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simongarlick

@simongarlick.net
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Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.

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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 6h
the thing about crazes spread by social contagion is that they just stop
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 01/10/2026
ok sometimes X still has its moments
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 01/10/2026
lol of course there was a bloody Japie in the maul as well 🇳🇿🇿🇦🏉 “An Israeli official reported that two other pilots in civil clothes travelling as passengers intervened successfully, ... One of the pilots is citizen of South Africa, the other of New Zealand”
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 01/10/2026
Kiwi reportedly among heroes who took down terrorist pilot in bloody struggle on flight www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3... someone buy that man a Speights
stuff.co.nz
Kiwi reportedly among heroes who took down terrorist pilot in bloody struggle on flight
Israeli media, citing security officials, said the incident stemmed from a feud between the plane’s two pilots, and everyone on board was safe.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 30/09/2026
no I don't
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 30/09/2026
Alain Mafart and Dominique Prieur, are you doing anything right now, just asking, no particular reason
stuff.co.nz
Jeff Bezos' mega yacht Koru arrives in Auckland
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’ Māori-named mega yacht Koru has arrived in Auckland. It is the world’s largest sailing yacht, measuring 127 metres long and 17 metres wide, and is worth $852 million.
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Australian Conservation Foundation @ausconservation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be very kind to them. Don't use insecticides. Turn off unnecessary outdoor lights. Pop any moth that comes inside back outside so it can continue its migration. au.news.yahoo.com/aussies-warn...
au.news.yahoo.com
Aussies warned not to make common mistake as thousands of moths swarm
A phenomenon not seen in around 20 years has returned to Sydney.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 29/09/2026
if this does not go to trial and result in convictions, the damages in the defamation lawsuits will be visible from SPACE
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
Maybe the internet has made me cynical but I wouldn't be surprised if in a month we find out this was all a viral astroturfing campaign financed by a ketamine manufacturer
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
An unbelievable post by Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur on the situation of human rights in the Palestinian territories, in which she claims to have learned what antisemitism is only yesterday x.com/franceskalbs...
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
"MADONNA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
"there's no law of war that says you're allowed to start a war and then complain when you lose it"
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
Put it this way, the men are shirtless in the arrest photos because police needed to be sure they weren't wearing suicide vests
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
It's weird that I don't care and will never see this movie. I mean, my profile photo is me as a little kid in a Star Wars t-shirt. I'm as OG as you can get. And I totally don't care.
hollywoodreporter.com
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts to Direct Next Movie for Lucasfilm
Simon Kinberg is writing the new trilogy that is said to be next episodes of the Skywalker Saga.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 28/09/2026
everyone's all "AI can't take independent actions" until the first time they have to ask "why did you delete my files"
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 27/09/2026
You'll never guess what the five men have in common
bbc.com
What we know about RAF Fairford incident and counter-terror probe
Five men have been arrested as counter-terror police lead an investigation into a major incident near the airbase.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 27/09/2026
two words, lacrosse
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 26/09/2026
chat what is an "ad"
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 26/09/2026
One might think that with the gargantuan computing resources available to it the bureau of meteorology would be able to predict you know what the weather will be like but one would be wrong
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
some of us will care about this very very much 
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
The Flash early seasons were so good
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
epic.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
nothing elicits disdain in a man like genocide
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
but I thought it was about immigration
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
the people walking out don't have anything in common, do they...?
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
A trans man attacked his stepfather because the stepfather refused to accept his trans identity. He bit off his stepfather’s ears, gouged out his eyes, and raped him. The victim jumped off a balcony while totally blind in his attempt to escape. This is the pain that misgendering can cause!
thesun.co.uk
Trans woman 'bit off stepdad's ears and raped him before plunging from balcony'
A TRANS woman has been arrested after the suspect’s stepdad was found with his ears bitten off and eyes gouged out. The 61-year-old victim was allegedly raped during the vicious attack at a f…
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
It feels very South Australian to be sitting in the front bar of a pub next to a table of bemulleted construction workers in dirty high-vis and steel-capped boots, all of them drinking red wine from beautiful stemmed glassware
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
what the actual f
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 25/09/2026
men kill other men about four times more often than men kill women - there have probably been over 200 male homicides so far this year. It's a male violence problem.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
The Australian government doesn't have a clear idea of what AI, the Internet, or even computers really are - so the chances of this having any consequences are basically zero
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
I'll take radical Christians over radical Muslims any day of the week thanks
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
achievement unlocked: I have now seen Chartwell Mall mentioned on bsky
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
jerking off over multiple generations of workers having their life and career aspirations rug pulled is kinda gross
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
it must be tough for LGB activists to have won all the battles for acceptance and for all that work to be totally undone by the TQ+
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 24/09/2026
I swear half the bandwidth of the internet is today being consumed by a single gif of Kyle Chandler's face wrinkling and unwrinkling
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My latest for @therevelator.org is all about the important shark and ray areas project, a global-scale collaboration that has identified over 1,000 places significant for migration, reproduction, and more. 🧪🌎🦑🦈 To Save Sharks and Rays, Protect These Places therevelator.org/save-sharks-...
therevelator.org
To Save Sharks and Rays, Protect These Places • The Revelator
The Important Shark and Ray Areas project has identified thousands of critical habitats for some of the world’s most threatened fishes. Now saving these sites is up to us.
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 22/09/2026
now imagine if Kyle Chandler had won all those roles that went to Pedro Pascal
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 22/09/2026
and his boots taste delicious
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21/09/2026
The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year
theguardian.com
The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year
Fondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme The black robin, once the world’s rarest bird before an extraordinary conservation project brought it back from brink of extinction, has been crowned New Zealand’s bird of the year, after record voter turnout. The tiny bird is found only in the Chatham Islands, 800km east of mainland New Zealand. Called kakaruia in Māori and karure in Morirori – the language indigenous to the Chathams – the birds are also fondly known as the “goth” of New Zealand’s bird world, for its striking black plumage, black eyes and a little pointy black beak. Continue reading...
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 19/09/2026
it works
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 19/09/2026
pleasantly surprised
newsroom.co.nz
Sex definition: Science is not a political prop
Scientists Chris Pook and Julia Schaletzky challenge an article contributed to Newsroom that they believe moved a political position into a scientific conclusion
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 18/09/2026
i'd read that 👍🏾
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 18/09/2026
Good news Australia, doing background checks on job applicants just became an incredibly risky thing to do. Best to stop doing it. What could possibly go wrong?
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 17/09/2026
you have to refer to Macklemore as "Vanilla ISIS" now, I don't make the rules 
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 17/09/2026
no, but in yellow
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 17/09/2026
When you think about it, Macklemore hijacking someone else's hard work to make it all about him is the most Palestinian-protest thing ever
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 16/09/2026
he identifies as malnourished
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simongarlick @simongarlick.net · 16/09/2026
so unreasonable, thanks @nytimes.com
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