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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I like doing whatever but I know a lotta lotta people enjoy it when I top. Something about a cute battery bunny or something. Its got a little drum attached! Like a mascot.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

》》wait I have a perfect thing I should make thats gonna help explain my nightmare muses like the ship one

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hmmmm... (A stare. A starey kind of stare. The starest stare to ever stare. Staring at him)

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can't believe we have a fuddy duddy tarnishing the maid spirit.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If you look at it from the right angle this is totally a cute, flashy maid outfit!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yeah... Yeah, it's gonna be put right through the ringer.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

For sure!! I love whipped cream.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yeah! Gopher! They "Go For" whatever is needed! We can get you strawberries, thats easy.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Well I would probably just get you whatever snacks you asked for in the coming days, you know? I'm a good little gopher!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Coursies~!! I'll make you snacks and feed you water after taking out your ability to walk! Leave it to meeeee!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Don't worry bestie!!!! I'll keep you down there for hours!!!!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ehehehe... Sorry~. I'm not the biggest out there in this department, but I like bonding activities!

Sadistic_wanko my new savior for good astolfo stuff

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If I call them command seals it means I don't like my Master at all and will be trying my hardest to find an out of some kind.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One time my old master would threaten to use one to put me into a puppy play act of submission if I didn't let her feign control over me. So I think its a seal because I do not like it but I like spells.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(Has no idea whats going on) Yaaaaaay. My sex is good!!!

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Canary @sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'll rate the crack 10/10

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Canary @sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

-glancing over at astolfo and today's topic- Yeah. It was fun

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

For now! But how many slams until its certifiably not fine!!! Trust me!!! I'm a slamming expert, I know what those doors can handle!!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

》》Oh the original tweet said poor poor not poor door im blowing my shit smooth off

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Tha.... that your door... is gonna Crack... from the slamming...?

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Her poor poor is gonna crack at this rate...

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Canary @sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sometimes violence is the answer to getting rid of stress. Other time it's 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(Wistful sigh) I remember the last time someone asked me for help on one of those comics. It was fun! But I wish they were more upfront from the beginning about it.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

》》trying to push through zzz story and I have to make a decision on if I act like a whore on astolfo or guda or if I do actual deep dives into certain very apparent topics at hand today

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If I don't get called by a nickname at least once per day I actually explode into thirty thousand pieces so please remember that when you want to call on your most honorable and dependable paladin!!!!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

》》I'm so sorry to do this to him but in my heart I know astolfo would

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Awesome~!! I'll do everything I can to help you discover what it means to just have fun and unwind. And we'll be the best bunny lovers forever and ever!! I'll help guide you every step of the way if you need.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

》》astolfo was saying be people who love bunnies together and how they got a king of knights as a sex friend truly life is good

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I can try and help you find a way to relax properly! Maybe that'll let you have more fun, too. Hm? Now then?

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Nonsense!!! The only difference is you're more nervous about the whole thing. Relaaaax. And yaaaaaaay! Awesome!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thats fine? I'm not super great at emotions and deep stuff like that either!! Don't worry about it.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yeah!! Something wrong with that?

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Of course!! We're the bunny lovers!!!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yeah, exactly!!! But during a bath is also a great time to go at it, so everything is fine at that point~!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Please do!!! And be sure to report back to me!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yaaaaaaaay!! Awesome! We can be bunnies together and do bunny bonding!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yeah! I'm glad I could help clear things up for you! So are you gonna put it on?

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Bwuh? No? So long as the person's fun and I like them I don't care if things get physical whenever! If you ever wanted to do any of that you just gotta make sure it's not right after a fight because I'm gonna smell bad and that makes me so sad.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh! Its the gap level between your normal self, the super great and a little stoic king of Britain, and the you that shows up whenever you get really embarrassed! The more stoic you are initially, and the more blushy you get when flustered, the greater the gap moe!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh... that does make a lot of sense. Wait so are you saying you wanna do those things with me???? All this time and you never actually said anything!

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What's your question? I love answering questions!! It makes me feel so smart.

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ASTOLFO!!!!! @silliestpaladin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Holy furboli... Canary berry I didn't know you had those sorts of thoughts about me. Gehehe~.

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