iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

PSA (Personal Science Announcement): Just because someone was cursed during their rigorous testing of a genie lamp does NOT give you the right to comment on their horrific twisted visage and uncontrollable urges! That's curse-shaming and it's NOT OKAY.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Their misery powers the machines that are blocking the way to my inner sanctum, but again, I didn't DESIGN it to be a cause-and-effect dungeon crawl! It's sustainability and comfort for me!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And it isn't like I MEANT to have the lab laid out like a death-maze! *I* know how the machines work! And the stitched-together, cybernetically-enhanced remains of the raiders' allies and loved ones weren't BUILT to be trash mobs, they're for menial labor! Stop trying to put them out of their misery

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sobering to realize that to lots of people, I'm some kind of...raid boss? I can't be too upset about the influx of well-armed test subjects and snacks, but even I like to have downtime! Dealing with marauding home invaders at all hours of the day and night is exhausting and fattening!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

No doubt I COULD elect to manually control my digestive processes, but the multi-threading of the processors in my brain are maxed out so I can invent up to 7 new devices SIMULTANEOUSLY! There's no room left for biological process control!!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now whatever sap--err, VALUABLE RESEARCH SUBJECT is stuck inside me will linger in a pitch-black undulating sack of flesh for weeks or months! And yes, I know what you're thinking (thanks to the Mind-o-scope™):

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One MINOR downside to constantly upgrading your body is that the optimizations eventually make it so my test subjects are stripped down to their base nutrients WAY TOO QUICKLY! That's why I've spent years perfecting the Digest-UNaide™!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

All melted! We'll calibrate and set the device to "Reform [One]" annnd...! Oh. Oh no. What a mess... I need a big bowl. Or at least a straw. Too much flavor for a single body to handle...Not a failure though, because NOW we have an Instantaneous Soup Creation Machine™!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I put some gas in the Prey Reconstitutor™. Haven't used it recently but there's something I wanna try! What happens when the machine has MULTIPLE PREY to reform into ONE BODY? Just need to GRIND DOWN this light lunch of several SHRIEKING, STRUGGLING test subjects~

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yes, side-effects include the repositioning of your internal organs and permanent disfigurement, but the hourglass shape you'll find yourself SCULPTED into will be-- Oh. I've invented the Corset™.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Simply equip the garment around your bulging stomach, and, using the attached crank and fasteners, the device will constrict your stomach down to a shapely, manageable size! When you hear the grisly crunching and popping of a body being deformed and condensed, you'll know it's working!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

As we are all ACUTELY aware, hammerspace clothing is EXPENSIVE. Having localized dimension-folding technology woven into fabric means you'll need a a strong, CONSISTENT power source, lest you risk a CME (CATASTROPHIC MUFFINTOP EVENT)! That's why I invented the Manual Hammerspacer™!

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I know so many edible people

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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 04/06/2026

save them!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Snatched from my depths, whisked away from their horrible fate to find themself in a life not their own. Flung SCREAMING into a new body, now perfectly safe and under CLOSE observation by everyone around them, the phantom sensation of digestion still slithering over their skin!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Now I can take readings on what it's like to be plucked from a happy, oblivious life and find yourself inhabiting an unfamiliar body, trapped in MY unfamiliar body! But more interesting is what happens with those are SPARED!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Yes, using the Consciousness Conferrer™ to swap a pred and prey's minds is fun the first couple of DOZEN times. But these days it's way more scientific to swap the prey's mind with SOMEONE RANDOM, up to 5 miles away!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And I must say, the VERTICAL INTEGRATION between the two jobs is PHENOMENAL! More bones decorations attract more thrill-seekers which generates MORE BONES! Recursive earnings!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

YES, I have a side hustle. YES, it's providing realistic Halloween decorations in the form of acid-scoured bones posed into spooky poses. YES, I also work nights AS a haunted house, my interior's dimensions stretched and twisted into a festive labyrinth. NO, there's no refunds or repeat customers!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Aren't you just DYING to find out? Don't you want to become something MORE? My readings indicate you're BLOATED with love, why not come get strapped in? We have tables and restraints of all sizes. I can accommodate ALL takers! I've always got room.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

-Smaller, near the bottom of the page- "We are ABSOLUTELY responsible for any injury, death, loss of consciousness, loss of YOUR consciousness, loss of love, loss of physical form, IRREVOCABLE CHANGES to your physical form, and/or pain. No exclusions apply!"

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"We'll accept: siblings, parents, newlyweds, oldlyweds, paramours, besties, nesties, and pets! No limit on the amount! You love 'em, we'll take 'em!"

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

-New ad on the corkboard- "DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF LOVE? Are you ready to help QUANTIFY the power of love?! Bring you and your loved ones to the abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town! (Yes the one with all the screams)"

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Aheheh, you're very observant! That's right, I'm thinking about THE ADVANCEMENT OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hmm, maybe I can designate a part of my mind to ALWAYS optimize like this when dealing with food? Something for us to think about!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

MEANWHILE, my tail maw and hand mouth are running amok and depleting my supply of test subjects, with PERFECTLY MAINTAINED blood pressure! It's not all bad though! Controlling peristalsis means I get to apply pressure in just the right spots for the optimal DESTRUCTION of foreign bodies within me!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Note to selves: When splitting your mind in order to animate your NEWLY-ENHANCED AUTONOMOUS APPENDAGES, remember to keep your automatic processes in your CENTRAL sentience!! I'm currently stuck with the responsibility of MANUALLY pumping my heart, inflating my lungs, and contracting my blood vessels

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Did you miss the part where I'm the perfect specimen?? Of course I'd take this amazing, precisely-crafted quip from twixt your jaws!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Truthfully this is the FIFTH time I've run this experiment, but you know what they say about science! It's doing the same thing OVER AND OVER and expecting different results!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Glug! Glug! KYA-HAHAHA-Oh. Nothing happened. Guess I was already perfect.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Finally! The genome sequencer in my stomach has finished! It's been compiling and collating data on everything and everyONE that dissolved in there, tracking their very BEST attributes! Now I've created THIS! One quaff of this...murky, distressingly GREEN solution will make me the PERFECT BEING!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Passion is important but in the scientific arts it must always be tempered with restraint and precision! HOWEVER! I've freshly invented the Omega-Crazy-Straw™, so there's NO BETTER TIME to test it out than when draining the bottomless pit of humanity's experiences! Now with a 2-player attachment!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ack!! Pttbph!! This isn't the Well of Human Thought! This is the Spring of Hopes and Dreams! I've lost my palate for these saccharine things after gorging myself in my youth.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Shredding the boundary between this world and that of the boundless expanse of human subconscious in order to drink deep of the Well of Human Thought. A useful source of inspiration and also it's calorie-dense! Leaves a few dozen people mindless husks, but as they say: something something EGGS!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Research shows that the masses love cum

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I will resort to this BASE FORM of HUMILIATING interaction. Soon, my GLUNKING guts will churn you into roiling slop, DELIGHTING those freaks into SLOPslop! My drooling, slavering maw WILL--I can't do this. Computer, flip the switch, activate the Electro-Prey Magnet Cum Vacuum™!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It's come to my attention that my "peers" in the community have a superior grasp on vorny lexicon, using it as a kind of Mating Call cum Prey Snare to lure those both suspecting and non into their clutches. As my need for test subjects is outpacing my ability to easily hunt them:

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Waffle cone please! Wow, and it's my favorite flavor, pink, with an autonomous directive to convert and consume, un-restrained by any higher processer! Yum, don't mind if I do! -munchmunch- Wait did you say 'topical' or 'tropical'-flavored'??

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Reverse... Honey?? Yes...YES! It's PERFECT! The FLOWERS drain the BEES, congealing their insides, forming a spreadable--what are you doing, you need to be writing this down!!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Ah, that sounds amazing! I'll stop reading right HERE, as befits a lunatic! Two scoops, please!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Bah! Of course that would've helped! But it's not exactly MAD SCIENCE if we think through every little detail before splicing your genes with PREVIOUSLY-THEORETICAL ELEMENTARY PARTICLES, is it?! That's just...even-keeled science!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Not to be part of the problem, but CCiAW(w/MBC) is kind of a banger, super surprised you haven't seen it.

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I myself definitely would've benefited from a few extra sensory receptors! Turns out, it's hard to see when you're constantly ANNIHILATING the light striking your optic nerves! I keep bumping into things

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Dizzy💫 @churchofdizzy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sketchpage Slice 2: Yaddie the Maddie @simonefromspace.bsky.social is doing something UNCONSCIONABLE: manufacturing an artificial soul only to then extinguish its vital spark in the pit of that stomach! What has mad science wrought?! How terrible! Could you do it again I wasn't recording!

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Don't worry, I'll make you a nice little playground in some distant partition of my mind

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

In this particular case, you should've looked within for the answer. As in, the shifting, bubbling soup within you is, AS WE SPEAK, infiltrating your blood vessels. Each nutrient-rich amino chain HARD-CODED to propagate my consciousness. Where I was consumed, you'll be SUBSUMED

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Lab Rat @simonefromspace.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Finally nabbed some anti-photons! And with a tiny little bit of JUDICIOUSLY APPLIED MAD SCIENCE, the dream of being an inky pool of puddled shadows lurking in the dark will come true! Coming soon to a dark corner or gloomy night near you~

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