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Simkaye 🌈

@simkaye.bsky.social
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Illustrations, comics, nonsense 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ they/them ✨ simkaye.carrd.co ✨

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 8h
Our staff is hard at work on your divination! We will be with you momentarily.
A digital illustration of various hamsters on a table cluttered with objects such as spellbooks, candles, herbs, and mushrooms. 

One hamster is asleep in the eye socket of a cat skull, another is eating a mushroom, two appear to be contemplating a spread of three tarot cards (three of swords, death, 10 of cups), another hamster investigates a bottle of spilled sunflower seeds, one is pawing at a glass bowl containing a newt (which is likewise pawing at the hamster from inside), and lastly a hamster appears to be scurrying off screen dragging a knife.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drawing telephone wires was.. humbling www.simkaye.com/product/quet...
Photo of a giclée art print on a wood surface. The illustration depicts a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows. A screenshot of the previous illustration as a WIP in Procreate. Lots of perspective lines have been drawn, helping me in constructing the telephone wires.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Monday(the Tuesday after labor day)!
Two-frame comic. 

Frame 1:
"You're an adult now" text followed by a raccoon sitting at an office desk. 

Frame 2:
"A REAL adult" text followed by a closeup of the raccoon's eyes which read "SHIT"An illustration of a raccoon hanging precariously off the edge of a wood table, reaching for a coffee/tea cupAn illustration of a cluttered home office space with plants and soft lighting. A raccoon is on its back in the desk chair, seeming dead, with a ghost drifting from its open mouthAn illustration of a vibrating raccoon clutching a sloshing cup of coffee, surrounded by stacks of coffee cups in various states of being drunken
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"we should kill ai users" gtfo, I'm not fucking with anyone who thinks ordinary people are their enemy and not billionaires and their extremely predatory companies
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The liege taketh they'r grain, yet they quarrel over the maid'ns hemlines (laughing off mine own ass) #15thCenturyMeme #PeasantPosting
A medieval-style illustration of a white unicorn with a red snake skewered on its horn and wrapped around its neck. The background is a blend of four stylized plants native to California: calystegia macrostegia, clematis pauciflora, maurandella antirrhiniflora, and rubus ursinus. 

The ink was done traditionally with color added digitally.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
pls say hello to that cold front for me😭🙏
screenshot of the hellish 30+C 10-day forecast where i live
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the slop of it all has me celebrating analogue in a lot of different ways lately, including art ✍️
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if youre curious, jimothy's walk cycle closely resembles an amble. limbs on each side move almost in unison
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Running errands but I’m hot and overstimulated
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I still draw all Raccoon Comics traditionally. I mostly work digitally, but there's something about traditional pencil and ink that I can't quite replicate
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
when i was making these i was thinking how awesome the colors would look on my thermos and i was right
A photograph of a hand holding a yellow and pink water bottle with a transparent sticker of a Windows XP Media player window with water and bubbles and a rainbow and dolphins with watery lime green text that reads "QUEER JOY"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A digital drawing some someone on an orange background laying against a giant gray hamster the size of a bear. Both are asleepTwo giant bear-sized hamsters on a blue background. One is nibbling on a whole watermelon. The other hamster is laying on its side, getting its belly rubbed by a person.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Digital drawing of a person on a red background carrying one pillow-sized giant hamster under eat arm with a third trailing behind on footCloseup digital drawing of someone laying on their back snuggling a giant, brown hamster the size of a pillow
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thinking about the Big Hamster project I scrapped
Digital drawing of someone laying on their back snuggling a brown hamster that's the size of a pillow
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
moew MEOW meeoww mreow (translation: I finally have Mouser prints)
Photo of art prints on a wood surface. The prints depict a warmly lit home office in the early 2000s. On the office desk is a teal and white early iMac G3. A black cat is half-crouched with the computer mouse in its mouth, staring at the viewer as though caught mid-hunt. 

The scene on the prints is littered y2k objects. The wall has a poster of Rihanna and of Britney Spears' "Oops!... I Did It Again" album cover. Items on the office desk include a blank CD stack, a pink lava lamp, a VHS on top of a Blockbuster case, and an old landline phone.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm so proud of these designs fr
A photograph of a finger holding up a transparent sticker of a Windows XP Media player window with water and bubbles and a rainbow and dolphins with watery lime green text that reads "QUEER JOY"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🌈Happy Pride!🐬 I made trans(🏳️‍⚧️)parent fruitiger aero stickers
Photo of two stickers showing a transparent Windows XP media player window with water and bubbles and dolphins with a rainbow. Both have watery lime green text, one reads "QUEER JOY" while the other reads "TRANS JOY"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
allergies don’t count if ur pure of heart☺️
A two-frame, black and white ink comic.

Frame 1:
Dog lays on the floor, an open jar of peanut butter between their paws, saying “It’s so weird how peanut butter tingles your throat”. In the background, Cat and Raccoon have paused playing with a cardboard box to stare wide-eyed at Dog. 

Frame 2:
Closeup of Dog frantically licking the peanut butter jar, trying to dodge Raccoon and Cat’s clawed hands, one of Raccoon’s hands has them by the ear. Large, unspecified dialogue reads “THAT’S A FOOD ALLERGY” and “STOP EATING IT OMG”
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Critter shop update www.simkaye.com
Two fingers holding up a sticker depicting a screaming opossum with pink text that reads "LEAVE ME ALONE"Two different sized art prints on a wood surface. 

Print description: A lit-up vintage vending machine at night behind a cinderblock building at the edge of a foggy pine forest. A raccoon is crawling into the vending machine slot, reaching for a baby oppossum that’s nestled itself between the snack rows and hisses at the rescue attempt. The oppossum parent watches from atop the vending machine, accompanied by a squirrel. On the ground, a fox hungrily watches rats gathered under the vending machine.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩
A lit-up vintage vending machine at night behind a cinderblock building at the edge of a foggy pine forest. A raccoon is crawling into the vending machine slot, reaching for a baby oppossum that’s nestled itself between the snack rows and hisses at the rescue attempt. The oppossum parent watches from atop the vending machine, accompanied by a squirrel. On the ground, a fox hungrily watches rats gathered under the vending machine.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Someone requested stickers of Raccoon Comic hands and yeah, hell yeah brother www.simkaye.com/product/hand...
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
lost another one, boys
A two-frame comic.

Frame 1:
A customer speaks to an employee wearing a name tag and SLURP™️ branding: “This place is awesome, I’m so happy I-”

Frame 2:
Newspaper headline reads “WRM Capital Acquires SLURP - 5,000 Locations Close”
Article text: "We at WRM Capital are so excited to suckle the nutrient dense marrow from the ripe corpse of the SLURP brand.” To the left is a photo of a parasitic worm in a suit labeled “CEO of WRM Capital”.
A secondary article title reads “Nature is healing - mosquitoes are BACK (page 11)”
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Get your parasocial connection to my 2024 - 2025 sketchbook on Patreon (jk pls be normal but the Patreon part is true pls sub tybbgrlz) www.patreon.com/simkaye
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Animals (small)! Some have food, some are food! Some have swords for revenge! Some are delinquent on their taxes and are wanted by the IRS (cute!)
5 rabbits on a green background. One carries a battle axe. One is wearing an oversized knight helm. One has 3 daggers floating above its back. One sits with the handle of a flail in its mouth. And a very small bunny has the handle of a large sword in its mouth.Drawings of a pigeon and crow on a pale yellow background, surrounded by items like dandelions, bottle caps, feathers, and French fries. In one drawing a blushing crow offers pigeon a gold watch while pigeon (also blushing) offers him a bottle cap in exchange. In another drawing crow tinkers with a Rubik’s cube in his claws. In one drawing pigeon sits on a nest he built from French fries. And in the last drawing the pair are nestled together with pigeon under crow’s wing, while crow covers him with dandelion blossoms.Drawings of cats and sushi rolls. One cat is a calico in a sushi costume. Another is a gray tabby pawing at a roll. An orange tabby in a sushi costume paws at a different roll. Another cat lounges in its back. A bengal cat in a sushi costume is trotting.A collection of bat-eared foxes. Two brown foxes are running, three are creeping, a light gray one is side eyeing with its tongue out, and a dark gray one is curled up and yawning.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
so, how are your taxes going?
A 2-frame comic. 

Frame one: Cat asking "Are you stressing yourself out over taxes again?"

Frame two: Raccoon crying and pulling on its ears, wailing "What if the IRS KILLS ME"  A 2-frame comic. 

Frame one: Raccoon in a party hat with champagne, saying "At last! New year, new-"

Frame two: Raccoon smashed between two stone walls that read "TAX SEASON" A 3-frame comic. 

Frame one: A hunched raccoon with bags under its eyes, text above reads "It'll be alright"

Frame two: Closeup of raccoon's head as it fights back tears, text above reads "You'll be fine"

Frame three: Closeup of raccoon's head as it screams and cries, text above reads "You're gonna get through this"A hand holding up a holographic sticker of a raccoon with "uh oh" text in its eyes
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Unkillable stickers now available ✨🗡️🦄 Can't legislate us out of existence🏳️‍⚧️
Photograph of a sticker with a transparent background on a water bottle. The sticker is of a medieval-style unicorn skeleton (with a sword through it’s skull for a horn) and script text that reads “Unkillable”.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
when you quote Reaganomics you sound like this
Title text that reads “this is how stupid 'trickle-down economics' sounds btw”, followed by an image of the Giant Omelette from Neopets with the blobbly heads of Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, and Jeff Bezos in the omelette’s surface.

`Text below reads “You approach the unfathomable wealth of the billionaire cabal…” (image of a wad of cash) “… and manage to take a slice!!!”
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
bring back exposing radioactive takes to a friend instead of the internet
A 3-frame ink comic.
	
Frame 1:
	Raccoon approaches Cat, who is reading a book in a coffee table.
	Raccoon: “Can I tell you a hot take?”
	Cat: “Sure-“
	
Frame 2:
	Closeup of Raccoon: “I think (censored) who (censored) and
	(censored) are (censored) and should be (censored)”
	
Frame 3:
	Downward shot of Cat over Raccoon’s shoulder.
	Cat: “Wow, that’s fucked up and a little bit wrong, thank you for saying it”
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I just remembered how awesome Aragorn would be as a woman
Three LOTR frames redrawn with Aragorn as a woman. 

Frame 1: Aragorn with a swordpoint to her throat, Arwen off camera saying "What's this? A Ranger caught off her guard?"

Frame 2: Aragorn raising her sword to defend Frodo, Uruk-hai growling off screen.

Frame 3: Arwen lying on Aragorn, Aragorn's hand brushing her face.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
💥🐀🛹
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Comment "stupid joke" to move your IT ticket to the front of the queue🤓
A two-frame comic drawn in Procreate.

Frame 1: An office worker looms over the
computer monitors in his cubicle, frustratedly yelling: "LOAD!! Why are you always frozen?!"

Frame 2: An over-the-shoulder shot reveals
all three monitors have glitched screenshots from Disney's "Frozen".
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Raw on the cattle drive with me? 😚👉👈
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What are you listening to lately?
4-frame comic of a bored raccoon putting on headphones and transitioning from surprised to delighted by the music they hear
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thank you for buying sticker packs!!! 🥰💕I didn't expect them to sell out so fast, bear with me while I get them packaged and shipped!
Screenshot of an email receipt for a $1,300 donation made to the Immigrant Defenders Law Center on February 6, 2026
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New fundraiser in my shop right now! Immdef provides free legal services to immigrants and are currently suing ICE for inhumane conditions at the Adelanto ICE prison.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
🔥🧊🔥
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Professional mouser for hire! Inquire below 🐈‍⬛
Digital illustration made in Procreate depicting a warmly lit home office in the early 2000s. On the office desk is a teal and white early iMac G3. A black cat is half-crouched with the computer mouse in its mouth, staring at the viewer as though caught mid-hunt. 

The scene is littered y2k objects. The wall has a poster of Rihanna and of Britney Spears' "Oops!... I Did It Again" album cover. Items on the office desk include a blank CD stack, a pink lava lamp, a VHS on top of a Blockbuster case, and an old landline phone.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I made pixel Frutiger Aero sticker sheets - transparent so you can layer them! 😘
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Watch latest episodes today with your DisneyWarnerParamountComcastTubi+ (Brought to you by Netflix in partnership with Nestlé) subscription! Get special rate, just $79.99/mo* by commenting “Good comic!” *Not available in the US territories of Europe.
A 4-frame digital comic. 

Frame 1: A flatscreen TV in a cozy, warmly lit living area displaying the black and white title card for a TV Show. The Show logo reads "Good Boy Detectives" with a magnifying glass composing the "O" in "boys" and part of the "V" in "detectives". "Written by Simkaye" is in small font underneath. 

Frame 2: A black and white noir scene with a red crime scene outline of a body. Two dogs, a scruffy older one and one with a spiked collar, stand over the body outline. The scruffy dog says "Another one..."

Frame 3: Closeup of the scruffy dog saying "Who do you think the primary suspects are?"

Frame 4: Closeup of the dog in the spiked collar, apparently completely lost (and just a dog), saying "I have NO IDEA where I am right now"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
how your email finds me 💀 prints now available!
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i’ve been told i have a very relaxed aura
A two-frame comic. 

Frame 1: Text that says "What answering emails looks like" above a person sitting at a desk, typing on a computer. 

Frame 2: Text that says "What answering emails FEELS like". The scene is now red, person is hunkered over their keyboard in terror. Three businessmen in suits loom over them, yelling "WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED???", "USELESS", and the third, tears in his eyes, yells "I LITERALLY HATE YOU".
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
me thinking im masking www.simkaye.com
Photos of transparent stickers, shirts, and wooden pins that all depict the same illustration: the face of a small, anxious yellow dog with the text "NERVOUS" underneath in pink text
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭
A warm seaside setting. On a grassy hill overlooking the sea, four raccoons steal a bicycle. One leans eagerly from the basket, a second stands on the seat and steers with its front paws, a third pedals the wheels, and a fourth baby raccoon cleans to the back of the bicycle for dear life
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
✨ back to work girlboss your ugly ceo needs more $ to invest in the AI bubble ✨ www.simkaye.com/product/adul...
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Why is every adhd person like this
A 4-frame comic in black ink, no color of a cat and raccoon.

Frame 1: stationary supplies scatter from a reusable shopping bag. Cat says "I got a new planner!"

Frame 2: closeup of Raccoon saying "Don't you HAVE mult-"

Frame 3: Cat cuts them off, physically clawing at their face and yelling "SHHH-"

Frame 4: Cat close against raccoon's face with wild eyes, saying "this is the one that will FIX ME."
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
sharing these from my IG stories bc i think learning is cool and fun
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Prints now available in my shop!
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's past time to be loudly opposing the ongoing attack on the education system and boycotting gen AI and the billionaire losers betting our country's economy and resources on this slop. But if you haven't yet, today is a good day to start
Headline 1 (NPR): "What parents should know about PragerU Kids videos, ehich can now be shown in Florida schools"
Headline 1 Text: "Some videos downplay slavery, question whether humans really cause climate change, and insert opinions into what otherwise appears to be educational content for children."

Headline 2 (MSNBC): "Propaganda platform PragerU is primed to capitalize on Trump's PBS cuts"
Headline 2 text: "The right-wing media outlet has been portrayed as an alternative to PBS children's programs - and it has gotten a boost from the white house."Headline 3 (NPR): "'Founders Museum' from White House and PragerU blurs history,
Al-generated fiction"

Headline 4 (CNN): "Exclusive: Oklahoma to begin controversial test to weed out "woke' teacher applicants today"
Headline 4 text: "Teachers from "liberal" states who have relocated to Oklahoma and are seeking to work there must take a controversial new
assessment, to be given for the first time today, that "keeps away woke indoctrinators," according to Oklahoma's top education official.
The decision to use the assessment, developed by PragerU, a conservative media company whose teaching materials are now approved for use in public schools in ten US states, opens a" (text cuts off)Post from More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS which reads: "NetChoice, a tech industry association that represents Amazon, Google, Meta and more wants to increase Al use in schools.
They're promoting Louisiana as an example of "Al education done right."
Here's part of the image they shared in that tweet:"

Attached is an AI generated image of a teacher with text that reads "generative AI for creatuve minds - Louisiana clasrrooms" (classrooms is misspelled)Headline 5 (Bloomberg): "Al Data Centers Are Sending Power Bills Soaring"
Headline 5 text: "Wholesale electricity costs as much as 267% more than it did five years ago in areas near data centers. That's being passed on to customers."

Headline 6 (Fortune): "Sam Altman's Al empire will devour as much power as New York City and San Diego combined. Experts say it's
'scary'"

Headline 7 (yahoo! finance): "75% of gains, 80% of profits, 90% of capex-Al's grip on the S&P is total and Morgan Stanley's top analyst is 'very concerned'"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Re: every headline involving education
A 4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI"

Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code. 

Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this"

Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"
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