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@simfinuk.bsky.social
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#onlinesafety #digitalstalking #gender #abuse #digitalcitizenship Support & training for education/safeguarding partners/charities & business. simfinuk.com Enjoy every sandwich.

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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truth
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In my defence, it's not my mug.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you break an egg into a dips dish, or similar, filled with water, and microwave for 65 seconds, or thereabouts, you pretty much have a poached egg right there.
Photo of a curiously rectangled egg on buttered toast. Tastes pretty good.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To ensure I had a healthy evening meal I bunged pepperoni into garlic bread. Nourishing.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made feta, parmesan, chilli, mint and oregano courgette airfryer fritters. You pretty much need all that to manage the bland courgettes.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finished.
It's a photo of my hand holding a book called Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick. It's taken ages to finish, usually reading a couple of pages at a time in waiting areas and day wards.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I made tuna and lemon zest (and other stuff) fishcake and courgette fries. That okay with you?
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I lived in Canada, lake side, out in 'the boonies', and we were were warned a black bear had come over on the ice and was trying to enter people's property. I asked the locals what I should do and they looked me up and down and said; 'Well.. try and make yourself look big, much bigger than that.'
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I made a sandwich.
Sun-dried tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, mortadella ham, salami cheese, rocket, hot balsamic, cheddar, garlic mayonnaise.. and fries.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday dinner for one. By me.
Yorkshire, leeks in butter, stuffing and marjoram chicken thighs.  Nourishing.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am of the generation who taught our children and our parents how to print.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wings and hot sauce make everything better.
Bowl of piri piri wings with hot sauce and skinny fries. Tbh, It's been a testing year and I need the comedy.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wings. What's not to like?
Chicken wings and a dip by me. It's sour cream, garlic, lemon, and mayonnaise. Pretty tasty
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's been a day. What we have here is comfort food - and wine.
Airfryer frozen fish and chips. That's all. Needs must. Be good.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Made myself an egg banjo.
It's a bacon, grilled cheese, fried egg and brown sauce bun. The food of heroes, and me.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks Bill. I'm taking the 'Eat a rainbow' challenge very seriously.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shhhhh. It's Friday.
It's pie, chips, ketchup and mushy peas. A beige delight of fun and nourishment.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These apply to all men. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sticky toffee pudding and custard. FTW.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Salmon, broccoli, capers and chilli funtimes. By me.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Took 40 minutes to make this. I caramelised red onion, grilled the cheese and ham, toasted the bread in hot butter and mixed a bit of mustard mayo. A sandwich is always important.
Sandwich. By me.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I made this. Nourishing.
Well, it's potata bravas but, be certain, there's a lot of people screaming at their screens; 'that's not potata bravas..' people get upset about this kind of thing.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hoping this unexpected sound didn't reveal hidden phones of victims of domestic abuse
Screen shot of uk government message sent to all phones  re danger of fires. The alert was accompanied by alert sound.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@documental.ly 5 years ago today.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A gift, for me? Spider Noir🕷
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I expect you're wondering if I made mini pizzas with English muffins, tomato puree, dried italian herbs, cheddar cheese, chorizo and hot hunny. Nourishing.
It's a photo of the above and I'm going to say, it was pretty tasty. I think hot honey probably makes everything palatable. Thanks for reading .
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been to some places and I've seen some things.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is how to make money on X. Rage bait makes people engage and this generates ££££. Every click, share and reply is money in their account. Ignore them and stop their income.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So, anyways, I made a burger with chicken mince, Worcestershire sauce, onion salt, garlic granules and chilli flakes. There's grilled cheese, a cheeky slice of grilled salami, gherkins, mayo, red onion and mayo too. That's a thin bagel because, well, we don't want to be silly do we?
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've finished this.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Got myself some of those there taco mould things. That's chicken chilli funtimes right there.
Photo of chilli, cheese, jalapeños and sour cream in a shell/ bowl shaped tortilla.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Andrew Tate in his fancy pants.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fasolakia. By me.
It's a bowl of green bean and potato stew. It's a greek dish. Pretty good with crusty bread.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andrew Tate. Mr Fancy Pants.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Flags out in Clacton. Also.. what's black and floats on the ocean? Bin bag the sailor. I thank you.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can't be the only one who is working their way through the snacks they'd planned on eating on Sunday night..
Pate, mustard and gherkin baguette with olives, chillies and crisps
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Saw this on X - it's reference barely any of you fabulous young guns will recognise :-)
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Teatime
Picture of pickled chillies
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This cocker hoop came to watch the football with me. Not entirely sure he saw much of the match but he did enjoy the pizza.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll probably go fancy and sophisticated.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Times today. 'Men less in control, less alert..' 'Women simply appear less rude.'
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pre match Airfryer spicy chickpeas. By me.
Photo of airfryer cooked chickpeas. Bit spicy, and nourishing.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For clarity I suppose I'm pretty left, you can't work in education and safeguarding without striving for a fair and equal opportunity for everyone to be safe, happy and reach their potential. Also, my mum thought I was quite nice - and human.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pie? And chips? On a Friday?
It's pie and chips.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I read a book. It was touching, entertaining and a delight.
Photo of Bob Mortimer's novel The Long Shoe.
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There's always new slides to make to show how men treat women. Grim. #gender #abuse
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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