Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not Luxon. It’s Peters ( who has done fuck all for 40 yrs) Seymour an inept opportunist and Luxon. They are a joke team. 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026How long are you expected to speak? I’d probably ask ChatGPT to prepare a 2 min talk outlining reasons for a person to hate AI and read it verbatim. 021
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Dude these are weather events not wear and tear. Not everything this bunch of muppets does is wrong. 120
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sure it is. Turning an unusable asset into a useable asset is most definitely an investment. 110
Reposted by Simon JPDr. Robert Maunder @boiby.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Red winged blackbird sporting his intense mating season colours 🪶 794003311
Reposted by Simon JPEloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 18/04/2026American Kestrel deep dive. Toronto, Canada, April 17th 2026. Photo by Jose Raposo 203100271174
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Stayed at daughter’s new apartment last night. My wife and daughter have their alarms set on snooze but one went off at 6:50 and the other at 6:55. Every 5 minutes they both wake up and fumble for the snooze button😁 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Subscribed but mate that f&cking music is a dirge. I think Cotton Eyed Joe might work better. Strum some chords and loop them mate. Good luck. 110
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Politicians get free seats and the trimmings. Except they aren’t free, they’re paid for by taxpayers. 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I got into it with some NRL supporters over the $5 million paid by NZers for one State of Origin game for 10,000 Aussies to come to NZ. Thats $500 each. It’s a scam. 120
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Let me guess. Cause it’s a spectrum there is no “way”. Each case is unique to individual and environment? 120
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026met him in 1988 in Wellington. He was a conceited twat then. Selfish prick. 100
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Meltdown ———>Alcohol. It’s after 1pm in Hawaii. Cheers. 110
Reposted by Simon JPGaijin Mommy @gaijinmommy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The nearly “diamond Fuji” I ran into by chance on the roof of Yokado last night. Cubic zirconia Fuji, perhaps. Still cool though. 512018
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026when you are lying butyour head isn't youtu.be/vRLRgSBghzI?...youtu.beLuxon mounts fierce defence of Nicola Willis amid calls for finance minister to resign | RNZYouTube video by RNZ 000
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Austerity shuld be trashed as a way to fight inflation. They never read thebook on paradox of thrift. And these two muppets; Luxon and Nicolls should just resign. Trouble is you have worse mupets lining up to take their place. 020
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Back on what track? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...stuff.co.nzUnemployment reaches its highest point since 2015At 5.4%, Stats NZ's Jason Attewell said it was the "highest since the September 2015 quarter, when it was 5.7%". 110
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026If you want a mental refresh, this is it and this is how rugby should be played. With joy, pride and passion showing massive skills and physical prowess from the two best teams in the world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsd5...youtube.comDOMINANT in Cup Final! 😱 | Australia v New Zealand | HSBC SVNS Singapore 2026 | Full Match ReplayYouTube video by World Rugby Women 000
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026someone forgotto write in their endorsement payments 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Nelson un-electing Nick Smith for national government and then electing him for city government.media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the word duh written on the screen behind him .ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the word duh written on the screen behind him . 000
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I’ve tried watching more than a couple off episodes of season one but I think it’s just a massive troll. I gave up. 100
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Think it was a 4 wood lofted 3 wood. Still a good shot. 040
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025@rikdog.bsky.social Canberra had 7,000 no shows for Papali’i and the Raiders are leading the charge for minor premiership. They said sellout but not packed out. The stadium sucks and punters choose to stay home. Cheers 000
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I used to pay $1 NZD a shank back before people knew how good they were. If you like drinking wine instead, you can slow roast them in foil with rosemary sprigs and a dollop of butter and let them stew in their own juices. 110
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025@rikdog.bsky.social Shuffling the backs won’t win the battle up. Needs some hard big forwards. Sadly the best in the NRL are Kiwis or Blues Cheers 020
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025@rikdog.bsky.social Did you let Jamie get away with saying rugby was the biggest sport in NZ, after last night? Was a good discussion about 1st XV vs club rugby though. Personally I think the school model stifles pathways. Cliques suppress participation in my experience. Clubs offer options.👍 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Fucking nuts. US needs a new national anthem cause it ain’t free and there is no bravery left. 120
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’m in Tokyo this weekend. No time to get outside and enjoy the balmy weather. 010
Simon JP @simongriifin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The local one has been here for years and I’ve never been. I really should get a Hawaiian pizza soon. 110