Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 06/05/2026my homescreen is just fine actually why do you ask 050
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 26/04/2026duolingo's grasp of english doesn't exactly inspire confidence in its ability to teach me japanese… 140
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 19/03/20267-wide architecture with up to 4.4 GHz, 30% increase in multithreaded performance, unified memory with a maximum memory bandwidth of 307 GB/s, 14.5GB/s of SSD throughput time required to move five items to the trash: undefined #ftff 050
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 10/02/2026apple continue to lead the way with shit ass error messages. this one, which pops up every five minutes regardless of which app I am using, is super fun. which app, apple? which goddamn fucking app?! 240
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 30/01/2026imagine not googling the name you chose before using it for your… *touches earpiece* …dried fruit and nuts company 100
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 17/02/2025this toggle is not actually hooked up to anything and you cannot convince me otherwise 010
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 29/01/2025Wait, somebody trained an AI model on your data without permission? That must be super fucking hard for you, I can't even imagine… 051
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 29/12/2024100% definitely not a made-up person with a chatgpt bio 120
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 29/12/2024I bet there's a get-rich-quick scheme being sold somewhere that is telling people to make these 120
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 10/12/2024name a funnier delivery of a single word than any time Chidi says ‘what?’, i'll wait 120
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 04/12/2024Type 00 concept is wild. Not a huge fan of the interior, but this thing has ANGLES 000
Simon Buckmaster @simonbuckmaster.net · 03/12/2024Pentagram used their own illustrations as input for MidJourney and the results are a campaign logo for MONSTRO HILLAMALA 110
