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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They can take over as long as I can still buy half a hundred weight of cumin for a quid.

Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Reading my new issue of @vizcomic.bsky.social and Roger Mellies stint as a royal commentator would give @mrjamesob.bsky.social a run for his money 😁

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

As a Wolves fan I utterly adore the guy. Nearly gave it all for us but got screwed over on the way out. Can't wait to see him back at the Molineux.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

A wise man once said "something smells fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldricks apple crumble"

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Even his eyes are at different levels of the pyramid.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Ladislav Krejci for the Czechs. I'll count that as a rare win for Wolves, but we'll probably lose him in the summer.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I'd go for Cameron for cowardice. As HIGNFY said 'he's resigned to spend more time with his families money'

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Roses are woke, Violets are twee, Here's a valentine meal, That cost thirty pee. I thank you...

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

We need to stop rearranging the deckchairs on the deck of the Titanic. I'm sick of the shit we've had to suffer since 2010 - tax the damn rich ffs.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Pure material greed. That's why he was so animated about the NHS.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Had them together for the first time last Christmas and it's a revelation. Not seen any sprouts in the supermarkets since.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Panzer Dragoon Saga, but it'll cost you.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

No music video until recently. Thank god its Christmas by Queen suffered the same fate.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

That's nice. Maybe she should contact her local MP with these thoughts.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

It's all well and good, but my 14 year old autistic daughter might struggle to drive it 🙄

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

You need a mattock. The crowbar of the garden.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Are you doing your own interpretation or are there influences from Alistair Sim, Patrick Stewart et al?

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Bob on with the Saturn, especially the price 🙈

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Nearly as good as the commentary on bozo Johnsons leadership bid.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Twitter was the Anakin Skywalker of social media. Darth X betrayed and murdered him.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

'It's a boon!' Gary, Best Western Hotel.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Tory leaders since May seem to operate as government by meme, a gif response to every serious question rendering it a moot point. And now the country is on fire with a young girl smirking at the camera.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

You're a good man Reece. Enjoy your day.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I stopped having any when I stopped shoving cotton buds down my ear. Fun but painful 🤣

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Dimebag was a hero of mine. His antics on the home videos were hilarious - think they are on YouTube.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Shame you'll never get to see the original Pantera lineup. Saw them in 1999 and it was bloody superb.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

No Waterworld? Seriously though I enjoyed that film a lot.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Putting one in red gear was like throwing out an anchor. It weighed enough to start with 🤣

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Man at arms/Brawn is a no brainer

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

No Internet, youtube or oldies stations back then. The only way to hear those songs was remixes or re-releases.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Or use a chair properly. He's as flexible as a mannequin.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Not exactly edible, but German candles from the blackouts in 1974.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Pukka Pie cob is a masterpiece. Go for meat and potato for a triple carb overload.

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Simon Jones @simonjonesalfa.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Looking forward to Peacemaker s2. The first series is the best show I've seen for years.

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