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St Paul. Words won’t fix this (but they’ll help) simmer.ooo

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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 07/08/2026
Elrond imploring Isildur to cast the Ikea allen wrench into the fire, but Isildur refuses... and then places it atop a collection of a hundred identical Ikea allen wrenches
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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 18/05/2026
Also just saw this! www.instagram.com/reel/DWofGdJ...
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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 26/02/2026
post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Two icicles at the end of a wooden handrail on a sunny day, not long til they melt and fall
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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 23/11/2025
Chicago last weekend. Love to see it.
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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 22/11/2025
"on my day off"
A Perry Bible Fellowship comic, in which an astronaut has gotten sucked into a vortex (on his day off) and crash-landed on his own helmet.
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Simmer @simmer.ooo · 09/09/2025
More of this, please.
Screenshot from the text of the article linked in the previous post, with the sentence "This is a lie." highlighted.
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