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PsiloSimon

@simonheron.bsky.social
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She/Her psychonaut, furry, teacher of tiny humans, lover and caretaker of small living things 🌱🦐🌿🍄🐠

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Moon Rabbit 🐇 @lunarrabbit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The more ticket sales we make the more we will be able to pay the artists and it would be super cool to be able to give folks more than like $30 this time.
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Candle season! 🍂🎃
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In part of the training I just took she asked us to look through our phones and find a picture of us with people we care about and 5 of the first 6 photos I found had Nick in them. Uuugh, feelings
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Praise be
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This quote was on my heart today so now you get to read it too
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I tried my costume on with the completed halo and a corset that actually fits me and Oh. My. God. I love it! I’m gonna need way more excuses to wear this
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand why Bob’s Burgers moved in a more family friendly direction, but man do I looooove those early, kinda grimy episodes
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026
It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈
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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This weekend I’ll be going to a costumes encouraged memorial for a millennial
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hand makeup trial run. Turns out the trick to not getting black smudges everywhere is to get makeup that’s almost impossible to get off. Looks good, though!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Testing out the largest parts of my Halloween costume and liking how it’s coming out! Still to come: finishing the halo, black dipped finger makeup, and half blacked face makeup like Furiosa
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the universe bought me lunch today? I splurged and ordered some Uber Eats for breakfast and, in a big first for me, the driver left another person’s order along with mine. TBF to him we do have the same name. And it’s cold foods that actually look tasty and will hold till lunch? Wild.
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m very glad I was able to make it out to karaoke in honor of my friend who passed. Seeing friendly faces and toasting to missing friends helped lighten the load. What was a lot less fun was learning that two other friends of my friends have also passed unexpectedly in the last couple of weeks ☹️
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’d think at some point I would have stopped coming home with dead bugs in my pocket, but nope!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My low cost, low calorie, low effort solution to work lunch: rodent chow for people. I make a big gallon bag of this stuff (plain whole grain Cheerios, mixed nuts, pepinos, dried cranberries, dried apricots) and eat 1/3 - 1/2 a bag a day on my breaks. Not elegant, but it’s been working!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With Jake the Dog and
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Painting my big feelings. I know it’s uneven af but they’d what happens when you’re also uneven af
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I see a furry with tummy nips I remember the random bio factoid that mammals grow twice as many mammary glands as their average litter size. “Aaah I see your species tends to have four pups!”
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s probably a bit early, but I’ve started turning on the fireplace. Need a little extra warmth right now
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time for one of my all time favs
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me looking at stuff to watch, “Sorry, American Horror Story, idk if I’m up for violent deaths right now… oooh! Inglorious Bastards!”
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder if I can put in my will that I want all my messaging systems to auto-reply “This message is from a deceased crawler”
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been considering getting a centipede as a pet for a few years now and I gotta say, finishing up the latest Dungeon Crawler Carl has only strengthened that desire
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Giant 1000pat Centipede Crawling on Hand
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been reading poetry about grief this morning and Rebecca Sugar is coming in clutch, as usual youtu.be/796VtspzH0I?...
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Will Happen, Happening, Happened (Song Clip) | Adventure Time (Series Finale) - Come Along With Me
YouTube video by KittenWispy
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A short update on what happened over the weekend. The police officer we talked to Sunday afternoon informed us that the driver who struck Nick was drunk and that they proceeded to hit several cars and flee the scene, making it an ongoing criminal case. Which is why they had to wait to inform us
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do me a favor and tell your friends you love them
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy fucking birthday to me
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The drop returns to the ocean. Matter and energy cannot be destroyed, only transformed. Even if I can’t see him anymore, he’ll always be with me. Fuck this picking up the pieces shit, though
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TW: Death Last night my friend wandered onto the highway while high and was struck by traffic. He didn’t make it. I don’t even have words for what this feels like. Hold your loved ones tight.
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The state police called and said they need to talk to us (his dad) in person. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun fact! You don’t actually have to wait 24 hours to put out an APB! All those tv shows lied to me
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Wulver @teethboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s true more and more now
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First time I’ve gotten friends to my parent’s beach house and one of them run out of the door and disappears while tripping. Why…
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A warm place to rest your head
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the first time in my life I was really tempted to call out cause a friend surprise invited me to a thing while I was getting ready for work. The way this day has gone has made me regret being responsible cause it’s been a day to miss. Ah well!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How is it that I’m going from a two month streak of nothing happening on the weekend to 5 weekends in a row of going out of town… I’m excited but boy is it gonna give me whiplash!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are you in Seattle and want to support local furry musicians? My friend is performing here in a few weeks, go check it out!
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Electric Slide is the the adult version of Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mom’s cat, who was originally my cat, is probably on her way out. I can’t believe that shy little kitten I adopted 18 years ago is reaching the end of her life. She is a weird one but a great cat for my parents!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not all meat is destined for the grinder.
Kieran, a female wild boar, strolls through a forest. There is a speech bubble over her head which says "When you are told you must conform, ask yourself WHO benefits MOST from your compliance." The text is overlaid over the outline of a domestic pig with specific cuts of meet marked on it.
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Death of a Dragon
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What streets in my dreams look like
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk what’s been up with my social life recently but it’s like… totally died. I’m so used to events popping up left and right from different chats I’m in but for the last couple of months it’s been soooo deeead and honestly, very depressing. I wanna go ooouuuut and see peeeoooople!!!
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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PsiloSimon @simonheron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A cat names Elaine ❤️
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