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Reposted by Mikael Garret Hawke

Varric Tethras @biancalover.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen. (1/?)

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

*he's grinning. there's no stopping him now as he makes grand, sweeping gestures to go with the song* Magic proof booties, go ahead and lock me up! Arrest me! But make it sexy! Arrest me! But make it sexyyyy! We'll meet in the back of your office and we'll start a verbal flirtation ~

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

*chuckles and kicks the door shut behind him as he clears his throat, he's not even going to argue. instead --- he starts singing* Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Putting the short in shorty, you look like you wanna arrest me -- Templar cutie, cute and and on duty ~

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Oh, there's two more of me? I think Fenris might have a heart attack.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Oh, Sebastian! Welcome! You wanna join my malewife squad?

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I will make a list. You do not need to be a dude who is attracted to ladies to join. (Gotta respect them tho.) Malewife nation arise

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

We drink respect women juice three times a day and have weekly meet ups to support each other.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It's time I made a squad. A malewife squad. Who will join me?

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

//not meant in a shippy way i promisssseeee

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Yes, good. Now join me, Cullen. And become a true malewife.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Awww, don't be like that! You'll give yourself a heart attack at this rate.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

nothing wrong with being a malewife. i love being one.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Just a reminder. "New year, new me" doesn't mean "new year, /better/ me". I, for one, plan on being much worse.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Sixteen, now! She's growing so fast!

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

#ooc ((was not expecting spite to pick up on mikael's past drinking problems like that ----))

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

That would be hair of the dog and... from personal experience not recommended once already hungover. I'm talking a very big, greasy double bacon cheese burger, extra fries, and bunch of water and tylenol.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I can offer the signature Hawke Hangover Cure if you want it?

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

*holds up a video game controller and presses X to doubt*

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I agree. You should come over for dinner some time. Mari Bee would probably love to see her uncle.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

It's been alright. Me and Fenris have our nice little cottage and the world isn't ending again. I'll take it.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

*hands her a gallon of eggnog* Here you are!

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Wait. Did I just see Flemeth? Shit's getting wild, I swear.

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

*has a present for @lyriumwraith.bsky.social the minute he's around again and is very excited to give it to him*

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

As flattering as it might be for you to ask that, I don't think my husband would be that happy about it. I can however give you some of the eggnog I have stashed instead!

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Mikael Garret Hawke @sillyhawke.bsky.social · 25/12/2024