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Simon H.

@simonhutson4.bsky.social
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Husband ¦ Dad ¦ Singer ¦ Renewables Enthusiast ¦ Heat Pump, Solar PV and EV Owner ¦ British

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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We're the People's Front of Judea.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dr. Evil quote "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..."
A photo of Father Ted from the TV comedy of the same name.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only:
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tom Baker did it much better...
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)
Matt Smith as Doctor Who, wearing a Fez.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Catherine Tate Show character, Nan.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In many cases, the act of saying you will do something is just as good as actually doing it. I use this approach at work, to great effect. It brings to mind the dialogue from the finale of Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Mikado"...
Dialogue from the finale of Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Mikado".

It's like this: When your Majesty says, "Let a thing be done," it's as good as done — practically, it is done — because your Majesty's will is law. Your Majesty says, "Kill a gentleman," and a gentleman is told off to be killed. Consequently, that gentleman is as good as dead — practically, he is dead — and if he is dead, why not say so?
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
For example, The Telegraph headline was "Murder rate lowest in 40 years as more people stay at home", is meant to bemoan the fact that it's the decline in drunken nights out that has led to drop in fatal stabbings. However, the statistics show that the majority of murders take place in the home.
Female homicide victims were most likely to be killed in or around a house or dwelling, and male victims in public places
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Lowest murder rate in 49 years across England and Wales. You wouldn't know it though, because the right-wing press wants you to believe everything is going to sh*t. www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopula...
BBC news report: Fewest homicides in England and Wales since 1977
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Airplane 2 The Sequel quote - "I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Quote from Airplane the Movie: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to keep sniffing glue."
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
About bloody time. Maybe we can start reversing some of the £90bn loss PER YEAR, that Brexit has caused to our economy...
Daily Express front-page headline from Tuesday 2nd December 2025 "Now PM admits seeking closer links to EU".
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A new study reveals Brexit's true price tag is staggering. Originally thought to have cost the UK around 4% of GDP, this new study has concluded that our GDP has been stifled by between 6% and 8%, and that it has cost the treasury £90bn EACH YEAR in lost revenue. Still, immigrants, eh?
The Telegraph headline - Time to admit the truth: Brexit has been an unmitigated economic failure.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Having made a decent grift, grinding his gears primarily about Muslim immigration to the UK, Reform MP Richard Tice is now very happy to live in a Muslim country under Sharia law, ruled by an absolute monarchy and where political dissent is not tolerated. Still, low taxes, eh?
Reform UK's Richard Tice suggests UK should be more like Dubai
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I love the music of dUg, Ty & Jerry.
King's X in London, June 2017
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - Golgafrincham
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I always wanted the blue/yellow Burner.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is me, 21 years ago, performing in "Chess" the musical at the Wycombe Swan theatre. This is the opening scene of Act II, "One Night in Bangkok" youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
"One Night in Bangkok" scene from "Chess" the musical in July 2004
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is a good deal for Britain...
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I once wrote a quiz night picture round on Cosgrove Hall children's programmes.
Screenshot of a PowerPoint presentation of a quiz night picture round with pictures of Cosgrove Hall children's TV shows.
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Does stop motion animation count?
Chorlton and the Wheelies (Cosgrove Hall Productions 1976-1978)
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Congratulations to 3-times London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, for being awarded the Knight Bachelor. Also awarded the same title: - Andy Street, former Tory Mayor of the West Midlands (2017-2024) - Ranil Jayawardena, Tory MP (2015-2024) - Marcus Jones, Tory MP (2010-2024) - Nick Gibb, Tory MP (1997-2024)
Screenshot of the Daily Telegraph newspaper headline from 30th December 2024, entitled "Starmer knights Sadiq Khan in reward for failure".
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Simon H. @simonhutson4.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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