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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11m
FRIDAY NOON CHAOS!!!!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
Nothing but typos this morning!!! WOOO!! Davidson and THE. BLUE. HOSE. have been moved up also.
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Due to incoming weather, Davidson at Presbyterian on Saturday, Oct. 10 has been moved up 5.5 hours and will now kickoff at noon ET on ESPN+.
8:38 AM • 10/9/26 • 1.5K Views
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
Sorry that was Charleston Southern above. This one is The Citadel and ETSA.
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Due to expected weather, ETSU at The Citadel on Saturday, Oct. 10 has been moved up two hours and will now kickoff at noon ET on Nexstar and ESPN+.
9:38 AM • 10/9/26 • 986 Views
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
The Citadel and South Carolina State
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Due to incoming weather, South Carolina State at Charleston Southern on Saturday, Oct. 10 has been moved up six hours and will now kickoff at noon ET on ESPN+.
9:42 AM • 10/8/26 • 4.7K Views
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
KICKOFF TIME CHANGE THREAD 🧵 GOES HERE.
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Due to expected weather, Rice at East Carolina on Saturday, Oct. 10 has been moved up three hours and will now kickoff at 1:00pm ET / noon CT on
ESPN+.
9:40 AM • 10/9/26 • 3K Views
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
For Gods Sakes no, honey. We can't go to the Farmer's Market. The European Men's Club Flag Football Champions Bowl is in Round Robin play. I am NOT missing it.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2h
It’s Friday Night and it’s time for some ACC! Does this Florida State and Louisville smell ok to you?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h
USF 24, UTSA 31
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h
They are playing two VERY different games and both are on fire.
Game Stats	South Alabama	Arkansas State
First Downs
18	26
Rushing Attempts
37	23
Rushing Yards
258	82
Rushing Avg
7.0	3.6
Receptions
6	27
Receiving Yards
76	352
Receiving Avg
12.7	13.0
Passing Yards
76	352
Pass C-A-I
6-10-0	27-37-2
Plays-Yards
47-334	60-434
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h
98 combined points. 12:34 left in the game. Second highest scoring game in FBS so far this year. They're chasing Colorado State @ UTSA from Week 4 that had 104 total points.
South Alabama
3-2
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4th Quarter
12:34
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Arkansas State
2-3
Team Names	1	2	3	4	T
South Alabama	14	20	15	7	56
Arkansas State	7	21	7	7	42
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
The highest scoring first half in NCAA football so far this year was in D3. Baldwin Wallace scored 63 points in the half on Bethany, so got 18. That's a total of 81.
Bethany (WV) (1-1 , 0-0) -VS- Baldwin Wallace (1-0 , 0-0)
Team	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	Total
Bethany (WV)	6	12	8	0	26
Winner Baldwin Wallace	28	35	14	7	84
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
That's 62 first half points. That's the highest scoring first half in FBS so far this year.
THE WILDEST FIRST HALVES OF 2026
Top 10 highest-combined scoring first halves in FBS games this season.
Week	Matchup (Away @ Home)	1H Score (Away - Home)	Total 1H Pts	Final Score
3	North Texas @ Texas State	28 - 28	56	35 - 49
4	Colorado State @ UTSA	21 - 35	56	45 - 59
2	Western Kentucky @ Georgia	6 - 49	55	20 - 70
1	Florida Atlantic @ Florida	14 - 38	52	21 - 66
4	Florida Atlantic @ UL Monroe	35 - 17	52	45 - 17
5	Marshall @ James Madison	14 - 38	52	17 - 45
5	Maryland @ Nebraska	23 - 28	51	23 - 48
5	Oregon State @ Colorado State	35 - 14	49	56 - 26
3	Florida State @ Alabama	21 - 26	47	36 - 50
4	James Madison @ Old Dominion	30 - 17	47	46 - 20
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15h
I love everything about this.
WKu band member with big red plushie
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15h
Western Kentucky’s game week ops guy shows up and you know it’s gonna be bad.
Silver surfer
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15h
THE FUN BELT IS ON FIRE 🔥 IN JONESBORO (it’s actually halftime)
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2nd & 10
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4 plays, 73 yards, 0:52
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Touchdown
2 plays, 15 yards, 0:09
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Interception
1 play, O yards, 0:08
Touchdown
6 plays, 28 yards, 2:01
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28 21
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Fumble
2 plays, 3 yards, 0:45
Touchdown
4 plays, 74 yards, 1:39
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USA ARST
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Touchdown
10 plays, 57 yards, 5:16
Punt
3 plays, 7 yards, 1:24
Touchdown
7 plays, 86 yards, 3:30
1ST QUARTER
Touchdown
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15h
Arkansas State and South Alabama have been trading long TD drives.
long TD drives.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
The returner sheds a tackle the same time the side judge trucks someone 😂
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
Rowdy the Roadrunner is putting pies in the faces of South Florida fans and Matt Barrie threatens violence on Rowdy if he tried this on him.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
100 YARD KICKOFF RETURN TD FOR USA
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
Big Red in a Red Convertible (if only it was a little red corvette)
Big Red in a Red Convertible
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
An honest to god Thursday night Quadbox.
Quadbox
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h
THE FRESNO STATE BEER BONE 🦴 It debuts this weekend.
THE FRESNO STATE BEER BONE 🦴
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK A FORMER HISTORIC BIG EAST RIVALRY CANDLE 🆚 KEELER IT’S HOMECOMING AT THE LINC UCONN 🆚 TEMPLE
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK

A FORMER HISTORIC BIG EAST RIVALRY

CANDLE 🆚 KEELER

IT’S HOMECOMING AT THE LINC

UCONN 🆚 TEMPLE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h
The Sickos Committee Weekly Game Watch List Rankings - Week 6 Please keep in mind this is a forecast and we will monitor if conditions change during the games. WE RANK FBS 🆚 FBS GAMES ONLY WARNING ‼️ GAMES RANKED 2 - 19
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The Sickos Committee
Weekly Game Watch List
Week 6
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19. Virginia Tech at Cal (ACCtion)
18. Iowa State at BYU (Friday)
17. Iowa at Washington (Friday)
16. Eastern Michigan at Akron
15. Texas A&M at Missouri
14. Wake Forest at NC State (CW ACCtion)
13. Minnesota at Purdue
12. Ragin Cajuns at Louisiana Tech
11. Syracuse at Virginia (ACCtion)
10. Florida State at Louisville (Friday ACCtion)
9. Arizona at West Virginia
8. Tulane at Army
7. Sacramento State at Bowling Green
6. USC at Penn State (On NBC, where everyone can watch)
5. South Florida at UTSA (Thursday)
4. Illinois at Michigan State (Grunting Dad Bowl)
3. Nevada at UTEP
2. Miami (OH) at UMass
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h
The Sickos Committee Weekly Game Watch List Rankings - Week 6 Please keep in mind this is a forecast and we will monitor if conditions change during the games. WE RANK FBS 🆚 FBS GAMES ONLY WATCH Games Ranked 20-37
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The Sickos Committee
Weekly Game Watch List
Week 6
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Sickos Committee Alert System
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37. UCF at Oklahoma State
36. Hawal'1 at Arizona State (Late Night in Tempe)
35. UAB at Memphis (Battle for the Bones)
34. LSU at Kentucky
33. North Dakota State at UNLV (Only on the CW)
32. South Carolina at Florida
31. Washington State at Utah State (Friday CW Action)
30. Missouri State at Western Kentucky (Thurday)
29. Coastal Carolina at Marshall
28. Old Dominion at App State
27. Boise State at Fresno State (Only on the CW)
26. Central Michigan at Ohio
25. Wyoming at San Jose State (Friday)
24. Houston at Kansas State
23. San Diego state at Oregon state
22. North Carolina at Pitt
21. Tulsa at Navy
20. South Alabama at Arkansas State (Thurday)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h
The Sickos Committee Weekly Game Watch List Rankings - Week 6 Please keep in mind this is a forecast and we will monitor if conditions change during the games. WE RANK FBS 🆚 FBS GAMES ONLY Advisory 🧵 ⬇️ Games Ranked 38-56
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Weekly Game Watch List
Week 6
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56. Maryland at Ohio State
55. Charlotte at North Texas
54. Stanford at Notre Dame
53. Ball State at Northwestern
52. Kansas at Utah
51. Air Force at NIU
50. Texas at Oklahoma (Red River Tussle)
49. Sam Houston at Liberty (Thursday)
48. Tennessee at Arkansas
47. Ole Miss at Vanderbilt
46. Rice at East Carolina
45. Indiana at Nebraska
44. ULM BYE WEEK MENTIONED
43. Kent State at Western Michigan
42. Buffalo at Toledo
41. James Madison at Georgia Southern
40. UCLA at Oregon
39. Georgia at Alabama (Actual Weather Alert)
38. Duke at Georgia Tech (Actual Weather Alert)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
FINALLY THE ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO RECEIVING VOTES - 🔍 Including Absolut Pickle, Jim Mora Jr, AP Voters, MACtion, the Marist Bouncy Castle and so much more!!
ALsohe SECKOS Poll Also Receiving Votes Also October Poll
Absolut Pickle 7, AL West 7, Brown 7, Case Keenum 7, Connacht Rugby 7, Cristiano Ronaldo 7, Detroit Maulers 7, DuPage 7, Freshman Wide Receivers 7, Games that start 7 p.m. Pacific or later 7, Ice Cream Sundaes 7, Jamal Roberts 7, Kobe Hernandez-Foster 7, Laval Rouge et Or 7, Matt Rhule 7, Mesh Point 7, NC Wesleyan 7, NFL 7, Philadelphia Phillies 7, Scrappy The Owl 7, Simulating Using the Restroom 7, Southern 7, Stony Brook 7, Tampa Bay Rays 7, Taylor Mouser 7, North Carolina Central 7, New York Yankees 7, Philadelphia Flyers 7, North Alabama 7, NEC 7, Brian Ferentz 6, Chelsea FC 6, Colin Klein 6, Crowd Surfing 6, Edmonton Oilers 6, Formula 1 6, Geese 6, Hilbert 6, Jim Mora Jr 6, LA Chargers 6, Manny Diaz 6, Nicholls 6, Norwich City 6, Oakland Roots 6, Ohio Dominican 6, Palmer Williams 6, Premier League 6, Punts 6, Rocky Top 6, Sam Houston 6, Soccerroos 6, Sweater Weather 6, Tennessee Tech 6, Towson 6, Benedictine College 6, Mason Heintschel 6, Oberlin 6, Mike Norvell 6, Pioneer League 6, Tennessee Titans 6, Georgia Southern 6, Wing-T 6, Big East 5, Boston Red Sox 5, Cache la Poudre River 5, Calgary Flames 5, Chattanooga 5, Clayface 5, College of Wooster 5, Elmhurst University 5, FSU Power Outage 5, Gavin Freeman 5, Hofstra 5, Los Angeles Chargers 5, MACtion 5, Manchester United 5, NJIT 5, North Carolina A&T 5, Samford 5, Scott Frost 5, Scripted Drives 5, Spain Men's National Soccer
Team 5, Star Detective Precure 5, Strawberry Creek Studios 5, Wisconsin-Eau Claire 5, 13-9 4, AP Ballots 4, Chaos 4, Charleston Southern 4, Collegiate Cephalopod Association 4, Eastern Washington 4, Elk Sausage 4, Everton 4, FIU 4, Jimmy Sexton 4, JJ Peterka 4, Lafayette 4, Liverpool FC 4, Minnesota Vikings 4, Pat Verbeek 4, Redlands 4, Rhode Island 4, South Dakota School of Mines 4, Southern Utah 4, St. Mary's (NS) 4, The Triple Option 4, Trea Turner 4, Trinidad Chambliss
4, Two Minute Timeout 4, USA Network 4, Zay Flowers 4, Howa…
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
THE ALSO ALSO ALSO RECEIVING VOTES - Including Manchester City, Monmouth, Midgame firings, Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft City, the smell of fresh cut grass, timekeepers, beveled liberty bibberty and many others!
aLsone SECKOS Poll Also Receiving Votes
October Poll
Kevin Kane 19, UTRGV 19, Jet Lag: The Game 19, B1G West 19, Rocco Becht 19, New York Jets 19, Manchester City 19, Southern Illinois 18, Cadillac F1 18, Georgetown 18, Ferrari F1 18, Monmouth 18, Northern Arizona 17, College Gameday 17, Colorado School of Mines 17, Louisiana 17, Merrimack 17, Weather Delays 17, Judson 17, Presbyterian 17, Liberty 16, Arkansas State 16, Holy Cross 16, New Ryan Field 16, Tottenham Hotspur 16, Max Verstappen 15, Colgate 15, USMNT 15, Bucknell 15, Grambling State 15, Roofs 15, Olivia Miles 14, Philadelphia Eagles 14, UAB 14, East Texas A&M 14, Missouri State 14, Midgame Firings 14, Milwaukee Brewers 14, Patriot League 14, Eastern Illinois 14, UNLV 14, Morehead State 14, Elon 14, Jesse Legree 13, Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City 13, East Carolina 13, Pittsburg State 13, Central Connecticut 13, Cornell 13, Lincoln Riley 13, Florida A&M 12, Las Vegas Raiders 12, American Conference 12, Brighton and Hove Albion 12, Colin Simmons 12, International Breaks 12, Florida Atlantic 12, Jayden Daniels 12, Detroit Red Wings 12, UTSA 12, Big Noon Saturday 11, Kennesaw State 11, Western Illinois 11, Lindenwood 11, New Hampshire 11, Troy 11, Indiana State 11, South Florida 11, Bridgewater State 10, Ferdinand Magellan 10, Gavroche Thenardier 10, Hillsdale College 10, Ken Jennings 10, Lewis & Clark College 10, Louisiana Tech 10, Madonna 10, Maine Maritime 10, Raymond Comets 10, Saskatchewan Roughriders 10, The Schism of High Level College Rugby: NCR D1 vs USAR DIA 10, Will Stein 10, Cleveland Browns 10, Gonzaga 10, Tyson Summers 10, Sacred Heart 10, Stephen F. Austin 10, Alabama A&M 10, New Mexico State 10, Cabo Verde 9, Derek Phillips 9, Dragapult 9, Elmhurst 9, Ferris State 9, Fordham 9, Inn of the Mountain Gods Resort and Casino 9, Iowa Special Teams 9, Jacksonville State 9, Jeremiah Smith 9, Joey Porter Jr 9, LaGrange College 9, Millersville 9, Murray State 9, Purdue Triathlon 9, Ryan Field 9, Smell Of F…
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
THE ALSO ALSO RECEIVING VOTES - Including West Florida m, Refs, Mississippi Valley State, App State, Cal Poly, the Mountain West, the REDBLACKS, the Kibbie Dome and many others.
asThe SICKOS Poll Also Receiving Votes
October Poll
Bill Belichick 53, West Florida 53, Oregon 52, Refs 52, Mississippi Valley State 52, North Texas 50, Baylor 50, Rice 49, Kansas State 48, Appalachian State 48, Cal Poly 47, Valparaiso 46, Abilene Christian 46, Albany 44, TCU 43, Mercyhurst 43, Arizona 43, Texas State 42, Villanova 41, Kent State 40, Arizona State 40, Georgia State 39, Alcorn State 39, Mountain West 39, Drake 38, Dulse 38, Fresno State 38, Dartmouth 37, James Franklin 37, Norfolk State 36, San Jose State 34, Chicago White Sox 34, Portland State 33, Delaware State 33, Coastal Carolina 32, Tennessee 32, Virginia 32, The Citadel 31, Ohio 31, South Dakota State 31, Dabo Swinney 31, Montana 31, LIU 31, Middle Tennessee 30, Utah State 30, Northwestern state 30, CUSA 29, Northern Iowa 29, Incarnate Word 29, Ottawa REDBLACKS 28, William & Mary
28, Bahrain GP at Malaysia 28, Chip Kelly 28, VMI 28, Matt Campbell 28, Youngstown State 28, Utah 28, Nevada 26, John Mateer 26, Slippery Rock 26, St. Thomas 26, Dayton 25, Holt Arena 25, Pat Narduzzi 25, Central Arkansas 25, Maine 25, Texas Tech 24, Kibbie Dome 24, Austin Peay 24, Deion Sanders 23, Duquesne 23, The Little Brown Jug 23, SMU 23, Marist 22, Robert Morris 22, North Dakota 22, Campbell 22, South Dakota 22, Clock Operators 21, Mike Locksley 21, Bryce Underwood 21, Buffalo 21, Marshall 21, Illinois State 21, B1G Replay 21, Yale 21, UTEP 21, Lanterns 20, Bethune-Cookman 20, Memphis 20, Princeton 20,
West Georgia 20, Ivy League 20, Gardner-Webb 20
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
THE ALSO RECEIVING VOTES - Inclding the PAC-12, Chicago State, Harvard, Cal, Oregon State, New Mexico and many others!
The SICKOS Poll
Also Receiving Votes
October Poll
Purdue 261, South Carolina 250, Florida State 243, PJ Fleck 241, UConn 239, Wake Forest 235, USC 223, LSU 218, Cal 212, Florida 210, Pac-12 205, Chicago State 192, Harvard 173, Bowling Green 171, Oregon State 170, Indiana 167, UCLA 164, MAC 159, Oklahoma 155, New Mexico 153, Kentucky 149, Wisconsin 148, Texas A&M 143, Akron 143, Missouri 140, Boise State 134, Texas 133, Georgia 132, Iowa State 132, West Virginia
132, San Diego State 132, Stanford 128, Northern Illinois 127, Syracuse 125, Mississippi State 125, Miami (FL) 124, Ole Miss 122, James Madison 121, Temple 119, Big Ten 119, Alabama 118, Louisville 114, Tulsa 114, Notre Dame 112, Boston College 110, ACC 109, Georgia Tech 109, Illinois 108, Navy 105, Ohio State 105, Virginia Tech 10, Monster Energy Big 12 100, One Second Left 96, Michigan State 96, Washington 95, Idaho State 92, Big Sky 88, Lane Kiffin 87, Miami (OH) 85, Air Force 79, Houston 77, Kansas 74, Vanderbilt 74, Army 73, Montana State 72, Wyoming 71, Washington State 70, Auburn 69, Cincinnati 68, Delaware 68, UCF 65, Toledo 65, Central Michigan 64, BYU 61, SEC 57, Tarleton State 57, Western Kentucky 57, Tulane 53, Arkansas-Pine Bluff 53, Ball State 53
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
THE VOTING BREAKDOWNS OF THE TOP 25
The SICKOS
College Football
October Top 25

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UMass (133)
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Michigan (47)

1295
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Rutgers (19)
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Penn State (18)
10
787
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Iowa (14)
2
779
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Northwestern (14)
25
773
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North Dakota State (11)
9
718

8. 堡 Idaho (9)

668
9.
Western Michigan (18)
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667
10.
North Carolina (12)
1
573
11.
Sacramento State (7)
3
509
12.
Colorado (5)
24
495
13.
NC State (10)

486
14.
Minnesota (8)
....
467
15.
Arkansas (6)

465
16.
Hawaii (4)

427

17. UM
ULM (6)
23
413
18.
Colorado State (6)

380

19. 'Pitt
• Pitt (7)
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359

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Clemson (4)

349

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Eastern Michigan (5)
20
315

22. 5 Oklahoma State (5)
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314
23.
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Nebraska (6)
15
273
24.
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Maryland (4)

264
25.
+ Charlotte (3)
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264
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h
PRESENTING THE SICKOS COMMITTEE OCTOBER POLL. NEARLY 600-1,000 BALLOTS SUBMITTED (including many incompletes 😂) BY YOU HERE’S SICKOS COMMITTEE TOP 30 - WE HAVE A NEW #1!!!!! As always the rest of the list is 🧵 ⬇️
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22h
In our Dad Noise Game of the Week it’s Illinois at Michigan State.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
NEW POD - WEEK 6 Preview - we try to pick our Sickos Game of the Week, UConn at Temple, Miami OH at UMass, don’t let PJ Fleck steal the drum Purdue, ACC Friday Night Special, we’re looking NDSU, and we reveal our Top 25 Sickos October Poll & so much more!! open.spotify.com/episode/1GKE...
Week Six Preview: One Beth Two Beth
Red Beth Blue Beth
the sickos committee podcast,
The Sickos Committee Podcast
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the sickos mmitte
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Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, Lord of the Spreadsheets Kevin and Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production, Arthur. We preview Week 6, Ghostbusters fits with GO RUTGERS, we try to determine our Sickos Game of the Week, UConn and Temple, UMass and Miami OH, what is USC at Penn State doing up here? Why are we trash talking the sound at the Alamodome USF?
PJ Fleck vs Purdue and he's gonna steal the drum stop him Purdue Pete, FSU at Louisville in an ACC Friday Night Special, Cuse goes to Meet Virginia, Wake at N State, the sneakiness of Nevada at UTEP, the DAD NOISE GAME OF THE WEEK it's Illinois at Michigan State, we talk way too much about lowa at Washington late Friday night, we're looking at you NDSU at UNLV, UNC at Pitt, Tulane at Army is going to take 37 minutes to finish, 5-0 INDIANA AT 5-0 NEBRASKA will Lanterns help Matt Rhule? OUR SICKOS TOP 25 OCTOBER POLL REVEAL and oh so much, much more!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
FIU’s kicker nailed a FIFTH FG for tonight.
FIU FIELD GOALS
KICKER
TIME
DIST
RESULT
R.Czeremcha
2nd-02:29
40
GOOD
R. Czeremcha
3rd-09:53
52
GOOD
R. Czeremcha
3rd-03:04
33
GOOD
R. Czeremcha
4th-10:12
21
GOOD
R.Czeremcha
4th-01:06
48
GOOD
TOTAL
5-5
LONG OF 52
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
PICKLE STEWART
PICKLE
STEWART
§ Florida International Panthers • #18 • LB
CLASS
Sophomore
HT/WT
6'1", 230 Ibs
BIRTHPLACE
Atlanta, GA
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
They call me Boogie Woods the Third
BOOGIE
WOODS III
3 Kennesaw State Owls • #24 • RB
CLASS
HT/WT
BIRTHPLACE
Sophomore
5'10", 197 Ibs
Jacksonville, FL
Follow
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
HOOTY HOO 🦉 Kennesaw State leads 23-14 on one of the most delayed touchdowns signals
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
We had an actual wild goose chase at Kennesaw State in the first half.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
FIU VICE is delayed until 7:09pm Central.
Sickos committee Vice
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2026
One thing that makes the Marching Southerners unique is the 20J tuba. If you don’t know - tubas don’t march their concert instruments. They usually march sousaphones (the ones that wrap around the body) or contras (on the shoulder). Jax State marches these beasts.
Big ass tubas
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
Happy 110th anniversary to Georgia Tech 222, Cumberland 0.
Georgia Tech 222
Cumberland 0
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
We’re ready too.
Sickos Committee VICE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
Pitbull Stadium is ready for Vice.
FIU Vice field
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
How do we calculate DETMER? Glad you asked!
Infographic graphic titled "The Detmer Formula: Downfield Eventful Throwing Metric Encouraging Rippin' It". The top features an algebraic equation averaging attempts, completions, and yards per game relative to league medians. The bottom left defines the acronym: Downfield means lots of yards, Eventful means touchdowns and picks, Throwing means they don't call it roughing the scrambler, Metric makes it sound smarter, Encouraging means we are optimists, and Rippin' it means just sling that ball around. The bottom right features a photo of Ty Detmer alongside his legendary stats of 5,188 yards, 41 touchdowns, and 28 interceptions.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
The D3 DETMER Leaders through Week 5. Slinging it across the country in all divisions.
1
Trey Feeney
Saint John's
MIAC
4
1311
19
3
127
162
6.894121
2
Jake Blice
Hendrix
SCAC
4
1470
16
5
98
142
6.617532
3
Levi Murphey
Neb. Wesleyan
American Rivers
3
852
6
7
69
128
6.557556
4
Mikey Maloney
Mount Union
OAC
4
1170
11
8
82
135
5.937070
5
Aaron Filips
CWRU
PAC
2
568
7
3
50
64
5.918010
6
Joe Tenta
Marietta
OAC
4
1050
9
8
87
145
5.541399
7
Marshall Kmiecik
Franklin
HCAC
3
864
9
5
59
107
5.540808
8
Jackson Alcorn
Aurora
NACC
4
1076
9
8
79
150
5.476629
9
Jake Phillips
Saint Vincent
PAC
3
719
10
5
58
106
5.420316
10
Caleb Romano
Geneva
PAC
4
977
6
9
81
136
4.998984
11
Daniel Avila
Olivet
Michigan Intercol. Ath. Assn.
3
903
11
2
74
108
4.722858
12
Jaxon Schreiber
Mt. St. Joseph
HCAC
4
1170
16
3
74
135
4.589517
241
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
The D2 DETMER Leaders through Week 5. Small college chaos is undefeated.
1
Kaden Brown
Midwestern St.
Lone Star
5
1883
14
5
132
188
7.5388833
2
Donnie Smith
Northeastern St.
DII Independent
6
1805
14
7
152
231
6.7508999
3
Gunnar Hensley
Augustana
NSIC
6
2195
18
4
149
235
6.6442859
4
Ben Harris
Emporia St.
Mid-America Intercollegiate
2
539
3
3
52
83
6.5561617
5
Will Howell
Sul Ross St.
Lone Star
5
1383
12
6
113
190
6.4636553
6
Jordan Pachot
Central Mo.
Mid-America Intercollegiate
5
1628
10
5
129
200
6.0502762
7
Jeb Walls
Shorter
Conference Carolinas
4
905
10
5
81
138
5.8914705
8
Eric Gibson
California
PSAC
5
1028
9
8
101
175
5.7879956
9
Bradyn Little
Quincy
GLVC
5
1285
14
5
101
161
5.7305002
10
Bobby Bacon
Pittsburg St.
Mid-America Intercollegiate
3
601
5
6
49
83
5.5787573
11
Sam Jones
Fort Lewis
RMAC
3
752
2
5
76
117
5.5724498
12
Carson Nagle
Lock Haven
PSAC
2
359
3
4
32
59
5.3215558
321
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
The FCS DETMER Leaders through Week 5. Full top 12 attached.
1
Dante Reno
Yale
Ivy League
2
752
9
1
52
82
8.6294851
2
Riley Warzynski
Drake
Pioneer
5
1746
12
5
150
250
7.3002888
3
Jaylon Tolbert
Alcorn State
SWAC
6
1882
18
7
138
211
6.9878735
4
Jax Leatherwood
Tennessee Tech
SoCon
5
1448
15
3
122
183
5.6119660
5
Chase Goodwin
Columbia
Ivy League
3
975
5
3
83
140
5.5959709
6
Casey Bullock
Davidson
Pioneer
6
1511
10
8
143
249
5.5311322
7
Emmett Brown
Incarnate Word
Southland
5
1426
7
7
119
199
5.4633681
8
Gabe Downing
Portland St.
Big Sky
3
614
4
5
62
111
5.0656484
9
Kamden Sixkiller
Campbell
CAA
6
1675
14
5
139
207
5.0211220
10
Jordan Cooke
Idaho St.
Big Sky
5
1396
13
4
100
164
4.9598866
11
Nate Dahle
Weber St.
Big Sky
6
1319
14
8
91
186
4.8059094
12
Andrew Indorf
Towson
CAA
6
1542
15
5
123
179
4.6685471
441
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
THE DETMER FORMULA — THROUGH WEEK 5 Our Sickos metric measuring quarterbacks who sling it downfield without a care. Oklahoma State's Drew Mestemaker tops the FBS leaderboard. Full top 12 attached.
Drew Mestemaker
Oklahoma St.
Big 12
4
1271
11
5
95
141
6.1690857
2
Kevin Jennings
SMU
ACC
5
1588
14
5
117
156
5.2787745
3
Steve Angeli
Syracuse
ACC
3
731
4
5
57
104
5.0832300
4
Kamario Taylor
Mississippi St.
SEC
5
1450
17
4
102
154
4.8600347
5
JJ Kohl
FIU
Conference USA
4
1065
5
6
80
140
4.8456648
6
Braden Atkinson
Oregon St.
Pac-12
5
1848
16
2
137
197
4.7848996
7
Malik Washington
Maryland
Big Ten
5
1288
7
6
124
198
4.6753002
8
Landyn Locke
Sam Houston
Conference USA
4
1168
11
3
96
145
4.6659535
9
DJ Lagway
Baylor
Big 12
3
860
8
2
71
133
4.6265969
10
Luke Weaver
San Jose St.
Mountain West
5
1278
11
5
106
171
4.3691900
11
Byrum Brown
Auburn
SEC
5
1055
7
7
104
159
4.2945711
8294
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/10/2026
Love how we’re getting tagged into weather related colllege football scenarios. Time to change our logo this week to the Sickos Weather Service. We’re sending Commish out to the middle of the storm to report on this one.
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