Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you break an egg into a dips dish, or similar, filled with water, and microwave for 65 seconds, or thereabouts, you pretty much have a poached egg right there. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026To ensure I had a healthy evening meal I bunged pepperoni into garlic bread. Nourishing. 080
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I made feta, parmesan, chilli, mint and oregano courgette airfryer fritters. You pretty much need all that to manage the bland courgettes. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I made tuna and lemon zest (and other stuff) fishcake and courgette fries. That okay with you? 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I lived in Canada, lake side, out in 'the boonies', and we were were warned a black bear had come over on the ice and was trying to enter people's property. I asked the locals what I should do and they looked me up and down and said; 'Well.. try and make yourself look big, much bigger than that.' 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I am of the generation who taught our children and our parents how to print. 020
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's been a day. What we have here is comfort food - and wine. 020
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thanks Bill. I'm taking the 'Eat a rainbow' challenge very seriously. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Took 40 minutes to make this. I caramelised red onion, grilled the cheese and ham, toasted the bread in hot butter and mixed a bit of mustard mayo. A sandwich is always important. 101
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hoping this unexpected sound didn't reveal hidden phones of victims of domestic abuse 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I expect you're wondering if I made mini pizzas with English muffins, tomato puree, dried italian herbs, cheddar cheese, chorizo and hot hunny. Nourishing. 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is how to make money on X. Rage bait makes people engage and this generates ££££. Every click, share and reply is money in their account. Ignore them and stop their income. 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026So, anyways, I made a burger with chicken mince, Worcestershire sauce, onion salt, garlic granules and chilli flakes. There's grilled cheese, a cheeky slice of grilled salami, gherkins, mayo, red onion and mayo too. That's a thin bagel because, well, we don't want to be silly do we? 020
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Got myself some of those there taco mould things. That's chicken chilli funtimes right there. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Flags out in Clacton. Also.. what's black and floats on the ocean? Bin bag the sailor. I thank you. 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I can't be the only one who is working their way through the snacks they'd planned on eating on Sunday night.. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Saw this on X - it's reference barely any of you fabulous young guns will recognise :-) 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This cocker hoop came to watch the football with me. Not entirely sure he saw much of the match but he did enjoy the pizza. 001
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Times today. 'Men less in control, less alert..' 'Women simply appear less rude.' 000
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026For clarity I suppose I'm pretty left, you can't work in education and safeguarding without striving for a fair and equal opportunity for everyone to be safe, happy and reach their potential. Also, my mum thought I was quite nice - and human. 120
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I read a book. It was touching, entertaining and a delight. 010
Simfin @simfinuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There's always new slides to make to show how men treat women. Grim. #gender #abuse 000