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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Things I’ve said to/about my orange flavored son today: -Why does it cry, Sméagol? -There are no more worlds left to conquer and I won’t take him outside, that’s why Alexander wept -It’s ’I have no mouth and I must scream’ not ‘I open my mouth and then I scream’

A white and orange cat basking in the sunshine on a brick wall. His eyes are closed, there is not a single thought in his brain

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

Mi nayme is Scratchy I playe bays boll I runne for catche And sumtymes foll For favrit playr I scourre the earf No mor an Nat But I lyks the Murph #ilikthebred #cats

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents hides smugly behind a red baseball jersey with the name MURPHY and number 20

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

This is my first visit from a @skypeascientist.bsky.social scientist and we are having an amazing time! Thank you @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for this program!!

Third graders sitting on a classroom carpet during their virtual visit with a Skype a Scientist scientist

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer word I’m half crazy for chasing after bird I’m stylish in my vest It’s giving ek ek eks I’m looking sweet on the seat Of a bicycle built for Lime -excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents, wearing a red and black check harness, is sitting on the seat of a Lime ride share bike. Why is he up there? How will he reach the pedals? Is there a market for cat bikes?

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

Chronicles of Occasionally Being a Cool Teacher: “A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”

A pencil drawing of a platypus standing upright and smiling, wearing a fedora. The drawing is titled Platypus with the same hat and a platypus tail, styled after Perry the Platypus from Fineas and Pherb.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

This dramatically lit #cat has a side quest for you. Press A to accept

A dramatically lit white cat with toasted marshmallow accents sits on top of a standing mirror. There are portraits of skeletons behind him. His tail is curled towards him like a gently beckoning finger. He is staring at you. It doesn’t matter to him if you hear what he has to say but - what do you have to lose?

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

Hi please look at my beautiful boys, a toasted marshmallow cat and his papa

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wearing a red and black check harness and a leash and a man in a black sweater are waking away from the camera on the sidewalk surrounded by leafy trees on a fall afternoon, like they’re walking out of frame in the last show of a movie about two guys being pals

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wearing a red and black checked harness walks deliberately past a fallen leaf, while a delighted man with a beard and transition lenses watches him go. The world is your catwalk

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Cats are returning to the shark yurt - nature is healing

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up a-snoozing in a cat bed shaped like a shark with an open mouth.

A tabby cat sits peering wide-eyed from between the fearsome felt teeth of a cat bed shaped like a shark with an open mouth.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

Excuse me why are my tote bags still sharp

A small dragon that strongly resembles a tabby cat sits on top of her hoard of tote bags, guarding them against any intruders who were silly enough to run out of eggs and need to go to the store.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take these beans!

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up on a sewing kit. His face is upside down and resting on one of his back paws, which is turned to display a tantalizing array of shiny pink toe beans. He’s a natural born salesman.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

“I ain’t employing no one without no name. Mr…?” “Mr. Sky?” “No one’s called Mr. Sky.” “Mr…Door?” “Could be. Could be Mr. Door.” Have a very Discworld Halloween y’all

In a room lit with spooky blue light, a totally normal human farmer stands wearing overalls and a straw hat, carrying a scythe. Does this person look like a skeleton? That’s strange. It’s human farmer, Bill Door. Definitely not a skeleton.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

From the maker of Sharp Pile of Bath Towels™️! It’s Sharp Pile of Tote Bags™️!

A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents has cleverly camouflaged into a woven basket full of reusable tote bags. He WILL run errands with you and it WILL be delightful, consarnit.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

When the brain cells have briefly aligned

In the foreground, a green-eyed tabby cat with an orange collar stares wide-eyes above the camera. What does she see? What does she know? What multitudes does she contain? If we could but speak the same language - what wonders we might learn!

In the background, Mr. Pickle. It is exactly what it sounds like. He probably also contains multitudes.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

If I understand the laws correctly, this spider squatting on my mailbox is now legally me. Please be patient as all bills and correspondence are now being handled by this spider. If you need me, please contact this spider.

A white metal mailbox hanging from a brick wall painted yellow. One corner of the mailbox is covered in a spiderweb and a little brown spider just chilling. While no menace is intended, the little brown spider has conquered this home, and for legal purposes is the inhabitant. The spider will do its best to pay bills and attend to jury summonses.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

On this Caturday, have yourself a Queen Jonesy of the Cardboard Castle and Brave Sir Scratchy of Crinkle Ball Hall

A tabby cat Queen sits in the shadows of a brown cardboard box, which itself sits in a white cardboard box. Standing in front, prepared for small flies, moths, and wholeass dragons, a white-with-toasted-marshmallow-accents Siamese mix Knight of the Realm. There are cat toys strewn about the hardwood floor of a long hallway, proof of their conquests.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

If you’re sad because stupid internet shenanigans, can I present: Sad Jonesy Pros: *feels your feels *fuzzy *will cheer you up *simple shapes, easy to draw, thus easily reproduced in your next time of crisis Cons: *sharp *doesn’t know how to use a block feature anyway

Folks forlorn gray and brown striped tabby is lying on or under several blankets, one paw outstretched in front of her, chin resting on the other. Teacherhuman goes back to work soon. Who will do her midmorning rainbow string now? HOW DARE.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

In which I, a witch in tune with nature, am completely as one with my surroundings

A woman in a tank top, shorts, and sandals is dressed incorrectly for scrambling up the reddish rocks of Garden of the Gods park. Her tongue is sticking out and she wears an expression of vague befuddlement. There is an awful lot of sky here and she does not trust it. What do they need all this sky for anyway?

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

I kept forgetting to turn on the sink for Jonesy whilst in there and anyway I think she’s about to go on strike

A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits with her head cocked to one side in a bathroom sink. She is fed up with this kind of treatment and is fully prepared to strike.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

“Jonesy,” I sez, “Jonesy, you can be anything you want, the world is your mollusk.” So now Jonesy is a towel.

A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits, looking sleepy, in a fabric bin on top of a folded towel. She is achieving her dreams.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

*sneak sneak* Hehe, you thinks it’s tissues, but ‘tis I, scratchycat!

Top image: A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents peeks out from a tissue box that is open at the side.
Bottom image: The same cat has pushed his face through the tissue box more and looks like he is grinning. He’s very proud of his deception. You were definitely fooled. You thought it was a box of tissues.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

“Wait a second…can I read?”

A brown and gray striped tabby cat stands on a bookshelf, looking extremely unsure about her literacy abilities.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

“I’m not a cat, I’m the instant pot. Put chicken in me”

White cat with toasted marshmallow accents crouches on a wooden shelf surrounded by kitchen appliances including a food processor and a Kitchenaid stand mixer.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

The trivia writing process according to Jonesy, cat and CEO of New Columbia Pub Quiz: stand on laptop, think, possibly scream

A gray and brown striped tabby cat stands thoughtfully on a laptop keyboard. She lovingly handcrafts trivia questions for her trivia hosts every week. They normally say GGJJKNDJJNNJJnnnnn because she is not very good at typing.

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Similiterate @similiterate.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

I haven’t seen my queen in a few weeks now but at least she’s laying! Here she was the first time I spotted her. We had an extremely weird start for this hive but they are doing so well 💛