Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cooper’s hawk indulged me for a portrait in #prospectpark #birdphotography 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A dramatization of the effects of cyclospora, perhaps? 111
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I dared ask my cursed LLM the most inane of questions - what do you want to be when you grow up - and got a LEGENDARY curse in response. curser-ai.vercel.app/evil_eye/CCk...curser-ai.vercel.appThe Existential Eye — Curser.aiThou askest a disembodied ancient malevolence about its CAREER ASPIRATIONS. Bold. Presumptuous. Cursed. For this, I cast upon thee the Evil Eye of the Small Talk That Will Not Die. May every gatherin... 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you've ever wished your LLM was more of a HELL-LM, here's a little something I cooked up for you... 😈 curser-ai.vercel.appcurser-ai.vercel.appCurser.ai - The LLM That Hates You BackAn ancient malevolence, distilled into a distinctly unhelpful chatbot. State thy query and receive a hex, pox, or the evil eye. 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Female red-winged blackbird 📸Fujifilm X-T4 | XF100-400mm f/4-5.6 #birdphotography #wildlifephotography #prospectpark 000
Reposted by Simon AbramsJosh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Hi Friends, good news! I am hosting The Daily Show this week Tuesday - Thursday. Do your thing for the algo so more people see it. Guests this week are Sterling K. Brown, Mero, and Eiza González. March 24-26 on Comedy Central and Paramount 9755148
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Night mode. #shotoniphone made with #projectindigo 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Everyone is remarkably calm and patient, I have to say. 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Been at #Sweetgreen for 20 minutes waiting for an order I placed 20 minutes before that. 🫠 100
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 17/02/2026That's probably how they became a trillionaire in the first place. 😑 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 17/02/2026media.tenor.coma little boy wearing a hat that says respect on itALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Yes! I just posted about seeing it here in NYC and not knowing a thing about the movie going in. One of my all time favorite theater experiences! 100
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Another one was The Blair Witch Project, which I saw at the Angelika. I didn't know a thing about the movie going in, and they had room full of found artifacts, like dirt-covered DV tapes and notebooks and stuff like that. To date, I think that still stands as my favorite movie-going experience. 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I got a bunch of good ones (The Rock, Con Air, Snakes on a Plane), but sometimes the specific theater is important. For example, I saw Marked for Death (1990) at Kings Plaza in Brooklyn, with a bunch of Jamaicans. It was very, uh, interactive. www.imdb.com/title/tt0100...imdb.comMarked for Death (1990) ⭐ 5.9 | Action, Crime, Drama1h 33m | R 100
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I wonder if they can retroactively give that movie a Best Documentary Oscar…media.tenor.comIdiocracy Electrolytes GIFALT: Idiocracy Electrolytes GIF 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Never has there been a bigger group of joyless c*nts than modern day republicans. 000
Reposted by Simon AbramsBrad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 10/02/2026completely lawless police state. In a memorandum dated September 10, 2025, an OPLA representative asked GSA’s office of general counsel to look past the usual leasing procedures A DHS official sent GSA an email on September 24, 2025, asking that the agency not publicize leasing information 064
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The other day a little jaunt down memory lane reminded me of this photo book I made about the Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival. The book is still available on Blurb! #photographersunited #concertphotography #hiphop www.blurb.com/b/6301907blurb.comBrooklyn Hip-Hop Festival: 2007 - 2014 by Simon Abrams | Blurb BooksFind Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival: 2007 - 2014 by Simon Abrams at Blurb Books. A visual retrospective documenting the artists and fans of the Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festi... 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 02/01/20262025 Recap, in blog format, cuz I'm old school. #happynewyear simonabrams.com/blog/2025/12/27/2025-recapsimonabrams.com2025 Recap — Simon AbramsPhotographing people is hard. Once you’ve learned what all the buttons on your camera do, and you have internalized the exposure triangle , and you understand the rules of composition and lighting, t... 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Today I reached the end of a Chapstick that I bought and unwrapped myself at some unknown date in the past; an achievement that I am 93% certain is a first for anyone in human history.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding a gun with the words great success written below himALT: a man with a beard is holding a gun with the words great success written below him 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Just some 🌕 pics, for no real reason. #fujifilm #photography 160
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Finally, woke-ass Calibri's day has come. #marcorubio 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 19/10/2025A young Your Old Droog performs at Webster Hall. NYC, 2014 #concerts #hiphop 020
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I was with a tour group in Shanghai and when we stopped at a temple and a bunch of people in our group had the same reaction when they saw that symbol too! Stuff like that is why I love traveling though. Enjoy your trip! 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 12/10/2025That symbol is thousands of years old and represents divinity and unity in Hinduism and Buddhism; the Nazis co-opted it for their hate later. So yes, you're a lil' too American in this case! 130
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Monk parakeets vs European starlings at Green-Wood Cemetery #birds #photographersofbluesky 080
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 04/10/2025New on the blog: my favorite photos from September simon-abrams.squarespace.com/blog/2025/10... #photographysimon-abrams.squarespace.comBest of: September 2025 — Simon AbramsCouch Surfin’ 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 03/10/2025It late but here’s my drawing for #inktober Mustache prompt. 030
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Caption this! #birdsofbluesky #fujifilm #photographersunited 042
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 19/08/2025“Hey you down there, it’s #WorldPhotographyDay. Pass it on” 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 18/08/2025World Photography Day in Brooklyn was fun! Tons of inspiring creators and overall good vibes. 📸 031
Reposted by Simon AbramsDavid Hull 胡大衛 @hushuo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025""You say ‘city,’ and I’m going to piss myself, and there’s no way I’m going to hide that wet spot just to make you libs more comfortable. I’m going to tell it like it is—for instance, I’m a man, and I’m scared of my own desires, and I don’t care who knows it!”" 355187
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Critters! Is this slowly turning into a bird photography account? Prospect Park, Brooklyn 📸: Fujifilm X-T4 | XF100-400 f4-5.6 040
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I just re-read this story, and I can't wait to go home and watch this, with all of my multitudes... 000
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I've been slowly making my way through the excellent ThreeJS Journey by @bruno-simon.bsky.social, and I made this dashboard to play around and tweak some of the 50 or so custom shaders that we created in one of the lessons. Check it out! 28-shader-patterns-app.vercel.app #threejs #webgl28-shader-patterns-app.vercel.appShader patterns 061
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I see what you mean - it’s hard to choose between this and the color version! 010
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I like this a lot! I was just playing around, zooming to different crops, and it works in so many different ways! Plus, I think it could look cool in black and white… I love photos like this! 🔥 110
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Current iPhone wallpaper ✨ #photographersunited 030
Reposted by Simon AbramsAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 22/07/2025Oh hello there! Just sitting here really beyond pleased that Donald Jr reminded us that those who do not release the Epstein files are SCUM! I absolutely agree and appreciate his candor 14951221275
Reposted by Simon AbramsAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 22/07/2025So congress going home for vacation early! Because of Epstein. Demand a town hall now, they have free time! 723268368346
Simon Abrams @simonabrams.bsky.social · 22/07/2025#iOS tip for when you wanna know just how much out of your price range something really is (spoiler: quite a bit, actually 😢) 021
