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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Trump will put his name on everything except the Epstein files.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Nothing screams "America" more than the fact Black Friday sales now runs longer than Black History Month.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

How's everyone else's Saturday?

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Someone should ask Putin to help negotiate a peace deal between Elon and Trump.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I went to a restaurant and they said 8s and unders eat free. Which is great because I'm a 5 at best.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

The theme song will be ICE ICE baby

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The only thing worse than a job rejection is when the recruiters don't reply and then make a big fuss about who they did hire. Anyway, I'm not going to be the new Pope.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I have a feeling this will be a short dance.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Flat for rent for the EdFringe. Double bed. Open plan. £50,000 for the whole month. No time wasters.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

If he doesn't reappear in 3 days he's missing a massive PR opportunity.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I feel like if you earn more than £10,000 a year from a thing you shouldn't be able to call it a "side hustle".

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Someone's had a big trip to IKEA

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

No, you're unable to sleep because you're casting for a recreation of Hamilton with Muppets. The King of England would be the only human.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I've been under represented for too long

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

£1000 says Putin will be in an unofficial Tesla ad by Thursday.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

He's littering the Gulf of Mexico.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Remember, a crepe is just a pancake that did a year abroad in France and wants everyone to know it.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Even God has no good news right now.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, let it mellow.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Donald Trump is the best President Russia has ever had.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

POV you purchased a Hugo Boss suit in 1938.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Like a broken clock, even a buffoon is right twice a decade. I feel dirty agreeing with him.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

When you lied in the job interview...

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I want to go to bed but I also want to stay up refreshing this...

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Bjarki Hilmarsson 🇮🇸 @bjarkih.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I totally agree what @simoncaine.bsky.social and Lois Rossman youtu.be/o4GZUCwVRLs?... say about piracy www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9b...

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Pretty bold of M&S to assume I need 3 Valentine's Cards. But a deals a deal...

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Elon Musk is the worst president we've ever had.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Well, he did say they're leaks...

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like it when his personal data is shared/sold to people who might use it against his best interests? Interesting... 🤔😂

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I believe in posting quality over quantity. It's just a shame I suck at both.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

When a Nazi says you're terrible, you know you've done something wrong.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

We can add "Freddie as a Traitor" to the list of things that were shorter than the TikTok ban.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Only 295 more sleeps until the end of January

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Does this mean that Hitler was just autistic all along?

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Urgh, I hate having to rely on my non-existent charm and wit to grow on here. Add me to your starter packs, please.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They say a photo is worth a thousand words. Well this photo is worth about a trillion dollars.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I've had dumps longer than the TikTok ban.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

For someone who spends so much time at Mar-a-Lago, I find it odd that Trump is so against his staff "working from home".

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Kate Bush 🤝 Alexander Ran up the hill many times

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

This cameraman needs a raise...

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Can someone make an AI tool which deletes all email newsletters from brands except the freebies on your birthday please.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Maybe their next job is in cyber?

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

If the TikTok ban goes ahead I'm not downloading a new app. I'm tired. I don't want to start over again.

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Simon Caine @simoncaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

"I tried to say goodbye and I choked"

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