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Cy Klone

@sighclone.bsky.social
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Butlerian Jihadist. Anonymous account of the wind.

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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 19h
Saw a bunch of AZ house ads for some reason last night but funny to me that Dems in multiple races/states leading their ads with “I’m going to ban insider stock trading in Congress!” A) No you won’t B) If you’re gonna pretend you’ll get something done, can we at least go bigger?
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the pro-life party, miscarriages are treated as murder but the government creating such subhuman conditions for detainees - many of whom have committed no criminal offense whatsoever - that they die is the system working as intended.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His name is Jack Smith-I've got him testifyin Got my pre-written diss-gonna catch him totally lyin He thought he'd get off-Pretty sure he saw the Hawks But I don't know about the WNBA. I wish I could take back everything I've said Cuz I'm just a Senate Dirtbag, baby
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I cared nothing about Ed Sheeran yesterday and couldn't name you a single song. Still don't know any song titles, I just know he's complicit.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Begging a reporter to just ask him any basic question about AI like, "How do LLMs work?" or "What does LLM stand for?" "How are AIs trained?" And see what high IQ answer he comes up with.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seeing Joe Manchin endorse Susan Collins and just have to underscore that dude's entire career has been defined solely by betraying Democrats. My grandma worked on Charlotte Pritt's WV gubernatorial campaign in 1996. When Pritt beat Manchin, he endorsed the Republican.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So the trade war with Canada will continue at least through 1/20/29.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every second a Democrat spends thinking or talking about Piker is a second they could be talking about how Donald Trump is playing Legos with public buildings and coloring in maps instead of lifting a finger for the American people.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't interact with Trumpists - live in one of the bluest cities in America, my family doesn't suck. But like, what is there even to talk about? "Sure, the only person whose life has materially improved under Trump was the accomplice to America's most prolific pedophile, but he RENAMED THE GULF!"
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So if I understand correctly, Trump can basically order the Board of Geographic Names to rename places to whatever he wants? It's true weakness that he's only renaming a lake. Let's name Canada America's Hat. Or every country as "Not America." We're in the dumbest version of reality, why not?
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So the status quo, the USMC, is not a level playing field. Sounds like a bad deal! Wonder who negotiated that terrible agreement? Oh…
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why isn’t Natalie’s face being photoshopped into Obsession memes? Honestly surprised I haven’t seen any of that.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"I can't imagine living without the Steam machine," says more negatively about the editor's imagination than it does the merits of a video game pc.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Holy fucking shit, @bencollins.bsky.social - JD Vance and Joe Rogan are literally doing the "It goes all the way up to the almost top!" bit but seriously.
Tweet from the Bulwark quoting from a video of the Joe Rogan Podcast with guest Vice President JD Vance where they say the following: 

Rogan: Most people think Epstein was Mossad.

Vance: "Ya. Mossad or CIA or some other deep state, whether in America or Israel…He clearly had connections to the highest levels of American intelligence. He clearly had connections to the highest level of Israeli intelligence."
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I guess I haven't had to call for services lately but holy shit, the proliferation of AI "receptionists" is fucking awful. HVAC, eye doctor, fucking everything. Makes me feel insane.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'll be honest, I didn't pay a ton of attention to Platner because I'm not a Maine voter and just wanted them to pick someone to take Collins out. But man, hearing bits of his drop out speech from last night and what an asshole. Angry folks don't understand the bullet they have dodged.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So just to be clear about how this works - when it comes to Muslim children existing, Republicans don't care about religious liberty. But when it comes to their opposition to banning child marriage, Republicans become very concerned about respecting parents' rights and religious freedom.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Seeing folks posting about DR CONGO and I get what it stands for but am amused by the thought of a character named DOCTOR CONGO.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For decades, Court conservatives have smugly put forward originalism as the only worthy method of Constitutional interpretation. But the Constitution is suddenly a living document when that might empower authoritarians to strip citizenship from brown people.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Could have saved some time by just sharing this scene from Blazing Saddles rather than writing that article.
static.klipy.com
Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know Morons
ALT: Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know Morons
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also... isn't there just actual real-world data that already disproves this? DC just elected a self-described Democratic Socialist over Bowser 2.0 and the turnout for that primary was like, less than 25% of registered voters.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can’t help but think about Ilhan Omar being forced to apologize in 2019 for pointing out this very dynamic! She was smeared as antisemitic *by democrats* for what is now a winning message for democrats.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Between Artemis, America 250, and the World Cup, the vibes in this country should be fucking amazing in 2026. Instead, the smallest man (figuratively speaking) in American history has absolutely cast a wet fart over the American psyche. What a missed opportunity.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh, they have the concepts of the deal. So going by the concepts of a plan for healthcare timeline, it's unquestionable at this point that Iran is a new forever war.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Remember when the Republicans were all like, "AOC's Green New Deal is gonna make it so you can't have hamburgers!" And now, their policy is, "You should be grateful that ground beef is 300% more expensive!"
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Top level Biden staffer cashing in with the billionaire authoritarians seeking to consolidate media in the direction of Trump - sure instills confidence in the Dem establishment!
variety.com
Paramount Hires Former Biden White House Official Shuwanza Goff as Lead Democratic U.S. Government Affairs Exec
Former Biden administration official Shuwanza Goff is joining Paramount Skydance as VP of U.S. government affairs, coming amid Paramount's massive pending merger with Warner Bros. Discovery.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fuck these people. "Look, there is no evidence we can find of fraud, because there is none. But you have to admit that our constantly pretending there *is* fraud is undermining voter confidence, so really, we should just give elections only to Republicans." That's their position on democracy.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
99% of the stuff in this NYT Platner article would be viewed as a badge of honor by the right if he were running as a Republican, including and especially the "I would totally rape an intruder, but like, not in a gay way," story... Which, it should hopefully be clear is not a defense of Platner.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Economist had a "Threat from the Illiberal Left" cover back in 2021 as well. Can't seem to find any threat of fascism covers, though. Weird!
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The implication of Yglesias’ position is basically that Democratic voters should shut up and swallow whatever No Labels’ corporate donors priorities are.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wish that a single journalist in this country would bring Scott Pelley's attitude-towards-management to conversations like this. This is patently idiotic on multiple levels. Prediction markets aren't an innovation - it's gambling. Making Congressional betting "subject to a blind trust" is nonsense.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is also why I think Dems need to be more clear-eyed around stopping grift. From supplements, to MLMs, to crypto/memecoins and stocks, all of this stuff fuels the extreme rightwing while also taking advantage of Americans.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The UK isn't perfect but it does have so many things I am envious of: * Universal healthcare * Taskmaster * No Cenk Uygur allowed
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I tried setting plans with 3 different friend couples for this weekend. 2 were attending separate 20 year college reunions. 3rd couple is attending a funeral. Feelin’ old.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How little I give a shit about baseball - just realizing four years on that they had a name change. Surprised Trump hasn't spent every waking hour of his administration trying to arrest them for wokism.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Comes out against," I mean - it's basically a Susan Collins "concerned." It's nothing. Thune will do two things about this - Jack and Shit.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I agree with him but also think it’s difficult to look at American society today and think that people don’t prefer the most stupid dog shit you’ve ever seen.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Given that his eating and exercise habits, I guess I'm unsurprised that he felt like a warmed-over sack of shit 50 years ago too.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sure feels like 2026 is less a 250th birthday of American democracy and more like it's time of death.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I fucking cannot stand Politico’s chuckle fuck tone - “Heehee, I was out for drinks last night while Republicans were taking the next step to fund stormtroopers for a decade and the Supreme Court set civil rights back 60 years, lol. Mike Johnson, FTW!”
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So what, exactly, is the principle that Trump and his sycophants will try to advance here? Trump has obviously cheered on the death of his rivals in the past. So - it's fine to do that, but to make a joke about someone else anticipating such a death is beyond the pale?
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This soldier is getting arrested for using Polymarket literally how it's intended to be used. "Insider trading," is part of his sales pitch for it.
cnn.com
US special forces soldier arrested after allegedly winning $400,000 on Maduro raid | CNN Politics
A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was arrested for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to a person ...
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It used to be that we imagined the Right as being a bunch of shadowy wealthy people intelligently/maliciously using rubes to their own personal ends, but now we're at a point where it's just an ouroboros of idiots.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bingo. Same bill is in Congress right this minute. Zero Republican cosponsors.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Wild to just describe Swalwell/Gonzalez conduct as just "horniness." Also wild that Boebert who, uh, got caught giving a handjob in the audience of a family musical is getting on her high horse re: horniness.
Tweet from Katie Taylor: "I asked Rep Lauren Boebert if more needs to be done to prevent lawmakers from harassing staff

"Yeah. Go to church. Find Jesus. Like, I mean, why is everybody so horny here?" she said

Reps Swalwell & Gonzales announced they are leaving Congress this week amid misconduct claims"
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
On one hand, where tech like this will meaningfully improve the lives of folks with disabilities, I hope for the best. But Silicon Valley will neeeeevvvver get me to put on a brain reading beanie.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Trump admin once again giving the finger to even their most ardent supporters (here - Kid Rock). The DOJ gave Ticketmaster a sweetheart deal to keep scamming musicians and fans, but state AGs went ahead and secured a guilty verdict. Meanwhile, the DOJ is spending time helping domestic terrorists.
nbcnews.com
Live Nation illegally monopolized ticketing market, jury in antitrust trial finds
Live Nation has vehemently denied acting as a monopoly.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Vance, who knowingly spread a baseless lie that Haitian immigrants were eating people’s pets discusses how it’s important to be careful about what you say.
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wait, I thought it was the Pope who was soft on crime?
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Cy Klone @sighclone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So folks claiming the President is a deeply religious man have a choice: A) Either he blasphemed and then bore false witness about just thinking it was for doctors; OR B) He's so unfamiliar with religious iconography, and so deeply stupid, that he sincerely thought this is what doctors look like
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