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SicJake

@sicjake.pressb.org
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Podcaster, retro gamer, daddy, Canadian. PressBToCancel.com YouTube.com/@pressbtocancel YouTube.com/@sicjake

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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 24/09/2026
Gotta be better than Dr Pepper
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 19/09/2026
Was going to share Dexerto article on Disney+ updating TOS to allow ads on all plans but JFC their site is a sign of the times. Anyway fuck Disney+
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 18/09/2026
Valheim continues to be awesome. Love the new animated cutscene on killing the boss.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 12/09/2026
I lingered just a hair too long on an ad for AI generated dramas about people with fingers for heads, and now my FYP is forever cursed on Tiktok. Gotten 5 more in like 20 minutes No one wants this, no one.
Woman with a finger for a head wearing a Diet Hellraiser black chained helmet covering her entire face and eyes angrily shouting at the pretty finger head girl in her classPretty girl in classroom with a finger nail for a head. The nail is decorated with pearls and silver. I say again, her head is just a giant finger.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 08/09/2026
21. Tetris Effect Giving Tetris a score as a video game is like trying to review Chess as a board game. Both transcend their medium. Either way, didn't realize I hadn't rolled credits until tonight. Excellent gameplay, music, visuals. Amazing experience 5/5 🎆
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 01/08/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 01/08/2026
Energon fries cause it's Transformers day 🙃
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 31/07/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 28/07/2026
20. Forza Horizon 6 Best driving, controls, gameplay experience I've ever had in a racing game. More cars than I'll ever use. Player built tunings and paint jobs are great. Last wrist band is a grind. Japan setting is wasted with this Spring break travel theme. 4.5/5 🚘
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 22/07/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 20/07/2026
No I don't have a controller problem, YOU have a problem. Also open box on eBay for 40CAD was a steal. Also works out of the box on the Mister. I just need to swap out switches
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 19/07/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 16/07/2026
@firehair12000.bsky.social @turboshawn.com Game Mess podcast segment suggestion "is this Fatal Fury character new or existing?"
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 15/07/2026
Number 1 baby!
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 14/07/2026
Just make your own, or get one of the other ps5 sticks 🤧
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 29/06/2026
18. Star Fox Made me reflect on 💵 value vs playtime. Too short for most; for me, the definitive way to play Star Fox. Path based cutscenes were great; dialogue tone/script changes were not. Gameplay incredibly faithful to the rock solid N64 original. Is this what the Ocarina remake will be? 4/5 🦊
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 29/06/2026
17. 007 First Light Expected Hitman with martinis; got thrilling spy movie instead. Separation of gunplay & fisticuffs is clever. Opening montage inspired. Excellent visuals, music, stellar acting. Bawma will return, but a single play for me. Give IOI the keys to the franchise. 4/5 🍸
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 29/06/2026
16. Mina the Hollower Zelda x Souls inspiration clear, but carves its own Victorian Industry vibe. Large map, clever dungeon mechanics. Tricky platforming while dodging enemies unnecessarily frustrating. Won't redefine it's genre like Shovel Knight but a well crafted title. Modifier menu 👩‍🍳🤌 3.5/5 💡
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 24/06/2026
Usually I don't like the pink goo, but this place it's pretty great.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 23/06/2026
Ming coming at you with a stop sign is one of my favorite wrestling game moments. It's a gem
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 17/06/2026
What level is this?
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 29/05/2026
Patreon, could you just bloody not? The world doesn't need another Facebook. You already make money off monthly donos which is more than most online companies. Take it and don't ruin a barely tolerable platform.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 28/05/2026
16. Bioshock Infinite A real trip returning to Columbia after 13 years. Enjoyed the gear system, powers and combat more than my first playthru. There are narrative elements that aged poorly, or maybe were never appropriate to begin with. Twisting factions really struck a nerve. 3.5/5🇺🇸
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 27/05/2026
Love leverless! I've since moved my Mister into an arcade1up cab but for the longest while I had it built into this arcade stick, complete with HDMI and power ports. Easily the weirdest controller I've had. Nowadays I use an 8bitdo Arcade Controller but I swapped the switches for lighter ones.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from a photo you already have in your phone.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 14/05/2026
15. Starfield Starts slow, but the action picks up with impactful gunplay. Interesting ideas rooted in Bethesda's DNA (radiant quests, outpost building etc). Ship building is great, but space combat is flat. Enjoyed it, but no desire for the DLC or the New Game+ systems they heavily push. 3/5💫
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 11/05/2026
14. Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred Revamped skill trees while still hand holding, opens up fun build variety. Campaign brings a satisfying end to Mephisto's arc with story beats hard hitting. Expanded endgame tweaking welcome, but levelling turbo pacing dampens story boss moments. 3.5/5 👹
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 04/05/2026
Bots, scalpers right? There can't have been THAT much demand. I just wanted to see import fees/delivery costs
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 03/05/2026
Cat for your timeline in these trying times.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 02/05/2026
I made mashed potatoes with cheese, horseradish, and carmalized onions. Easily the best thing on my plate all week. @tommyreinking.bsky.social you should give this a try.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 02/05/2026
12. Titanium Court I don't want to talk about it.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 28/04/2026
11. Vampire Crawlers Poncle's follow up to VS is quite the 21 hour trip. Usually bounce off deckbuilders but the hyper paced combat and forgiving combos were a blast. Pixel art and music on par with VS. The UI is a tad clunky tho, and I miss the flavour text. 🤞this gets dlc 4.5/5 🧛
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 15/04/2026
Maybe just take his phone away and give him this instead.
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 14/04/2026
Finally used my Nintendo points for something
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 10/04/2026
Sat April 11 - 8pm EST I'll be doing a stream raising money for Pencils of Promise. Pulling my hair out trying to clear games in a Mario Shuffler 😆 If able to donate or amplify this post I'd appricete it. fundraise.pencilsofpromise.org/PressBToDonate Twitch.tv/PressBToCancel
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 05/04/2026
11. Death Stranding 2 Let Kojima make whatever he wants. 9/10 👶
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 18/03/2026
10. Super Mario 64 20 yrs since I beat it start to finish. At 15 worlds, 120 stars, some even hidden, a huge amount to explore. Interesting moveset, but Caps are boring. Controls defined future 3D platformers, but often infuriating. A tough game, something we don’t see in modern Mario. 8/10 ⭐
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 18/03/2026
9. Star Fox 64 Considering how early a title it was, easily one of the best looking games on the N64. Fantastic music, iconic characters, and rock solid gameplay that rewards skill. Relatively short, the multiple paths and secrets make this one of the console’s best. 9/10 🪐
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 18/03/2026
8. Super Mario Land Another example of the GB hardware having better music than it has any right to. While the physics don’t quite feel right for Mario and it’s a little too short, it’s still an overall fun platformer. Why did Nintendo abandon Mario’s sub and plane? 8/10 🏜️
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 14/03/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 14/03/2026
Fine dining at Union Station
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 12/03/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 11/03/2026
Thanks Blizzard
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 10/03/2026
7. Guilty Gear Advanced Edition Great sprite work from portraits to Baikens pixel cleavage. Full roster and snappy combos, but overkill with how passive the AI is even on 'very hard'. Extras like color edit, tag, and 3v3 all on a GBA cart. While a shame for this franchise, mute the music. 6/10 🎸
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 06/03/2026
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 20/02/2026
6. CiniCross Gritty roguelike picross is the genre I never knew I needed. Taking a chill puzzle game and flipping into a timed gauntlet is quite special. Bosses, items, classes, dozens of unlocks are great. Graphics are very minimal and controller support surprisingly messy. Unique must play 8/10❌
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 17/02/2026
What are your four favorite gaming consoles? #gamesky
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SicJake @sicjake.pressb.org · 16/02/2026
5. Donkey Kong Bananza Graphics, music, destructible environment, and material system all combine for a showcase of the Switch 2 hardware. Game loop is repetitive and combat/bosses feel sloppy. The difficulty spike at the end is frustrating. Spectacle of an end sequence was great. 7.5/10 🍌
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