Sign in

Gold Medal Gooner 🏅

@silous.bsky.social
127 followers 554 following 19 posts

M 26 | 🇨🇦 | I like it when they're big and sniffable like your dad but, I like it even more when he sniffs back. Its 2026 go get yourself big, get yourself happy, get yourself stinky.

PostsRepliesMedia
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Here's a nice big load 💦💦💦 that's the stuff
0121
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That one cyberpunk ad roll from the ncpd: Safe and Sound. The one with the big, hot, evil doberman and chud pug.
Evil ass cop dog is evil
010
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Your dad would never lets his son be tempted by his rich, heavy stink in the laundry pile. My dad doesn't let me go until he finishes what I started. 🎨 @2dreddersart.bsky.social Sooo, whens that local dad-swap again? We can take bets on who the litter belongs to.
Finish your meal type parenting but, with cocks, and my big fat stinky dad catching me not delivering: so he helps out.
3650130
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know when you just feel Hung. Just knowing deep in your balls that you're really big, girthy. Outright thick all over? Beer...can.
090
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Feeling all caged up now? Good.
030
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Some say clothes make the man. Dad says he prefers wearing me instead. He's a real fashion heavyweight. Really brings out his eyes. 🎨 @kashmoneym.ink Of course another mink would just "get" me like this. Comes back with pure fucking gold, you art hard as hell, Kash. Killed it. Thank you again!
You lift at the gym, I bring the heat at home, family style, animal style, hold it, hold it.
09924
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I shouldn't have to rub my own belly, pre my own cock, stink my own bed. Good thing you're here. Phew, I really did a number on you; draggin taint across your stinkin, pretty face. Mind if I just call you Sweatrag from now on? That's much better. C'mere and lemme get this pre under your snout.
0100
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know, seeing everything just grow is great. But being told I'm tubby, soft and inviting, like a big horny teddy bear. That's exactly the stuff. But, there is always another cherry to top it. Maybe I'll pop it for you, when you confess your infatuation. Maybe you just keep worshipping, pup.
060
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Listen the Doc says you've got muzzle drip. It's bad, terminal, and the only prescription is to keep staring at my fat cock, even with all that drool comin out your mouth. Don't worry. Here, I can stop that leak. Take a deep breath. Now hold it and get your pretty face over here so I can help.
I'm plain chuffed, like a dog with a nice big bone except, its my fat dick and you're getting boned. I'll still bark though.
090
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Your long climb to a great view could just be worth it or, it could be truly rewarding. After all, unless you could get something better at the top the best view in all that forest doesn't need you to hike up there. Just stuff that muzzle where it belongs and breathe. 🎨 @yeenstank.bsky.social
Go hiking together, be a big dumb red mink, bring your unwashed hyena boyfriend and make sure you safety sniff each other every mile. 
Be loud mutt with a butt, Pre-stink™️ the only ratty old jock you brought. Go ahead make it the real prize for your bloodhound nosed mink, let him be a freak off their leash its basically a dog park for the longtail. 

Your long climb to a beautiful view could just be worth it, or it could be truly rewarding. 
As long as one of you was in it for the exercise it'll be fiiine, just don't stop letting me hear you sniff it like you're gasping for air. 
I know that won't be hard to "fake" for a little bit, after all he likes that.
0122
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Signs that I'd end up startin to remind you lot of your ol' man when I took 'em. You get to see proof that even this was not nearly hairy, stinky or heavy enough yet. Don't worry, I've managed to get even bigger now. It's okay let your pa know you slipped up, called me your dad, and liked it too.
071
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know what would fix me? If ya'll just admitted how much you like stretch marks and bellies and big hairy butts you have to get into. I cant believe you freaks. You absolute creatures.
A tubby man (me not you), wearing a turquoise mesh jock. 
The straps of the underwear pushing down on his chubby thighs and waist. The tense elastics making it clear at a glance hes (me,me,me,me) real soft all over; not just that big round, grabbable belly. It hangs over the waistband enough that it just starts to hide the jock bulge. 
I dunno you obviously high taste and horned up observer, look at me, I look real soft, and if you cant see it well then make sure you ask for the braille version only available in person, I love making myself accessible to a wider audience (fat dilf liker joke you can giggle here). That tight jock is making me out to look like one of those insanely special marble statues by the calloused hands of a talented Renaissance artist where they carce stone that looks like flesh under the weight of hands or cloth grabbing the subject. 
Yeah thats right, I'm your personal fat Adonis or David or whatever your favourite father figure goes to see in Florence, Italy with his wife and kids without you. 
Got me feelin like that episode where Squidward gaslights his ability to art some marble with some reverse psychology. 
I bet to get good at art that techinical you just need to reallt wanna have me be a bigger hairier mutt and it would have been identical; real tough to make sure its got the same stink and girth though.
030
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
020
Gold Medal Gooner 🏅 @silous.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nothin' like that familiar and heavy scent from your Dad's giant sweaty, hairy and very stoned balls. 🎨 by @illbarks.bsky.social
013836