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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
myninebooks.com
Trans rad fem
The faggots and their friends
Desert
Warhound
A scanner darklabolotion revolution 
The dialectic of sex
Queer ultra violence
How I killed pluto and why it had it coming
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very obsessed with Kasane Teto right now I am basically drawing her a lot
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In 450 AD Justa Grata Honoria asked Atila the Hunn to rescue her from a marriage to a boring man and he rampage through Gaul to rescue her. Had he taken the Roman capitol of Ravenna we'd have had so many sexy stories about this its fundamentally a great plot for a bad romantasy novel.
A horse archer and a woman riding a white horse through flames
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got called racist in Greg's earlier lads

Tell us what happened lad 

I got called racist in Greg's

Ye but why

I was being racist 

In greggs?

Yeah it was in greggs
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Suggestion. The original canonically trans masc faggot hero
Jesus from the Bible fandom

(He got top surgery)
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Drawink
Random girl with Sun behind her
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Manifesting the US replicating the journey of the Baltic fleet. Someone convince them to stop somewhere to pick up violent monkeys as pets
The journey of the baltic fleet in the Russo Japanese war from Scandinavia around Africa to Japan
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Surrey I'm just really enjoying this chapter of metamorphosis. Ovid names some dogs.
While he hesitates his dogs catch sight of him. First ‘Black-foot’, Melampus, and keen-scented Ichnobates, ‘Tracker’, signal him with baying, Ichnobates out of Crete, Melampus, Sparta. Then others rush at him swift as the wind, ‘Greedy’, Pamphagus, Dorceus, ‘Gazelle’, Oribasos, ‘Mountaineer’, all out of Arcady: powerful ‘Deerslayer’, Nebrophonos, savage Theron, ‘Whirlwind’, and Laelape, ‘Hunter’.

Then swift-footed Pterelas, ‘Wings’, and trail-scenting Agre, ‘Chaser’, fierce Hylaeus, ‘Woody’, lately gored by a boar, the wolf-born Nape, ‘Valley’, Poemenis, the trusty ‘Shepherd’, and Harpyia, ‘Snatcher’, with her two pups. There is thin-flanked Sicyonian Ladon, ‘Catcher’, Dromas, ‘Runner’, ‘Grinder’, Canache, Sticte ‘Spot’, Tigris ‘Tigress’, Alce, ‘Strong’, and white-haired Leucon, ‘Whitey’, and black-haired Asbolus, ‘Soot’.

Lacon, ‘Spartan’, follows them, a dog well known for his strength, and strong-running Aëllo, ‘Storm’. Then Thoos, ‘Swift’, and speedy Lycisce, ‘Wolf’, with her brother Cyprius ‘Cyprian’. Next ‘Grasper’, Harpalos, with a distinguishing mark of white, in the centre of his black forehead, ‘Black’, Melaneus, and Lachne, ‘Shaggy’, with hairy pelt, Labros, ‘Fury’, and Argiodus, ‘White-tooth’, born of a Cretan sire and Spartan dam, keen-voiced Hylactor, ‘Barker’, and others there is no need to name. The pack of them, greedy for the prey follow over cliffs and crags, and inaccessible rocks, where the way is hard or there is no way at all. He runs, over the places where he has often chased, flying, alas, from his own hounds. He longs to shout ‘I am Actaeon! Know your own master!’ but words fail him, the air echoes to the baying.
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is what Polanski said btw I think the phrase is, can't take it, will dish it out
Zack Polanski
@ZackPolanski
Labour are complicit in a genocide.

Labour are pretending we have a nuclear deterrent despite the fact it doesn't work & relies on Donald Trump.

And all the while - they're got nothing substantial to say because they've tied our national security to the USA.

Some patriots.

👇🏼
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stellacreasy
@stellacreasy
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19 Jan
Polanski has been caught out again. No doubt he will have to try to row back on the folly it would be for Europe’s security for the UK to unilaterally disarm our nuclear deterrent right now, because he can’t defend such a stance as this conduct shows. x.com/ZackPolanski/s…
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
day 45 trapped in the CIA torture facility >_<
the agents still havent found a torture method that doesnt make me moan just a little... (III╥_╥⁠)
today the director lady told me "i hate you. i fucking hate you." 
and when i let out a soft littke moan at that too, she screamed

What are they trying to get out of you

Apparently not moans
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I love the non binary battle flag so I draw it
Fighters under the non binary battle flag
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Having wheelchair accessible rooms in a concentration camp feels so banally evil it's hard to comprehend. People will die here in large numbers Social Circle Georgia could easily become a name laden with horror for all time
Floor plan of trumps concentration camp
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"Is there any technology the left is excited about"
Estradiol valerate injections
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I read a take recently that Gender Criticals regularly come up with ideas that are hornier than the most deranged trans brainrot writer
The writers barely dusguised fetish
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
I just want to piss in peace and take estrogen but i guess this works

Massive fire in background
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Faggots and their Friends: correct since the 1970s
The strong women told the faggots
 that there are two important things to
 remember about the coming revolutions. The first is that we will get our
 asses kicked. The second is that we
 will win.
 The faggots knew the first. Faggot
 ass-kicking is a time-honored sport of
 the men. But the faggots did not
 know about the second. They had
 never thought about winning before.
 They did not even know what winning
 meant. So they asked the strong
 women and the strong women said
 winning was like surviving, only
 better. As the strong women
 explained winning, the faggots were
 surprised and then excited. 
The faggots knew about surviving for the
 always had and this was going to be
 just plain better. That made ass-kicking different. Getting your ass
 kicked and then winning elevated the
 entire enterprise of making
 revolution.
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentality
Bad boys who promote free market economics have to be educated and turned into girls
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Never a more appropriate time for this meme
Garfield looking at no garfield sign

Huh I wonder who thats for
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I spent far too long drawing the Spice Girls but i enjoyed every one of these poses
The spice girls
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
December - I am still working on making the spiders from the future is wild sexy its not going well. But I'm at least more comfortable with it. Is that a good thing? Idk
Spider girl
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
November - exercising my divine right as a living being to do fanart of someone who was in a reality TV show 22 years ago.
Who do most resemble from history and why

Probably a cross between Leon Trotsky and Valerie Solanis, who shot Andy Warhol. Kitten Pinder
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Octiber - I was trying to use a new paint program. Its way more complex and not as fun i think? I may go back
Groovy green lady
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
September - Pluto. I enjoyed the mushroom general, the mushrooms look kinda painful
A mushroom general in a war room
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
August - Uranus. I took a colour pallet from psychedlia but didnt quite have the guts to follow through in the design
Uranus, a protest
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
July - someone on a discord mentioned they wanted personifications of the two big astrology websites, astrodienst and astro-seek. I made one stereotypically german fir obvious reasons, and tried to use their colour schemes
Astrodienst and astro seek
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
June - furry fanart of the Future is Wild, a speculative evolution documentary from the 00s. I fiund it kinda funny to imagine that from the poggle perspective, they're not being farmed by spiders in the far future, the spiders are their bitches, bringing them food but acting out occasionally
Poggle with spiders on lead
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
May - my moon astrology picture was different and i had some good feedback on that. I'd like to be more abstract in future but its hard
A tower and naiks in the sea
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
April: i was thinking about AI and how its getting better at filtering out certain ideas and i wanted to draw something AI absolutely would not because I'm a human with an eternal soul and that means I can have sexy thoughts about overweight violent but woke men from 1910s newspaper cartoons
Ezri Dax arfing, Everett True saying "Down Girl!"
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
March Astrology again, Venus was imaginingaperfect life snd it got me thinking about peace and what i need to do to try and calm down
Venus, woman in bed with books
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
February - Mercury. I enjoyed the intense expression in the sacrificers face as increasingly odd objects are offered the appease... whatever that is
Mercury sacruficing on stones
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Fuck it, review of the year in art thread January - was really happy with my astrology series - Saturn was the first time i felt like i got lighting right
Centaur at traffic lights, Saturn in background
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It was a more enlightened age
The spice girls
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Xmas and whatever else happens today, remember the Soviet Typhoon Class nuclear submarine was 600 feet long and had a pool and sauna
In harbourThe pool!Rocking chairs in a common areaAccommodation wooden with desk bed and forders
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Going into 2026 like
From the faggots and their friends

Women wisdom
The string women told the faggots that there are two important things to remember about the coming revolutions. The first is that we will get our asses kicked. The second is that we will win.
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Domesticated Lesser Griffin 

Bubbles
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I've been drawing something for my wife every day and i really liked this one
Gonzo from the muppets in front of Soviet flag, text reads 

It is the season of the heart
A special kind of caring
The ways of love made clear
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Femboy hooters
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
What is being communicated by this argument is "you are making me watch women's movies because of tradition and I will turn this around by suggesting a highly man coded movie"
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Judith butler
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This might be the most obscure fanart I have ever drawn
Who do you think you most resemble from history and why? 

Probably a cross between Leon Trotsky and Valerie Solanis, who shot Andy Warhol.

Kitten pinder 2004, big brother series 5
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Been really enjoying @dollstaff.bsky.social 's style and was thinking, could I go more cartoony and free with lines, shading, movement, etcetera. Tried, looked up after a while and was like, only approximately 5° off from my normal style. But all experimentation is good experimentation
Me walking off a cliff grinning while my cat films it on her phone
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Last gasp of a dying world shit. Just desperate to make sure the person looking after them in a nursing home doesn't have ideas that weren't mainstream in 1985
Voting intentions youths vote green and Labour old people vote reform and tory
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I wonder of there's a niche on the right for a lesbian philosopher who talks in a faux feminist progressive seeming way? Kathleen Stock in 2025 is a placebo looking for a disease
author
KATHLEEN STOCK
Real life’s more complex than human rights
Asylum debate shows how lofty principles at best offer no practical guide to local issues and at worst warp our politics

Tuesday November 18 2025, 7.47pm, The Times
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
11. Okay so this actually got a laugh in very incredibly specific astrology circles. The joke is there was uncertainty about the rulership of Pluto pre ww2
The Myth of Pluto ruling Aries

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

Pluto: i consent 
Brit: i consent
American: i don't!
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
8. My wife wanted me to draw the bottom half of a monkey drawing so I did it think its pretty accurate 9 & 10. My "what if celebrities had side facing eyes and ungulate jaws" era was fun for me and only for me
Monkey with long dragon tailChappel roan with sude facing eyes like a horseAudrey Hepburn breakfast at Tiffany's with side facing eyes
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
7. Cannot believe nobody else ships 1910s comic book character Everett True and Ezri Dax it is obvious to me
Everett True, pointing down  Down Girl!
Eris Dax jumping,  Arf!
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
5. I misread my wife's t shirt laughed fir 15 minutes and made a meme of it 6. The pissplay joke is funny in my head and thats enough for me
Meme, trans hair woman sips tea, the slogan says "there is no LGBT"Trans women holding up signs

1. A trans woman possed here and it was fine
2. I piss where I like
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
3. My wife saw a shape in our speaker 4. Horny fanart of 2000s silly fake nature documentary the future is wild.
Melty brown faceFurry fanart, the rodent girl has the spider girl on a leash
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Thread: pictures I have drawn that I do not do to please anyone or for anyone to understand and that brings me great joy 1. A cute dog i had in a dream I sat under his nose it was wet he was a good boy 2. Girly little self care tools
Like a land shark with a mace tail idk what to tell youTrans flag ak47 text says, girly little self care tools for girly little self care
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Fix your hearts or die on beach stock image in live laugh love font
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Lena Sideways @sideways.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
For people who like twee millennial versions of things
Fix your hearts or die in keep calm and carry on style. Crown reversed because fuck the British amirite
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