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Nothing beats watching what is now a shell of a human continue to get rich off making bad decisions for families like mine who are struggling with the cost of living. Fuck this dude before, fuck him now, fuck him forever. Term limits, I’m begging you.

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She is one of few wealthy people who actually had to go to jail for her crimes, at least that lends a little more credibility to that sentiment.

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I just always think shes selling something

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No chance Martha Stewart "releasing nudes" isn't just a 15-shade palette of beige lipsticks or a line of linen throw pillows.

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All the crusts you refused to eat as a kid come back full circle when you’re a parent, standing over the sink, eating them off your kid’s plate because you have no time for actual food.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Local Orchard here in Rhode Island

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Being a dad is weird because you gotta use fantasy football money to go apple picking and “bring your kid joy.”

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Nothing could have ever prepared me for the beautiful sound of my child asking biwds? every time she hears birds outside. It’s the cutest shit ever and I’m going to explode.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wife says I CAN'T just shit in my neighbors yard instead of asking them to not let their dog shit in our yard. This place is a prison.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sorry for all the baby content, but I don’t get out much. Taught my daughter the Addams Family theme and was rewarded with her humming it into her baby monitor at 4 AM instead of going back to sleep.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Forget stuffed animals. My toddler’s emotional support item is now an empty 5-gallon water jug that stands as tall as her chin. If you see me carrying a giant plastic cylinder into a restaurant this weekend, mind your business.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

As an adult, you can bite into three Chewy Chips Ahoy at once. In fact you should once in a while, to feel alive. The only thing stopping you is yourself.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yes I’m Sleepy. Yes I’m still awake. We exist.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I told my nephew I was going to give him a knuckle sandwich, and he started calling me "Uncle Sandwich." Honestly, that’s on me, but what a sick nickname. Well deserved.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Pick the age shes closest to and put her in that category.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I regret to inform you that the CheezIt Coors Light Beer Cheese flavor absolutely FUCK.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Every contestant on Forged in Fire is either: • In their late 30s, used to brew their own beer, and has been bladesmithing for 5 minutes. OR • In their 60s and a Civil War reenactor. There is no in between.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Dads are up making mortal enemies of their congested toddlers with the booger sucker bulb. It’s been 5 minutes since we stopped and she’s still pissed, she just growled at me.

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Update she got past the barrier and got the record again and said “Bust It…”

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How cute are these daisy Vans my mom got our girl?

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Our daughter keeps gravitating towards our 7” records, and I just had to snatch Righteous Jams out of her hands. Called her an unrighteous fool. (She rips album covers.) Besides, she’s not even straight edge.

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Woah woah, one step at a time. Respect my journey.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Took a shower today. Please like and follow for more self care tips & hacks.

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Imagine buying a Range Rover (even used they cost like 60k) and then putting these stickers on it?

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love a high pressure work environment where we’re all pushed to the edge daily. That’s why I took the job at the Dick Sucking Factory (DSF.) Absolutely relentless pressure to SUCK SEED every day.

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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Had to poop while at the beach AITA? AMA!

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$9 at walmart, even though id prefer not to support that family the economy is kind of tough to fight the good fight.

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Yeah I think I was a victim of needing a backup late in the season, usually go with tbose. I did not buy it, just going to Walmart instead.

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What’s the wildest pure BRAND merch you’ve ever seen someone wear? No unhinged slogans or texts, just straight-up logos. I just saw a guy wearing a EUCERIN t-shirt. A lotion shirt goes crazy.

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