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@siberv.bsky.social

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🔞 40ish he/they, 🏴🚩 stranded in the Great Satan 🇺🇸 (derogatory). Leftist, Queer Liberation not assimilation. Posting from a hole in the ground.

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

oh good heavens

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A single panel from an old Penny Arcade strip, Tycho on the left facing a disheveled (likely homeless) old man on the right. they are in an alley, and the old man is inside a cardboard box. Tycho: No, *seriously*... What are you doing in there? The old man looking down sadly at himself: Touching myself. Touching the rats. Touching myself *with* the rats.

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

the cover of Junji Ito's Cat Diary: YON & MU. it's a black and white ink drawing in Ito's style depicting two cats side by side front and center. The right cat is fluffy with warm loving eyes, contrast that with the left cat, less fluffy, who seems to have an intense stare and sunken eyes

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Adam Romoff is still practicing in the same address where he saw the girls, knowing they were sex trafficked.
Someone might want to give him a call in the publicly available phone number (+1212-44-9300) or pay a visit to his filthy clinic o inquire bout this.
shows Adam Romoff, MD - Obstetrician-Gynecologist in New York. Address 55 E 87th St. #1k, New York, NY 10028, US

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

With alt text

A 4 panel comic taking place in the wild West. 1st panel a dapper man is held at gunpoint by a bandit, the dapper man states "please do t shoot I have kids". Next panel he says "UHNOH NO I'M HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW! MY WATER BROKE", as the panel shows his m-preg belly. Third panel shows the man's baby falling from his pink skirted loins, the baby wielding a gun performs a quick draw and shoots the bandit. Final panel, the dapper man says "guess you fucked with the wrong mamaman", the bandit in the background face down in a pool of his own blood

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Reddit is a magical place

A reddit post titled "Minoxidil Asshole hair jouney"
I decided that I wanted to grow at my anus hairs, honestly it worked but it wasn't worth it, I can feel the turds coming out because the hairs are so long they drag along the turd as I'm taking a shit. Don't do this. Wiping is pointless when dookie gets stuck on all the hair. I don't know how long it is but i'd guess maybe 5 inches long of asshole hair. Maybe I can donate it to make wigs or something. My whole ass is covered in hair now too, I don't know how because I only sprayed my asshole with minoxidil
it's tagged "Journey Update"

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Aw man don't be associating frank side bottom with this

Frank side bottom. Guy with the big round head and bright blue eyes playing a ukulele

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Filthy Frank backed up against a wall, bewildered look, mouth agape, holding a frying pan. The caption says "Confused screaming"

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I'm not clicking on that

a youtube search result item with the picture showing a peppa-pig like character dressed in a police officers uniform starring suspiciously at the caked-up backsides of three other individuals leaned into a hole for each of them (labeled '1, '2', and '3') dressed in black and white stripes (criminal coded in children's cartoons), the title of this "thing" is "Mummy Pig Police Will Be Choose The Right Daddy Pig Theif ??? | Peppa Pig Funny Animation" by channel "people game". I have no more words for this

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

You missed a guy

Old meme of shirtless angry looking Japanese guy shouting and pointing with the phrase in red caps "NO U"

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

had to unlike for a moment and get the screen cap

screenshot of jenny_tightpants responding to a post from The Luxe Libra. Original post is that video of the blond white lady guest on faux news who passed out on camera with the comment "This has been FRYING me all morning [buncha emoji's]. The response to the post is an image of Light Yagami from Death Note writing in the death note, the comment is simply "white women". The number of likes on the post is 666

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

some sad confused looking soyjack (crude ms-paint sketch of a nerdy looking guy) looking at the viewer, as he has just been donned with the "fell for it again award" (a gold medal with a blue ribbon pinned to his chest)

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

added alt text

text only: "Wisconsin needs to arrest, try, and imprison Elon Musk for openly attempting to buy an election and Donny can't pardon State charges. States Rights used for Good."

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The gall of these people screen capped because she still hasn't responded to criticisms

Carole Cadwalldr stating "2. Journalists will be first. But everyone else is next.

How do we know this? Because it always is. It's the authoritarian playbook. Lawsuits are first. Prosecutions are next. America needs to learn these moves fast. It's already later than you think."
with screen cap of excerpt of some drivel stating "Journalists are first, but everyone else is next. Trump has announced multibillion-dollar lawsuits against "the enemy camp": newspapers and publishers. His proposed FBI director is on record as wanting to prosecute certain journalists. Journalists, publishers, writers, academics, are always in the first wave. Doctors, teachers, accountants will be next. Authoritarianism is as predictable as a Swiss train. It's already later than you think."

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

gettin' flash backs

It's that machine, the one that tortures anime girls. no girl is present in this image of the machine, but if you know you know. I guess it's called "Fukouna Shoujo 03". don't look it up, even if you can't see you don't want to know

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

made me think of him looking like this

cartoon parody of Captain Planet flying through the sky, his eyes bugged out, his mouth wide open bearing his teeth, right on the tail of a white bird who is about to be eaten. The cartoon is from the youtube "greasy tales" account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcW7ttZfZ8c

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

His name is Onion, a boy from the cartoon Steven Universe, stands blank faced and looking to just your right, in front of a fire which he had caused by crashing a bike or some shit. He is Onion, he's an agent of chaos, he has like a secret room in his house, beware him

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

oh yeah almost forgot. pulled from www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/The...

blurry screenshot of the bit character "Sarchastro" from 90's cartoon "The Tick". He looks like castro, but he's sarchastic.

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

very funny, if you search google for "the tick "sarchastro"" they'll tell you there are no results. GOOGLE YOU CANNOT CENSOR THE TICK. THE POWER OF SPOON IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO SUPPRESS!

google's search results showing "Your search - **the tick "sarchastro** did not match any documents, with some useless suggestions and a picture of a little google doodle monster guy fishing and whistling

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? (I mean at the right of the pic)

Ivanka Trump (rightmost) casting a smug look towards Donald Trump (leftmost) who has a stupid blank expression of a child who doesn't understand ANYTHING during the sermon of Bishop Marian Edgar Budde's portion of the inaugural service which is a church thing I guess i don't understand this religion and state shit.

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Aw shit do I win a prize? First time in a long time I've gotten an A for anything

Hikikomori score 92, sub category scores are Socialization (86), Isolation (100), and Emotional (100). Bottom note states that "lower is better"

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I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I present to you, The Piss Poet!

likeness of Maia Poet (the "peace" poet) dressed as Piss Master from Rick and Morty (helmet is full of piss). piss

I have no dick, and I must cream @siberv.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

what