham has a diagnosis and a proposed cure - in short, he has an argument, and he has a communication strategy to deliver that argument.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Surprise, surprise!
https://yougov.com/en-gb/daily-results/20260722-c0b92-3
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
From the Forstater judgement:
This judgment does not mean that those with gender-critical beliefs can ‘misgender’ trans persons with impunity. The Claimant, like everyone else, will continue to be subject to the prohibitions on discrimination and harassment that apply to everyone else. Whether or not conduct in a given situation does amount to harassment or discrimination within the meaning of EqA will be for a tribunal to determine in a given case.The Tribunal did not err in undertaking a balancing exercise between the Claimant’s rights and the rights of others. Misgendering trans persons necessarily amounted to harassment and a violation of their Article 8 rights to “personal development and to physical and moral security”, which can no longer be regarded as a matter of controversy: see Goodwin v UK [2002] IRLR 664 at para 90; Campbell and Cosans v UK (Application no.35968/97) at para 56 and AP, Garçon and Niçot v France (Application nos.79885/12, 52471/13 and 52596/13) at para 92. The Tribunal was not requiring the Claimant to refrain from expressing her beliefs, but merely to stop harassing trans persons by misgendering them.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Leonardo de Caprio applauding. Caption says "ATTA BOY PHIL"
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This word cloud from Savanta gives a little insight.
Word cloud describing Starmer, with Liar, Good, Useless, Untrustworthy, Boring and Weak as the largest words.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
YouGov has Farage with a much lower rating than the polling average. Starmer is one of the most unpopular PMs of all time. Why Farage is so popular I have no idea - he is utterly dreadful.
Graph of relative polling popularity of UK party leaders:
https://www.pollcheck.co.uk/favourability-ratings
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Bad news, I'm afraid:
Favourability ratings for UK politicians:
https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/54772-political-favourability-ratings-may-2026
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Japanese-style stir fry with marinaded salmon with soba noodles.
A silver bow with asparagus, noodles and mushrooms and salmon on top.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Breakfast in bed.
Fried eggs, avocado, cherry tomatoes toast and bacon with a sprinkling of pul biber.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I did a google search on site:sex-matters.org and there is an abundance of horrors:
Note that the Equality Act makes specific provisions recognising that a tendency to physical or sexual abuse of other persons, exhibitionism and voyeurism are behaviours which do not need to be tolerated at work. It is well-recognised in the medical literature that for some people (predominantly male), transgender identification can be linked to a paraphilia or sexual fetish such as autogynephilia, exhibitionism or interest in non-consensual sexual activity. Normal standards of workplace propriety, professionalism and safeguarding are a reasonable expectation and are not overridden by any protected characteristic.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Pool temperatures in Tooting Lido: Fri: 17° Sat: 19.8° Sun: 21° Now: 22.5°
Sign which says:
Mon 26th
22.5°
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
We managed the heat here in Tooting by opening all the windows at night, closing them and at 6:00am and drawing the curtains. Oh, and we have Tooting Lido within walking distance - a life-saver.
A 90m outdoor swimming pool lined with changing rooms with colourful doors.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Headline: 

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

(Headshot of a bald man)
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nationalisation is pretty much the most popular policy proposed by the left and got Starmer elected to the leadership. 82% of people believe water should be nationalised.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What I find amusing about you recommending the previous article is the conclusion - it’s the comms:
However, the more pressing and important challenges - the questions which Starmer and Labour should be trying to answer - are how to change the reputation, perceptions, and general atmosphere that surround this Labour party in government. How to change the story that is being written about them? That will require far more work than changing
position(s) on policy issues.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A field with yellow flowers with a footpath through the middle.Trees on each side of a lawn with a rainbow in the sky.A full rainbow in a country landscape
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A perfect conflation of my interests - a map of Jack Vance's Dying Earth created with Campaign Cartographer by forum member Wyvern. #CC4
A pastel coloured map of Jack Vance's Dying Earth.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Four Tops implies the existence of the Four Bottoms.
B&W photo of The Four Tops on stage looking very dapper in pale dinner jackets.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution? media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
A view of Matera.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Matera cat, sanguine despite squabbling kittens nearby.
Dignified cat outside a shop in Matera.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Car perched on a bollard at Tooting Bec tube.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The rear end of a shark projecting from the roof of a terraced house.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Making preparations for the annual Migration of the Pelgranes for Dragonmeet. Huge quantities of cheese and wine, and ingredients for sticky toffee pudding have been purchased. 24 hours to diet amnesty and counting. If I am still alive, hope to see you at Dragonmeet!
Map of the Dragonmeet hall. Go straight ahead from the entrance to the end and Pelgrane's booth is on the right.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Labour's response to the loss of Caerphilly is "more of the same, but faster." They've learned nothing.
At first Thomas-Symonds said that he did not like responding to anonymous quotes, but that he accepted voters felt “frustration about the pace of change”.

When Justin Webb, the presenter, said that was exactly the point being made by the source who delivered the quote (associating “Starmerism” with change being too slow), Thomas-Symonds replied:

I don’t accept the point that’s being put in that quote at all.

I think politics is about what people face, the challenges they face in their everyday lives.

We always knew coming into government in July 2024, I think it’s an inheritance that’s probably the worst since 1945, in terms of the economic backdrop and the state of our public services together. We knew it was going to take time.

What the message that we’ve listened to on the doorsteps in Caerphilly is very much telling us is to really redouble our efforts on that delivery and making a difference in people’s everyday lives. And that’s exactly what we’re determined to do.
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Simon Rogers @simonjrogers.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I met this elderly, elegant specimen today.
Orange and white long furred mogster looking serenely at the viewer.
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