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SimHuman

@simhuman.bsky.social
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Wikipedian. RIV Blaseball 🌮. (she/her) PFP art by LennyClover.

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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks to several people for the sign idea for reaching Eddie Kingston at tomorrow’s Ego Pro Wrestling show. 🤼‍♂️
Yellow signs with black Sharpie writing reading:
WE BELIEVE IN EDDIE KINGSTON

EDDIE MADE ME LOVE WRESTLING
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sourced from a trans man: Seriously, please do not. Pointing out their hypocrisy doesn’t stop them. (Screenshotting instead of linking because Cliff gets enough cis nonsense in his replies.)
Bluesky post from Cliff Pervocracy:
“please do not refer to this as "gender-affirming care" in my replies if you aren't trans yourself
yes, it's a double standard, wowwww, you caught them, want to rub it in some more”
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone (This handsome devil is 19 years old.)
Indoors. A shaggy tabby cat with white chin and paw tips and huge whiskers walks toward the camera.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s a golf putter cover.
Screenshot of the RSVLTS website showing the strangely-shaped C-3PO item. It’s a blade putter cover and costs $60. $60!
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Screenshot of the New York Times interview. There is a small illustration of an adult man’s face. Text reads:
Jose, 62, Fla., Latino, independent, employment specialist
I thought he’d learned his lesson, and was going to prove to everybody he learned from his mistakes, and he was going to turn the country around and he was going to be a stellar president. But it’s turned out to be a horror movie. I was so wrong with the vote for him.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Probably not, considering Freelance Wrestling has a progress flag as part of its logo, and gay wrestler icon Effy is main eventing.
An Instagram screenshot showing Freelance Wrestling’s account, which has a progress flag integrated into the skull logo. Text reads “Pro Wrestling. Punk Rock. Partying. Freelance is Home.” Followed by rainbow and trans flags.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Oh, you’re a climate denialist?? Since they blocked you, I’ll let you see this and I endorse the message.
Post by treesq.bsky.social reading:

The very direct causal link between climate change(and that includes our current droughts) and animal agriculture is so well established by science that I'm not going to argue with you about it. I literally organized an entire symposium around it. If you want to deny it, I'll just block you.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Yeah, Platner said he’s a big fan of the YouTube channel “Valhalla VFT” (see the story you got linked), which runs videos like these.
YouTube screenshot of Valhalla VFT video. The video is titled “MASSIVE Civil Unrest ERUPTS as Looting Begins Due to SNAP Ben…” The thumbnail shows masked men of color looting with text “SNAP ENDS LOOTING BEGINS”. YouTube screenshot of Valhalla VFT video. The video is titled “SNAP Benefits END and the Looting and ROBBERIES Begin”. The thumbnail shows men of color looting with text “SNAPOCALYPSE”.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Tumblr screenshot. First post is by lesbuchanan and reads:
“Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??”
Reply by legionoftuna reads:
“Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun”
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The reference to Epstein in the Wikipedia article for the designer is specifying that they’re different people:
Wikipedia screenshot reading:

Controversy
Boris Nikolić the fashion designer is not the Boris Nikolić (b. 1971 Zagreb) who was appointed an executor of pedophile Jeffrey Epstein's estate.[5]
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It’s a takeoff of a Tumblr classic.
A video game screenshot showing Professor Layton flat out on the ground with a Santa cap edited onto his head. Text box reads “Layton: My injuries were so jolly, I was Christmas for a month. I was lucky to be alive.” Jolly and Christmas are poorly edited over the original words in the text box.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It’s okay, Stone’s actor (Lee Majdoub) ships it too.
A Twitter screenshot showing Lee Majdoub retweeting fanart by Gwen of Stone giving Robotnik a latte. Stone is surrounded with little hearts. The original post is tagged Stobotnik and says “MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM OLD MAN YAOI!!!”A Twitter screenshot showing Lee Majdoub retweeting fanart by Slaw of Stone lying on Robotnik’s desk, up in his face, with little hearts over his head. The original post is tagged Stobotnik.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
I’m cool with letting just a little wrestler–real life interaction in.
Dax Harwood, CM Punk, a fan in a CM Punk T-shirt, and Cash Wheeler standing in a wrestling ring, arms raised, holding a yellow sign reading “SUPPORT LGBTQ+ YOUTH”. Cash and the fan are also holding up the AEW tag team title belts. The audience is visible behind them. It happens to be at the United Center in Chicago, where the Democratic National Convention is happening.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
The words “eight beats in trochaic meter” styled to look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
My 16+-year-old guy has absolutely no wisdom in his big fuzzy head, but I don’t think he’s figured out that he’s old yet. Goldie looks like she was there for the Times Before and remembers all.
A large black-and-brown long-haired tabby cat is lying in a cat bed far too small for him. His shoulder is leaning against a cat scratching arch, and his front paws, tipped in white, are crossed elegantly.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
It’s not the ideal word root when writing about a feminist publication.
A screenshot from Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Text reads:

seminal
adjective
sem·​i·​nal ˈse-mə-nᵊl 
Synonyms of seminal
1
: of, relating to, or consisting of seed or semen
seminal discharge
2
: containing or contributing the seeds of later development : CREATIVE, ORIGINAL
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
They literally just bombed the Jabalya refugee camp. www.cnn.com/middleeast/l...
A CNN headline screenshot. An image shows many people standing around a bombed area.  Text reads:

Deadly Israeli airstrike hits Gaza's largest refugee camp
• LIVE UPDATES
Hospital says scores are dead. IDF says strike targeted a top Hamas commander involved in the October 7 terror attack. Hamas denies the claim.
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SimHuman @simhuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
They also removed the ability to report posts for encouraging self-harm. On old Twitter I reported thousands of posts for it; now the option is gone.
A screenshot from the Twitter reporting system. Text reads:

Gathering info
Suicide or self-harm
Choose the best match
Asking others for encouragement to engage in self-harm or suicide
Sharing info, strategies, or methods that would help people self-harm
Expressing tendencies or intention to engage in self-harm or suicide
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