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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I want to be at home playing my newly fettled guitar rather than being at work for the next 6 hours.
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Very much enjoyed Michael Palin in the Philippines :)
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well that was a fine evening 😁
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck, why does Machete have to be starting as soon as I walk in from my gigs. I've got to work in the morning!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I see Carlsberg are carrying on with their mission to ruin British brewing 😡
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I really do this all through winter? #coldwatertherapy #waterfall #nature
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oops!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a fire on inside the pub, I'm sat in the garden in a t-shirt 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playing in front of people is still terrifying!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the drugs don't work, try nature #coldcure #naturalhealing #waterfall
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This should help my shift pass nicely! #gypsyjazzjam
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What to watch now that I've binge watched all 3 series of Colin From Accounts?
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to my world
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Utterly fed up of this stinking cold and I've only had it a day 😐
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
10 hours stood up watching wonderful live music. My legs are ruined now though.
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lovely day for a hike and a dip!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday gig 😁
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well that's fucking great news for getting back from a gig tonight 😐
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I appear to have a doner kebab pizza. Oops!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looking forward to this later 🙂
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why the fuck aren't every single one of these racist cunts in prison? Is it because the government is full of racist cunts?
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A bit of completely unrehearsed Pixies earlier this evening 🤣 #whereismymind #pixies #jamnight
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm so happy that Henry (Mr Novembre) filmed his album launch, it means that I can watch it for a 2nd time 😊 First set here... youtu.be/9A3UOLHWejE?...
youtu.be
Mr. Novembre - Petrichor (Live at The Yard)
YouTube video by Mr. Novembre
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best kind of beer is free beer 😊
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It must be Monday lunchtime 😊
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lovely charity gig this afternoon for East Cheshire Hospice. Currently drinking my way through the 4 hour gap until my next gig 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gigs at 1400 and 2100 today. Really not sure that I've got the stamina to drink from start to finish. I've got to work in the morning too 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's dark already 😭
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooo, finally a thunderstorm!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's a long time since I've drunk 9 pints. I even managed to avoid falling into the canal on the way home!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today is definitely going to have to be powered by caffeine. So tired!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Have watched Robocop, Robocop 2 and Robocop 3 over the past 3 Wednesdays. Please tell me that they didn't make a Robocop 4 🤞
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hoping that the trains are working well enough today to get me to and from a gig in Manchester! 🤞
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why have people's phone alarms been going off on super loud all evening? #annoying
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well that was rather refreshing 😁
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What a lovely day for a hike and a dip 😁
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How the hell can there be thousands of juicy ripe blackberries already?
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
OMG, playing in front of people is fucking terrifying! #lovestory #openmic
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I want to watch Firefox now :-)
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lunchtime! Although it's suddenly gone rather dark and windy!
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think my week of drinking and live music may be about to come to an end. Sat with a mug of tea, a packet of biscuits and about to watch Superman 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thanks Film 4 for the Christmas film on August 1st 😐
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you'd watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've come for an evening out in Manchester without my camera or a book. I feel naked 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Table visitor
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Well that was a rather tasty lunch ☺️ #holiday
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've actually lost track of how many pints I've drunk. This would usually worry me but I'm holiday so fuck it 🤣
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I had no idea that The Lemonheads were still performing. Would love to see them play Manchester in October but don't really want to pay £40 (especially as it's on a Wednesday and I'd have to take time off work)
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is outrageous #savejodrellbank
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Simon @simondbarnes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What the fuck has happened to the weather? I'm walking home from the pub in pissing rain 😥
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