Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am very excited about this. I suspect it will be the last time we do it, but here it is for your Spooky Season pleasure ... 020
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I miss the days when we'd get emails warning of unexpected visitors in the office. Even better is that these tiny horses were guests on a radio programme, so folks only got to hear them. 020
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"How do you get from the bottom of Act II to the Happily Ever After? Asking for a friend." 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There are a few tickets available for the second run of B Movie - June next year... 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There is actually a full 90 minute cut of the movie which seems incredible to me because the scenes we wrote for it do not fit together to make a coherent whole! I'm waiting for the premier on the 12th to watch it; I am fascinated to see if and how they pulled it off. 040
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A little sad task this afternoon, starting to take down the ornamental cherry tree at the front of the house; a victim of the drought. As I cut further back hoping to see some signs of life in the wood. Nothing so far. However the branches that overhang the pavement are safely removed. 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Somehow I mounted AWS S3 but it seemed too empty a space to actually put anything into it. An exabyte requires a degree of faith that I do not posess. 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it is definately too big to read in the bath; a veritable tome. 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hope should not be a currency, nor a dwindling resource, Increasingly I fear it has become a tool of capitalism; getting through your shit week by buying a lottery ticket isn't really what hope was supposed to be about. It has become prophylactic rather than poetic. 2 happy days for the price of 1 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I've been really interested to see the reaction to the 4th July larp coming out of the recent Washington Post article. Folks on SoMe seem less angry this time around, but maybe that is a bluesky versus the musky place societal thing? 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I took a brain break to walk along some cliff paths and then lie on a beach watching the sun set with my friend, Emma. 17km and a vegan Thai feast. 060
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It took a month to transcode and almost two weeks to upload the footage, but yesterday we released the 'rushes' from Invasion of the Atomic Space Witches to the players of the larp B Movie. A bittersweet lovestory to making a sci-fi flick in 1954 Hollywood, and a critique of modern society too. 030
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I have not seen Nolan's The Odyssey; I am waiting for the book to come out. 020
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I never said the theory was proven, although on those episodes there was no man with an ugly tie. In the later seasons the world moved on to a time and place where not all men wore ties. I never published on this topic. 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I spent most of the weekend inside InDesign, I am still muttering eldritch phrases about the function that AI tags all of the images automatically. I do it manually and then check for anything that is missing; nothing is missing because it is overflowing with slop. My work is harder now. 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I once had a theory — based on careful observation — that you could always tell the murderer in Columbo by the relative ugliness of his tie. 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026(he is also not — as far as I am aware — a real doctor, although the character he was playing was based on one.) 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Tickets for the re-run of B Movie are on sale ... 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One of my favorite parts of the design of this larp was creating the Fixer team … 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Half of the tickets for the re-run of the larp B-Movie have already gone in only a couple of weeks! If you want to join us next summer you might want to grab your place soon .... www.bmovie.org 031
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Happy 10 years to NotOnlyLarp - responsible for the incredible Conscience as well as other important games. Thank you for letting me play, write for you, and have a hand in some of the designs. 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026tomorrow I have a call with @happeningfish.bsky.social to talk through "Beyond Method - Modes of Enactment and The Immersed Aesthetic" which needs the signposting language stripped out of it. 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It is a summer of revisions for me, with two chapters and one co-written article needing some minor tweaks. First on the list is "Ludonarrative Hegemony: Story Shapes and the Myth of Emergence in Larp" which needs some work on signposting and transitions. 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026(I can send you a copy if you are interested, but I suspect it is a derail from your research) 120
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So if you are in Norway, have an interest in this type of thing, and want to say hi, why not come along? 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Time and date: July 11, 12:00-16:00 Location: Brygg, Storgata 7, 0155 Oslo Program: 12:00-12:15 Arrival time 12:15-12:30 Introduction 12:30-13:15 The EDGE project 13:15-13:30 Break 13:30-15:30 Character creation, relationship building and co-created activities at Lumen 15:30 Finishing thoughts 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We will discuss the textbooks on design and implementation used in the Master’s programme at Uppsala University, provide a short character creation demo used in Lumen, a larp about using game design for personal change, and we will tell you where you can learn more. 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Oslo: Avalon Larp Studio from Erasmus+ EDGE is running a dissemination event July 11th, 2026. Learn about the EDGE project, how to design analogue role-playing games for transformation, and see how to use this in your work whether you are a game designer, a teacher, a psychologist or something else. 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Nope, it’s a new registration (I think the original was bmovieclub.co.uk)bmovieclub.co.uk 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can you find the most elusive magic Hollywood has to offer and play your way to a Happy Ending? Join our movie-making adventure larp at B movie dot org 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026B Movie is a bittersweet love letter to 1950s Hollywood, to the stars who faded from public memory, and to the stories that never made it. Come and spend some time with us in this sci-fi dream of tinsel town and make a low budget film for real! 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A stunt goes wrong during the filming of 'Invasion of the Atomic Space Witches' (1954) Here we have actress Tallulah Falls showing her emotional range as she flees a building that has exploded. (I have no idea why it exploded.) 000
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I did some writing and design work on the European runs. Who did you play? 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026But I acknowledge the name causes some confusion 100
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I mean we are coming up on 25 years … but I don’t think I could do it without @pummell.bsky.social 120
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026www.bmovie.org Tickets are now on sale for the rerun of BMovie. A bittersweet love letter to 1950s Hollywoodbmovie.orgHome - B Movie 211
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026|First in an occasional series of photos from the larp B Movie. This one showing a still from the film that the players actually shot. 110
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The arrival of the first batch of photos for a larp is always exciting. (Even though the ones of me are terrible: "I look like The Queen, and she's dead!") 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026in the workshops for B Movie one of the things we should have done was teach the players how to use a manual typewriter. This never occured to me as being non-standard knowledge because I come from GenX 010
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 16/06/202620 years ago I played an 80s DJ set to a crowd of 300 wasted Goths and Punks in a terrible bar on the Whitby seafront. Part way through the night I broke my hand/discloated a finger. So I 'pushed it back in and strapped it up with duct tape.' Today, in the morning rain, my hand hurts. #memories 020
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A few behind the scenes introductions from the larp, B Movie. (Although I missed the instruction to wave at the camera) 061
Not a real doctor @simonb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This textbook explores implementation practices for running transformative analog role-playing games. I was one of the editors and writers. It is POD or a free PDF books.uu.se/uup/catalog/...books.uu.se Implementing Transformative Role-playing Games | Uppsala Scholarly Books 000