zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy Monday I guess, a bloomf (is that what you guys call them?? sorry I’m old) got me a little too excited this morning but thought I’d share with the class (at least this version) 2450
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not to be rude but I can’t believe how many ugly penises there are in the world like I’d probably cry if I had been cursed with an ugly one 130
Reposted by zachzach @sighzach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Got a haircut yesterday btw if you even care 💇♂️💈✂️ 2821
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 24/08/20262026-08-23 proof of life (x2) taken via iPhone 17 Pro front facing camera 0220
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m not even kidding when I say I think MFF is going to age into one of the greatest albums released this generation… there’s so many (intentional or not) layers wrapped underneath the loud, bouncy guitar chords wrapped into an 11 track, 30-minute commentary artist highlight 140
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Breaking my silence to announce I love @classicsftw.bsky.social (in a bro, no homo way) 🔭 150
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just so everyone knows, he took this while waiting for me to arrive (I was 12 minutes late) 170
Reposted by zachThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement.bit.lyUS Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office saysU.S. Senator Lindsey Graham died Saturday after a brief and unexpected illness, his office said in statement posted on social media. 144808215
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 28/06/202629, how did we get here, was it luck or somethin 🏄♂️🌀🩻🥲🥲 0210
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s my balloon day guys 🥲🥲🥲🏄♂️🏄♂️🤸♂️🏄♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🏄♂️🏄♂️🥲🥲🥲 plz make me feel loved 16330
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Hello my birthday is tomorrow and my birthday is on Saturday which is tomorrow when my birthday is happening on Saturday my birthday so plz don’t forget thx 160
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My 40 hours/week for the last 3 weeks (outside of meetings) has been working on the same 3 slides that will be used in a 1:1 with the global CEO (100k+ employees btw) and I truly have never been so miserable and over a task before in my life 130
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My DMs on here have been stuck on 2 requests for weeks now and I literally have no clue how to clear it 020
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I need it to be Father’s Day like once a month so I all the hot men I follow post the content they are today more often (respectfully) 060
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Just took the best nudes of my life before checking out of my hotel so naturally I had to spam them to oomf while he’s working 3320
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I may have only closed my work laptop right now [at 2am] but my two reports that get sent to global execs that I’m solely responsible for creating are done and awaiting feedback from my boss and his boss so I am: content [and exhausted] 040
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 15/04/2026SO COME ON AND KISS ME LIKE YOU FUCKING MEAN IT!!!!!! I’M YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! music.apple.com/us/album/red...music.apple.comRed Chevy by Holly Humberstone on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:00 020
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Who else am I seeing at the Mayhem finale tomorrow night in NYC 🤨 000
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 13/04/2026My girl learned how to successfully fetch and bring the ball back today and look how happy she was😭 1220
Reposted by zachPop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/04/2026Zohran Mamdani attended Cardi B’s ‘Little Miss Drama’ tour. 028827
Reposted by zachPop Base @popbase.tv · 02/04/2026Olivia Rodrigo announces her new album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.’ Out June 12th. 21987142
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Truly cannot believe how good the new Robyn is… like my goodness 050
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Took a nude this week so good that I keep going back to and admiring 1230
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 20/03/2026As of tonight I’m *officially* no longer a grad student 😭 at what feels like the big age of 62 180
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Took a really good 4K photo of my pole yesterday in case you care 2180
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 13/03/2026If you have a golden retriever and you don’t let them socialize with anyone including literally another golden retriever… you do not deserve that dog I’m sorry 050
Reposted by zachThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 05/03/2026Breaking News: Kristi Noem has been fired as homeland security secretary by President Trump, who picked Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma to replace her. Follow live updates. trib.al/znvv0xP 8127557
Reposted by zachzach @sighzach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Life’s too short not to take nudes or whatever they say! And yes I hope this makes all the feet lovers happy🙄 3842
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Life’s too short not to take nudes or whatever they say! And yes I hope this makes all the feet lovers happy🙄 3842
Reposted by zachMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/02/2026Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war. 9252103689
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I don’t know if I’ve ever been this sick before in my life it’s been 4 days and I still can’t function out of bed/break my fever/decongest my nose/stop coughing ☹️☹️☹️ 290
zach @sighzach.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Muted my first person ever on social media and it’s oomfs boyfriend who pisses me off every time their profile pops onto my timeline from how annoying they are 080
