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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 17h

The end result of dinner simmering on the stove for 2.5 hours.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 21h

A bastardized pot of feijoada on the stove simmering for the next hour or so… House smells like fall…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s an immediate turn off if they start talking to the camera, period. Hard stop…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s supposed to hit us tomorrow afternoon and people are already losing their shit. This ain’t the first damn time a gulf coast hurricane has come through. They should know by now it’s just a shit fuckton of rain.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Well I’m glad my suspicions were correct about DiNozzo returning…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not even 10 minutes into the season premiere of NCIS, and I already want to see Laroche get dead posthaste. Fucking prick…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Start on the back and slowly move my way to the front. 😈

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Psh, please... Nothing you can do to shock us...

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ok I’m shocked but not shocked. I’ve managed to drop almost 12lb in the span of 3 weeks. If I keep this up but a bit slower, I can get back to 250 in no time. And be able to fit into shirts that won’t look like tent awnings hanging off my gut.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you ever had the DVD of that movie, one of the menu transitions was the cow on a rope swiping across the screen mooing like mad. It was HILARIOUS!

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You need something to wind down your mind, like a job so you’re moving around and actively doing things. End of the day you will be tired no matter what.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Better make sure that you only use distilled water in it, or you’ll regret it fucking up.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When Covid shut down the fucking country years ago I couldn’t go to the barbershop so I just said fuckit and got one of the Leaf 3 blade safety razors. Kept my head shaved up until last year.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Most of the time here you’ll pull an old rotten boot or tire out with the hook…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Share a villain or villainess you find sexy… If evil then why so hot, huh?

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m not a needy bitch, I’m just here collecting on the mental debt you’ve taken out on me over the span of a decade or more…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do it, but don’t be a creep about it. Simple as that.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well after this weekend’s errands and lunch with my best friend, determined that I cannot eat red meat any longer. Sucks because I ate that steak and now regret it.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your head is salt/pepper, your goatee starts out dark auburn and progresses to gray. It’s kinda cool…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I seriously doubt that grey sweatpants season will hit here in the South until sometime in December. It’s still hovering close to 85° during the day.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That guy is a certified wackadoo… He needs to just STFU and GTFO. We don’t want him nor did we ask for him.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok, watched last week’s episode of ST: Strange New Worlds and currently watching the finale… Have I been blind or did they make Spock’s pants damn near compression tights last week? Because holy shit!

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Really Sassy

ALT: Really Sassy

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And he’s been a twat in every role he’s played. So well to the point it leads me to believe he’s a rampant asshole.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She looks like a fat version of the demon dogs in Ghostbusters…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anytime I’m asking any questions in an email I always end it with “Please advise…” because it’s blunt, direct, and offers no ulterior motive. That “blessed day” and “morning kind sir” being sent to me will get you cussed the fuck out so fast,

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have that color pair in my collection.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

HSV has plenty but unfortunately they’re all hidden away and/or damn near impossible to communicate with.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Where did you see these? Because I’m the obtuse motherfucker that would buy them just to low key discourage people coming to my house to eat.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a few pairs of those when they were available in a varying number of colors. Now it’s just navy/black/grey…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Late eating my breakfast of berry skyr and grape nuts…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Glad I can recharge my insulin pump in about 15 minutes while it’s still connected to me. I normally do it every Sunday when I swap sensors/infusion set, but forgot last week and it warned me at 25%.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Starting of the pasta sauce I’m making for this week’s meal prep. Yeah it looks green because it’s got spinach in it, mixed vegetables, mirepoix and mushrooms in it. And some ground beef.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If it wasn’t for the fact it wouldn’t fit in my garage with the Ioniq 9, I would gladly make an offer on it. We owned one when I was a kid and I miss that land yacht.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So I started this early this morning. Had to make some adjustments to my insulin pump to compensate. Long road ahead…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Everyone said I was stupid for buying an EV, yet here yall are spending upwards of $4.25/gal for fuel when I spend about $6/week in electricity and have far better acceleration rate than most ICE vehicles do.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

LOL I never leave my sunroof open, not even in the garage… Damn car will bitch at me through the app repeatedly… Can’t even leave the doors unlocked or the window cracked when it’s 100° outside.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My neighbors kids are disruptive as fuck. So when the outside noise gets above a certain level, the “mosquito noise” automatically kicks on with that directional speaker and progressively increases in volume until they STFU.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Working on a SAN today for a sandbox project and I had to create a disk pool. So naturally I named it “Gene”. My boss just looked at me like…

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Ice Cube Confused Meme Reaction

ALT: Ice Cube Confused Meme Reaction

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man I do not know what it was that I ate recently that has made my gut go into sheer revolt. I’ve been around corpses with decomp that weren’t this heinous. And not to mention how painful it is…

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

After being forced to do it for 3 years at my last job I just learned to start the clock on a case, go take a shit, have a vape, get some coffee, then work on it.

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ok I’m really diggin the new glasses ya sexy bastard!! 😈

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Sidmund... AKA David @sidbyrde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My only concern with updating my phone was the Minimed app that controls my insulin pump. But they released a statement last week stating the app was validated for iOS 27.

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