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Simon Jester

@simon-jester.bsky.social
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Old Ginger Kid and a Blue dot in a Red state. Married to Her. The Bright Center of my personal Universe and the source of if not all, then nearly all of the goodness in my life. Father of 4 wonderful kiddos. 🚫crypto🚫sales🚫scams🚫DM's🚫AI-

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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is Pathetic. Financing Groceries?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What if I had one of these?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.
Vampire Hunter D

D is a dhampir, the half-breed child of a vampire father and human mother (actually genetically engineered by the ruler and first of vampires called Sacred Ancestor using his own DNA and that of humans in an experiment to create a vampire without vampires' typical weaknesses like the sun and having to drink blood), the ideal vampire hunter. He is renowned for his consummate skill and unearthly grace but feared and despised for his mixed lineage: born of both races but belonging to neither. Often underestimated by his opponents, D possesses surprising power and resourcefulness, having most of the strengths of the Nobility and only mild levels of their common weaknesses. His supernatural powers make him one of the strongest beings in the world, if not the second strongest (second only to his father). However, D prefers his physical abilities, only using his magic in times of great need. Unlike most dhampirs, D is able to live as a "normal" human; however, he is marked by his unearthly beauty and exceptionally potent aura and thus rarely accepted by human settlements. In terms of weaknesses, he is randomly susceptible to sun-sickness, a severe type of sunstroke, about once every five years (far less than most dhampirs). D also recovers from it at a rate far greater than other dhampirs. Usually, it takes several days to recover from sunlight syndrome, longer if the dhampir is exceedingly powerful, but D recovered in a few hours (around 1–6 hours approximately) despite being one of the strongest dhampirs alive. Otherwise, D does not appear to suffer from other vampiric weaknesses usual to dhampirs, being able to physically restrain opponents with his aura and having godlike reflexes surpassing even those of Nobles.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
So long as there shall exist, by reason of law and custom, a social condemnation, which, in the face of civilization, artificially creates hells on earth, and complicates a destiny that is divine with human fatality; so long as the three problems of the age—the degradation of man by poverty, the ruin of women by starvation, and the dwarfing of childhood by physical and spiritual night—are not solved; so long as, in certain regions, social asphyxia shall be possible; in other words, and from a yet more extended point of view, so long as ignorance and misery remain on earth, books like this cannot be useless.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Can this recipe be found in the Necronomnomnom?
Image contains several cookbooks. Ultimate Baking Cookbook. BHG New Cookbook, Betty Crocker Cookbook, The Adventure Time Cookbook, The Necronomnomnom, Tasting History, The Bob's Burgers Cookbook. Mastering the Art of French Cooking and the Baking Bible.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
One of my favorite cops.
Commander Sir Samuel "Sam" Vimes. Ankh-Morpork City Watch.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Or Dee Dee at Sonic after the Vet.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The Hash puppy.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tina Belcher approves.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
Pinky asks the Brain what they are going to do tonight. 
The Brain replies "The same thing we've done every night Pinky.
Let the Space Nazi take over the U.S.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
They really aren't even trying anymore.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
New book day!!!!!
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Like this?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The posts seem to all be critical of Zelensky , the war in Ukraine and not even relevant to the post they are replying to.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Are you gonna get one of these?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@marksomers.bsky.social
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A few of mine.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
BMO and the Void. AKA Kiki.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
# Inaguration
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Funny how every time I post something on FB I get this?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Need this as well.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Dog? What Dog?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
It got what it deserved.
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A storm is coming. Has anyone seen this man?
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Simon Jester @simon-jester.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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