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Simon Greenwood

@simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy
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Dad, music wrangler, sysadmin, highly trained Yorkshireman. Been around the block a number of times. Music as Bedlam Steps, Nonalogue, Idle Worker and Orchestre […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ gotosocial.grnwds.uk/@simon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
@TheZeldaZone @thefunnypages@mastodon.social posts the Gocomics.com RSS feed.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
@suearcher Sending my thoughts.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
UK anti smart glasses petition one to publicise petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76…
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Introduce an immediate ban on the sale and promotion of smart glasses
The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore using existing laws, such as RIPA, GDPR, DPA to take immediate action, whilst beginning the process of new legislation.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
@davidgerard And don't forget to tick the box to get a transcript of the debate so you can see Liz Kendall say that glasses that let social media companies spy on you are fine but we're banning VPNs to stop under-16s accessing social media.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
@suearcher Mae drwg gen i i glywed, Sue. Dwi'n gobeithio popeth yn dda.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
I think I saw someone asking recently what the next milkshake duck was going to be. Well, we've got that answer this weekend. #mullvad
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
We went out for a walk this morning after the rain, and were pleased to see a flock of house martins collecting mud from a newly formed puddle to fix up their nests.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Thunder and rain for a bit, then 30 degrees again. All perfectly fine, nothing to worry about.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
The government could designate supermarket chilled aisles as cold places, thus dealing with the heat crisis in the same way as the cost of living.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Birdle 🇬🇧 23/06/2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Birdle United Kingdom birdle.co.uk I've been playing for a while but never got it in one before. It helped that we were at a holiday park recently where some of these were seemingly singing 24 hours a day.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
I've been to the post office to drop off an item, got enraged by the browntops parroting far right attack lines and enjoyed the delicate aroma of a hot bin truck (it would have to be general waste today). I'm back in the study with a fan rearranging air.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
[UKPol] Whoever it is who actually runs Labour have now had to bring in a leader from outside the parliamentary party twice, which may give an idea of how they view their MPs, let alone their members.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
@Edent Annoying, serves me right for not checking sources, thanks!
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
@Edent That post isn't resolving for me, was that the original? I don't use Amazon so it's no loss, annoying if I've fallen for a bit of ragebait though.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
As the billionaire executive chairman of Amazon has said that water should be rationed for human beings to feed the plagarism machine, I have finally closed my personal Amazon and AWS accounts. It's a small thing, but I can't get to his stockade to cement over his water supply. #amazon #fuckbezos
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
@davidgerard Around here it makes the gale force winds warmer.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
[UKPol] The inexorable march of Reform UK plc continues, with three Parliamentary by-elections on the same day increasing their representation by none. Long may it continue.
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Sam @sam.solent.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
📍 Solent.social is growing! 🌊 We are a self-hosted, anti-AI, pro-privacy social space dedicated to the Solent & South Coast (UK) area, full of gamers, video creators, and tech nerds. To keep our community safe and high-quality, we are Invite-Only. However, our members get fresh invite codes […]
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
@davidgerard I'm in a similar situation and I'm looking for addresses to send press releases to and signing up for business forums in the hope that something might come out of them. It's certainly easier if you have a couple of good paying clients that take up some time but leave enough for […]
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
I saw this headline from my local rag and fleetingly hoped that it was 'Vindaloo': www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news… #thefootball
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk
Supermarket rewards people named after popular football song with free drink
Asda is running a promotion for anyone with a name linked to a popular English football song, Sweet Caroline.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Tonight's rabbit hole has been brought to us by Pigeon in a Peanut, which is a product of Archie McPhee of Seattle, who can be found and marvelled at at mcphee.com .
mcphee.com
Novelty Store, Funny Gifts, Fun Toys | Archie McPhee
Archie McPhee sells funny gifts, toys, & novelties. Bigfoot, cats, finger monsters, crows, unicorns, axolotls, pickle gifts, tiny hands! Archie makes weird!
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
The Ikea restaurant on a Tuesday evening is a manifestation of Limbo on Earth. And I don't dancing under sticks.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Stamer's legacy is to hand over more data to the US tech duopoly, make mobile devices that don't run their operating systems effectively illegal and open the door for additional surveillance as when it is required by this and future governments. Just what the money wants. Well done everyone.
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Mx. Luna Corbden 🪿🐸 @corbden.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
I'm the spotlight this month at the Association of Ghostwriters! Check it out. I'm also on the market for work at the moment. I can write something for you to put your own name on. My last ghostwriting book is going through the publication process now. I specialize in narrative fiction and […]
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
A chap around here has two young cockerpoos. One has a harness that says 'FRIENDLY', and the other has one that says 'ANXIOUS'. I find myself wondering if he swapped them sometimes, or has others, such as 'SARCASTIC' or 'ETERNALLY OPTIMISTIC' for variety.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
I thought it might be possible to get past platforming perpetrators of genocide and enjoy the rest of the camp spectacle that is the Eurosong tonight but it's proper taken the edge off it.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
_Comedy look at bottle on table_ #GRE #Eurovision
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
Laibach advising Albania this year then #ALB #Eurovision
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
Dancers dressed by East 17. #Eurovision
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
Germany send a Standard Eastern Eurobanger #GER #Eurovision
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
Emo Right Said Fred #DEN #Eurovision
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
It's all a bit of a shame, I was looking forward to finally getting the chaos with Ed Milliband we all deserve.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
Well, Laibach are making me laugh again with the new LP. I've occasionally wondered what would happen it they represented Slovenia at Eurovision and at least three tracks would do it.https://laibach.bandcamp.com/album/musick #music #laibach
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
[UKPol] I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/m…
theguardian.com
Starmer adviser held 16 undisclosed meetings with top US tech bosses
Exclusive: Varun Chandra’s talks with Google, Meta, Apple and others raise fears of ‘lobbying behind closed doors’
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
@WiteWulf My local pharmacy can usually fill my repeat prescriptions the day I request them but they're on the electronic system now, which I don't think all trusts are yet. That said, they're literally a minute from the surgery and used to go and collect the paper scripts by hand.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
@Edent I've nothing against it, apart from when, to pick a completely random example, you're in a place with poor phone reception and the place's wifi isn't working either.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
@WiteWulf We're getting customers saying 'Claude says...' followed by a screed about their problem which is utterly plausible and mostly pointless. No, you pay us to tell you what the problem is.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
Lidl have their own knockoff Vimto called Mixto. I humbly propose that as its name is similar to an aspect of the recording process, it's adopted as a Bonkwave beveridge. #bonkwave #vimto #notvimto
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
As I've got around to announcing it on the DeltaChat forum at last, I've set up a UK based DeltaChat server at chat.thisisyour.tech, and if you want to try it out, go ahead. #deltachat
chat.thisisyour.tech
chat.thisisyour.tech home
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
Well, I've just ordered a Seeed Wio L1 Pro. I sense a slippery slope ahead of me. #meshcommunication
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
@Vibracobra23 Hi Chris, quick question, how do you find eBid as a selling platform? I signed up but was a bit dubious about needing to pay to sell up front. Thanks Simon
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
I switched my broadband to Brsk just before they got taken over by YouFibre. The connection is fine, but if you want to see a perfect example of enshittification, have a look at their Trustpilot reviews for the last month.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
I've got @postmarketOS running with kde-plasma on my Lenovo IdeaPad Duet Chromebook. Only problem so far is that the touchpad is a bit jumpy, but I've rescued it from the ever increasing bloat of ChromeOS and it will be handy for when I don't want to carry a laptop around.
A tablet computer with keyboard on an untidy desk showing a web browser showing the PostmarketOS Wiki page for the tablet.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
@inpc Like the Residents but with the sleeve of No Jacket Required instead of an eyeball.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
Big shout out to Proximic, presumably a commercial company selling services, that want me to disable my Adblocker before they will tell me what they do. No babes.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026
Just told the young local Labour candidate that we won't be putting up a sign for the elections. He didn't seem surprised, and I do hope they're able to send a message back to Labour HQ and that someone will pay attention.
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
Aldi have some Easter Walkers Sensations, chilli and chocolate flavour. i had to try them, naturally, but I don't think the world is quite ready for dessert crisps. #crisps
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Simon Greenwood @simon.gotosocial.grnwds.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
@inpc jbfljsgalhsbglbhligsh _nods_
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