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Varik.

@silentdagger.bsky.social
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“Wake up! Bounty hunter. . get up off the floor, idiot!”

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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The curtain draws near.
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MR ANT TENNA. @tenpmprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss when Uncle Varik came to Christmas and coughed up one brown ball and excused himself and didn't come back until New Years
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I n e e d it
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
see this is why i need 20 dollars i need to get it back from the fucking pawn shop before someone else buys it
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When i find my sword its over for you fuckers
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see their face everywhere I go
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s sad isn’t it.
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Im hearing lancer got used as an air bag
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can see them now. My final gambit awaits
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Letting uncle varik’s hand go as you guide him through a crowd and turning to see he’s gone
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heavens gates
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My legacy is being honored
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Im not allowed to play with modeling clay anymore because i was using the fumes to get high
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eurgk
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My fuck head son Uncle Varik has wedged himself between the washing machine and the wall and we had to use the jaws of life to carve him out
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Doctor Uncle varik senior if you can hear me I’m sorry
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My Strentgh… fading
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dont tbink I can go on much longer after that
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🔌 RAMB @stonealready.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and uncle varik junior he's so happy in the arcade in the park and he's so joyful and happy and I don't want to ruin this for him because his dad dad is dead is dead oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it's sad isn't it
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
but everybody else who wasn't there when he died they had to work twice as hard and get paid twice as less and this is a commentary of the cruelty of and
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and he died and the Machinery while boss Fox was commanding his workers and you know what happened when dr. Uncle varik Senior died? Everybody else had to clean up the teeth of the machine but then they got a break for the rest of the day
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and I can't I I when I see him I see him having fun he it makes me think of of his father a Uncle Varik senior who died in a terrible a terrible accident terrible terrible accident and it was in the to Factory where he died the Toby Factory
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and he is just so happy in the field playing fetch with a ball and he he's smelling the flowers and the daffodils and the dandelions and he's happy he's smelling the flowers and the daffodils in the dandelions and what he is is glad to be alive
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
where he was he his his hair is long hair was caught in the Machinery at the Toby Factory and now doctor uncle varik senior is dead in the in the Machinery of the Tob Factory and I can't I can't tell little uncle varik Junior because it would break his it would break his little heart
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A young uncle varik prancing around and wagging his little tail happily in the field so joyous and Whimsy so happy and free I cannot bear to tell him that his father dr. Uncle varik senior has died he has died has died and he died in a he died he died in a horrible accident at the Toby Factory
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Iron Within
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s over
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh god
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
( LET’S START AT THE BEGINNING. TWOSON, 2008. WE KNOW YOU WERE THERE. ) No… ( DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, VARIK! I KNOW WHEN YOU’RE LYING. ‘08, TWOSON. WHAT HAPPENED? ) Hah… we all got killed.
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[ The TV in front of the bounty hunter displayed an all too familiar face. The face of the mad doctor. The face of his quarry. ] ( DO YOU REMEMBER HIM? GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, AND WE’LL GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY. ) [ Silence. Silence broken by the volts running through his body. ] AAAAAAGGGHHH!!
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Again. ] AAAAAAAUUUUYGHHH!!!! …hh… YES! ( WHERE’S THE LAB? ) I don’t know what you’re talking about! ( THE DARKNESS, VARIK. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? ) I don’t know ANYTHING about any DARKNESS! ( WHAT ABOUT ANDONUTS? )
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He can feel his muscles locking up and his body seizing, struggling against the straps that bound him to the chair. ] AaAAAAGGHHHHG!!! ( YOUR NAME IS VARIK TORAERNOS. IN 2008 YOU WERE GIVEN A BOUNTY WITHIN THE TOWN OF TWOSON. IS THAT CORRECT? ) [ He doesn’t answer, still dazed. They shock him.
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
( YOU WILL ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? ) Who the hell are you?! ( THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS WHO YOU ARE. WHAT’S YOUR NAME? ) FUCK. YOU. ( WHERE WERE YOU BORN? ) KISS MY ASS! [ An electric shock surges through the bounty hunter’s body.
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wwhrere am I where’s
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mmmmmm I fucking love drinking motor oil
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Th Anks man now I can catch the bus And get away from these Things [ Fading out of reality ]
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My sins have finally caught up with me
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i would rather eat diet dirt
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This movie makes no fucking sense
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mad max 3 max is even madder than before
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have to close my eyes when lion kills gazelle or else I will enter a vicious haze from which the only escape is to end the life of another
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I watch nature documentaries to get high
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m going beetle mode
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
yuuuup there was a big scorch mark on the floor that’s how you know it was bad
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Varik. @silentdagger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s true I found their bodies
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