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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person

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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 11h
What's the opposite of truth serum? Liedocaine.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It might have something to do with the supposedly open strait of Hormuz.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What kind of vegetable has whiskers? A ratish.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the smelliest breakfast? Pop farts.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There once was a guy named Tuh. He was smelly but also lonely. He'd ask people can I come close. They'd say no go far Tuh.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the cousin of cinnamon? Poke' mon.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thing he's not a wierdo
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just like CNN Dallas improves it's coverage with JP Acosta lol.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you think Dart is fragile just wait until you meet JJ.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got my ballot yesterday!
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child rapists are never nice
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Uh we do see him sleeping, golfing, and at constant speaking appearances that do nothing to help the American people.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like deporting smart people, cutting research, and leaking information to our adversaries so they can assassinate our scientist?
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My wife shops here to get one of my favorite treats since they have an olive bar. Non Muslim people shop here too everyone gets along. The only way you find 10 out of 10 people not speaking English is if you are an obvious bigot. Dearborn has bars, a great ham specialty store, colleges with women...
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It isn't proportionally any longer the largest city in Michigan. It's Hantramck, but Dearborn is a bigger city.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I did a quick search for bacon at this very grocer on instacart. Even an ethnic store catering to Islamic people in Dearborn has it in case people really believe they have Sharia law. Dearborn is also not the most Muslim city in Michigan any more they didn't even do that research.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
99 percent tax on assets for all trillion trillionaires.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He puts the t in terrible
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is he upset about Matt Damon not being Greek too?
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Didn't they have to go home early for the crusades too?
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If he attacks Canada with the same level of competency I'm hoping to be annexed as someone in a border state.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That's great we really need people like that now. He was anything but conventional and it was very interesting.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yes he was a fantastic teacher. I have watched it since looking for him.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My 9th grade history teacher was a reenactor in Glory. They used the same actors to play both sides they just filmed it on different days. One guy as a union soldier shoots himself as a confederate.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sounds like maybe they should pull some FBI agents away from redacting the Epstein files to arrest them.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The 911 service in England the queen appeared at the US attendees started singing my country this of thee and got some looks for their ignorance lol. She was still very gracious afterwards and only skipped shaking the hands of the American studentsa waited outside in the front row who weren't white.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Amazing fans and the coolest star of the tournament.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You'd hate to see these criminals get detained anonymously at an ICE center.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Disgusting that people would do that.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The first country we invaded unsuccessfully thankfully versus the first country in the world to recognize US independence.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hopefully he was just on Holiday in Cambodia.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I was today years old when I learned Marx and Engels were ancient vampires. Thousands of years old lol.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This crushing Saudi defeat is brought to you by Aramco #worldcup
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Lord's timing lol. You two had something to do with that baby happening.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We'll let you use all that money you stole from us to permanently go to Mars.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Now that Trump is surrendering to Iran I'm shocked that end times prophecy wasn't fulfilled. I mean you're telling me it wasn't God's plan to attack the country that liberated Judah from the Babylonians and helped rebuild the temple.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
AI hallucination?
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sue them
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He may still not live in Michigan. He claimed a vacant lot as his Michigan residence last time he ran for office.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
SpongeBob has also withdrawn.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If only everyone could be as smart and as happy as Stephen Miller.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I keep ranting that we need more in the states every time the power goes out and the traffic lights don't work.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I've been listening to him a lot lately too.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I really like him.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sending young people off to die to distract from their problem with assaulting girls letting mom's die because doctors are afraid of prosecution, incarceration of family members to make the private prison billionaires more wealthy doesn't seem like family values either.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Yes
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I hope to see him.
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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He was such a unique person. I'm glad you had the chance. It is very sad though.
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