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Simmie

@simmiesays.bsky.social
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Southern belle in the big city Foodie Travels Book worm Fitness enthusiast

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That’s So Giaaa💕 @ellasj0y.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Black rage is so profitable… especially on this social media landscape. The views, engagement, trending…. Just block and move on!! Do NOT engage disrespect… too close to begging for me!
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just watch Meg Thee Stallion’s gym video. Let me get my ass up and go to the gym.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, if I spelled it wrong idc. That white man is not important enough for me to take the time to spell check his name lol
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The RAD Seed @theradseed.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The Benzino line at homegoods
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, peanut butter M&Ms and the almond ones are the only ones worth eating. The rest are nasty.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh speaking of emenim (a phrase I never thought I’d say, lol) my favorite memory of him as a child was when my brother would play that “Sorry Momma” song after he got in trouble and my momma would scream from the next room “turn that shit off!!”
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whatever the emenim and kid rock thing is is unimpressive and unimportant because they are both white.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoyed the movie Digger so much
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today was so nice it’s actually pissing me off that tomorrow is Monday. Cause wtf.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was a fantastic Sunday. Got cracked like a glowstick first thing in the morning. Dilly dallied around the stores. Came home to dinner cooked and cookies in the oven. Ravens won. God loves me.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lamar deserves free crabcakes for life
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw this gym bro ad saying their peanut butter cups were better than Reese’s because their filling is real creamy peanut butter. I like the kinetic sand texture of Reese’s filling. It’s the best part! I only eat them a few times a year just let me enjoy it
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Elon. I know he’s passed a billion but I just wanna beat his ass.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His hair look like that cause he senile and can’t tell the difference between a 6N and a 9N.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Up thinking about the avocado and Tuscan garlic loaf I got from wegmans the other day. I hope that avocado is ripe enough for breakfast.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kawhi’s uncle is basically Uncle Baby Billy
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Raven Symone is exactly where she wanna be. Remember some years ago she was all ‘I no Black, I clear’ or whatever it was she was saying.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m 5’3. Could I scam people and tell them I’m in the WNBA?
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Loop need to carry his ass down to Aerotek so he can get assigned a recruiter first Monday morning.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope Loop got his LinkedIn profile created already cause…..
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Long story short. I’m so happy to be done with all that.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also, just because I wasn’t stressed on my job search doesnt mean I wasn’t pissed. Cause bitch are you serious?? I had one interview for a Dir of Ops position and she showed up in a spaghetti strap shirt and shorts.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was Executive Director of a nonprofit that dissolved last June. After 14 months, 500+ applications, 40+ interviews, 5 take home projects, and a bunch of other BS not worth mentioning I finally signed an offer letter this week. I’m happy. But this whole process is also absurd.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not gonna lie, I might cry and take PTO when Patti Labelle go.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My husband really is the best cause he knows I don’t like chocolate chips in my chocolate chip cookies and he will pick the chips out of the dough for me.
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bessie Smith. Tina Turner. Dolly Parton. Tennessee women who walked down dirt roads to show you how to embrace and protect who you really are and not who they want you to be.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Like, she seemed like such a genuinely good person. This is so sad.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
WTH. The wrong white people keep dying! Not Dolly!!!
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
With today’s grocery prices, I can’t recommend cookunity enough! For under $200 you can get lunch and dinner for 2 people every day for the week. And it’s fresh (not frozen) chef prepared food every meal.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My meal delivery is not getting delivered until the end of the month but I paid for it yesterday thinking it would be here this coming Sunday. Looks like we’re eating spaghetti and beans and rice in rotation for the next week.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Like, I know it is fictional. But taking down a T. rex with a hammer is just stupid.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That Oak Street movie was…………….😶🫤
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Took myself to the movies today (mostly for the popcorn) and the popcorn was SO stale. Like they meal prepped it on Monday and gave me today’s ration.
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Black women owned and operated luxury yacht company based in DC. You’re welcome. www.dcnewsnow.com/living-local...
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Mahogany Yacht Charters
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m reading The Girls Who Grew Big, and Tooth need his mf ass beat #booksky
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’mmmmm with tha niggaaaaaas 🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let me figure out how to work polymarket. Ravens winning the superbowl this season.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Japanese sweet potato hate to see me coming
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know it was not Mr. Niles’ fault. It’s what the Meyerhoff and Tiny Desk negotiated. But damn, they couldn’t tell us that before the show????
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Juvenile show in Baltimore was good except Mr. Nile only have us a 40 minute performance and then it was over. $300 on tickets and he started at 8:30 and ended and 9:10
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m bout to make the biggest pot of red beans today. I can’t wait for dinner
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have two tickets to the ravens practice tomorrow morning. I can’t go. If anyone wants them let me know. #ravens #baltimore #baltimoreravens
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Even though Jimothy scares the shit out of me he’s still better than that other coon Clarence Thomas.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jimothy is nightmare fuel for me.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They are complaining about spoilers for The Odyssey because they can’t read.
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She act that way cause they wont let her be a strap soldier out loud. 😔
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
1/4 inch heels with a shorts pantsuit. Don’t piss me off Caitlin.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That yt girl in Indiana loves to rage bait on AND off the court, cause why would she wear those lil bitty ass heels.
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Simmie @simmiesays.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just wanna let yall know, they think “Unc” is a synonym for “old”
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