Reposted by Siggy
"Hail To The King"
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"Now look: the new Kingdom of Ratannia ain't gonna take too kindly to humans, given our...tumultuous history, but I'm no monster.
Help me fight for the Patron, and maybe we can make a deal;
We'll call it 'Right Paw of the King'.
Whaddaya say pal, ready for a new empire?"
