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Simon Rolfmore

@simon.rolfmore.com
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Not sure what, if anything, I’m doing with this yet.

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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
It took several weeks to get the car back, and despite the gearbox failure clearly being a defect, the manufacturer refused to cover any of the cost and I ended up out of pocket by about £3k. I’ve sent a little help.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
The breakdown company were sworn at by the manager and we had to get a taxi back to the airport to hire the only car they had left at 11pm: a half-broken Ford Focus. We eventually got home.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
Gave it back in Den Haag to take the ferry as foot passengers and were told a taxi would be waiting in the uk. A taxi was not waiting. I had to flag one down and get 4 adults and luggage to a car hire place vaguely nearby, which was closed.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
200m down the road the entire gearbox ate itself and I couldn’t get out of first gear. I drove back and got told it was toast. I had breakdown coverage luckily and we got a tiny, underpowered Citroen Berlingo for 4 adults and a ton of luggage, which kept us moving.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
The gearbox on that tow truck then malfunctioned so we got towed on the back of a tow truck that was on the back of another, larger tow truck. We got to the garage where they managed to repair the broken gear linkage.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 26/06/2026
the gearbox broke on my car at the beginning of a week-long road trip around Denmark, Germany, and The Netherlands. The tow truck that came couldn’t tow it for some reason, so a bigger one was called.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 25/03/2026
Sam Altman is actually Zakalwe?
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 22/03/2026
Capitalism!
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 21/03/2026
Seeing everyone is doing these and I had a great time at #monkigras
The Dune Part 3 “eye” logo poster with title “Monki Gras” and subtitle “Monkchips time isn’t real and can’t hurt you”
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 21/03/2025
Get the USGP “nyowww” guy to do it!
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 21/03/2025
As per usual, you’ve nailed this before <checks notes> actual F1 focused outlets. I could, mayyybe, see a high rev naturally aspirated engine paired with electrical regen/hybrid being cool for the noise and speed? IIRC some WEC powertrains do this. But yes, what’s the point, really?
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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Perhaps the Gamers are alright
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
DONATE TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANK AND HOMELESS SHELTER INSTEAD - dashare.zone ADMIN
2 SKLETON HAND'S FLICKEN OFF DA SALVATON ARMY BUCKET ,THERE A ORGANIZATION WHICH HAS USED DONATIONS TO FUND CONVERSION THERAPY, FIRES ANY OF THERE LGBTQ EMPLOYEE'S, AND KICKS LGBTQ OUT OF THERE CENTERS ONTO THE STREET,,, TO DO NOTHING TO HELP MARGINILIZED PEOPLE IS UN KIND BUT TO ACTIVELY OPRESS THEM IS DEEPLEY EVIL!!!! FEED YOUR NEIGHBORS BY SUPPORTING YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK, HOUSE YOUR NEIGHBORS BY SUPPORTING YOU'RE LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER, IF YOUR NOT USIN ALL YOUR MONEY THEN HELP YOUR COMMUNITY DONT SEND IT UP DA RED TRIPOD TO THESE EVIL SANTA'S!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "FUCK OFF SALVATON ARMY IF I WANTED TO OPRESS MARGALALIZED PEOPLE WITH MY MONEY I WOULD PAY MY TAXES ON TIME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ALSO WHILE IM HERE NEVER GIVE A DIME TO A POLITICIAN SAME REASON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 29/11/2024
Ann Leckie’s Ancillary series (your recommendation!) have me questioning why I default to he/him and not she/her when I’m not aware of gender. I can feel it literally getting easier to be more flexible every time I come across it in the books. They’re great btw: as you said, slow burn to start.
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 29/11/2024
Loving the new (or at least, new to me) handle!
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 24/11/2024
Hey Den, nice to see you around again, and back at MS :) MSAL is awesome btw, I’ve used it in so many apps and services over the years.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We have a properly warped perception of how much various sectors contribute to the UK economy. The fishing industry, which is constantly in the news and to whom politicians of all rosettes regularly play, adds less to GDP than Games Workshop
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
SO WHATS UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A HUMONGEUS SKELOTIN REAPER WHOSE TELLING A TINY BUSINESS BOY "YES YOU MAY ASK ABOUT THE GAP IN MY RESSUME, I WAS CHILLEN, AND NOW IM OUT OF MONEY MOTHER FUCKER " CAUSE THERE ALWAYS ASKING YOU DUMB SHYT LIKE THAT DURING INTERVIEWS, ITS ALWAYS SOME KIND OF TRICK QUESTION LIKE THEY THINK THERE THE GUY FROM BLADE RUNNER ASKEN YOU ABOUT THE TURTLE, NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY WHANT YOU TO SAY FOR THESE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW THEMSELVES ? IF A TREE FALL'S IN THE FOREST DOES THE MOSS ASK THEM TRICK QUESTIONS ? COULD A PRINCE FACE AN ANGEL AND ASK THEM IF THEY BELEIVE IN THE DIVINE???? SURELY WE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THIS REALM FOR PAST CRIME'S AND ARE ATONING EVERY DAY FOR A COSMIC WRONG BEYOND OUR GRASP, HOW ELSE TO YOU EXPLAIN THEM DISCOTINUING THE BEST SNACK FLAVOR'S YEAR AFTER YEAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 15/11/2024
We’re pretty well equipped to deal with heavy rain and floods tbh. Last major disaster was 2011 and there were tons do changes made after that. The previous 2 big floods caused a bit of property damage but no deaths thankfully. I’ll be closing my shutters if it gets properly windy, that’s all :)
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 15/11/2024
The heavy rain isn’t due here till around 9pm this evening so enjoy while the going is good :)
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 31/08/2024
People let you write code? Worrying if true.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
RT IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTOIN WHOSE RIGHT ABOUT THEIR USE OF DA METRIC SYSTEM ,AND IT SAY'S "THE ONLY KILOGRAM I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS THE 1889 INTERNATONAL PROTOTYPE OF THE KILOGRAM STOREDA T THE INTERNATIONAL BUREU OF WEIGHT'S AND MEASURE'S ,THE 2019 REDEFINITION OF SI BASE UNITS CAN KISS MY ASS," AND DAMB ITS TRUE ,RT IF AGREE, THEY WANT US TO MEASURE PHYSICAL OBJECT'S WITH SOME SHYT THEY MADE UP, HELL NO, COMPARE IT TO DA CHUNK OF METAL THEY KEEP IN PARIS , PLANKS CONSTANT IS TO SMALL ANY WAY IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "DAMB DA SHARE Z0NE IS  RIGHT AGAIN"
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Simon Rolfmore @simon.rolfmore.com · 11/08/2024
Guns ‘n’ Roses: The Spaghetti Incident? I was _so_ excited about it, didn’t understand what it was (it’s a load of punk covers, basically) and hated it. Ah well.
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