Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 17/04/2026There is no I in “team,” but there is one in “sunrise.” 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Me: You know what would have been ironic? Hubs: What? Me: If we had eloped to Madrid to get married. Hubs: Why? Me: 🎶 It’s like Spain on our wedding day … Hubs: (Googles “divorce attorneys.”) 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026When does Walgreens put the St. Patrick’s Day candy on sale? 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Coming soon: - Board of Plenty - Board of Truth - Board of Love 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I will not squabble this opportunity to condone myself with professionalism. #dragrace 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Top 1,000. This should come as a surprise to no one. 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Pop .. six … squish … uh-uh … OMG IT’S REAL! … Lipschitz 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Linus, channeling Martha Stewart: “I want to focus on my rubber ball.” 020
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2025It takes several minutes for the light of the sun to reach the earth, but just a few seconds to take a photo and post it. 020
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2025A happy accident! I moved my camera while taking a long exposure photo. This is downtown Tampa before sunrise as seen from Bayshore. 040
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2025At Grammarly HQ: Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?" Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets." M1: "Will they block the screen?" M2: "Of course!" M1: "Perfect!" 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2025If there’s a better place to see a film than the Tampa Theatre, I haven’t been there. No one has. There is no better place to see a film than here. 020
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Toto, I have a feeling we’re not on Bayshore anymore. Good morning from Charleston. 020
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2025The award for the worst idiomatic range phrase goes to … 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I call this photo "I shoulda checked the rain forecast before heading to Bayshore this morning." 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Views from Bayshore this morning: Jupiter and Venus before sunrise, and orange cotton clouds over the Ritz-Carlton. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Proof that senior dogs can still have puppy dog eyes. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Yoink! Here are the words and phrases I've stolen from the Simpsons and use in everyday conversation. dailydave.com/posts/entert...dailydave.comD’ohcabulary: Ten Simpsonsisms I Use All the TimeTo vocabulary! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 09/08/2025More early morning sights on Bayshore: Jupiter and Venus in the sky before dawn, and the first streaks of sunlight. 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Good morning from world-famous Bayshore Boulevard! 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2025X marks the crepuscular spot. Bayshore Boulevard, of course. 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Woolloomooloo : Australia :: Mississippi : United States 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Those of us up before sunrise on Bayshore Boulevard were treated to some crepuscular rays. 020
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Not sure if that’s the price for a bottle of Merlot or a newly discovered Mersenne prime. 100
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Well, they can’t all be Chamber of Commerce sunrises. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I prefer the bite-sized version, Microaggression Cookes.apple.newsAggression Cookies — Southern Living 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I will be discussing my office assistant’s distracting behavior at his next performance review. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Dentist: All done. Any questions? Me: You know how in spy movies, when the bad guy is cornered and bites down on his tooth and there’s a cyanide capsule inside, how would that even work? How did they eat? Is it just a movie thing, or did it really happen? 010
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I sympathize with you, heron. I too struggle with opening food containers. Especially lids on pickle jars. 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Wow, I didn’t expect Apple’s new vapor chamber to look like this! 000
Dave Simanoff @simanoff.bsky.social · 14/06/2025It’s Raja’s birthday and that’s what the big parade should be about.media.tenor.coma drag queen wearing a wig and a crown is standing in front of a curtain of rhinestones .ALT: a drag queen wearing a wig and a crown is standing in front of a curtain of rhinestones . 000
