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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They have all the pay to win cosmetics n'all

ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

198 million worth of freshening up today Vs Leeds bringing on 40 mil and over half of that is Aaronson just sums up the disparity in the Prem

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thats really the big differential in the Prem, Something needs changing in a game? Arsenal can freshen up with 3 subs costing 166 million, Leeds have to bring on Brendan Aaronson

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sat that to the tattered stinking remains of my hallway carpet god rest its soul

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Have Loaf napping on a box and fuck off outta here

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 09/10/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Beholder Off The Crossbar, Magic Erection Issues, Backflipping Metal Lady, Ronson Tap In Again, Give Us Money Ikea, Fantasy Bakeoff, Boaty Returns and some other things in Ep 143: Specific Rims Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 143: Specific Rims

Beholder Off The Crossbar, Magic Erection Issues, Backflipping Metal Lady, Ronson Tap In Again, Give Us Money Ikea, Fantasy Bakeoff, Boaty Returns and some other things Bluesky For Bad Takes: https...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Essentially we have had one good game in the last 20+ years

Top 9 games. Dune, FM 13, C&C Generals, Colonisation, Cannon Fodder, Thank goodness youre here, theme park, kwik snaz, swos

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pretty much but because I have an odd body shape a relaxed style large is too long on me. Fully aware this is a very niche first world problem haha

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need a universally recognised T-Shirt size that is a little bit bigger than a large but smaller than XL please and thankyou

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I went for a run and Sarah Millican said I did very well and called me pet. I dont want to ever disappoint Sarah Millican

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 02/10/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Energy Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? Jet Jaguar, Dragon Debates and some stuff in Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack

Energy Drink Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? A Minute With Jet Jaguar, Fistings, Dragon Debates and some other stuff Bluesky For Bad Takes: h...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Official Stairlift Partner, You'll Never Sing That!" #LUFC

A press release from Leeds United announcing "Leodis Stairlifts" as the official stairlift partner to the club

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gonna rebrand as a DbD leak account and just schedule weekly posts to say "2v8 is coming back soon"

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who knew that punching downward for 30 years could give you biceps?

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I see and hear Jude Law go "NYOM NYOM NYOM" loudly whilst eating chicken again I am gonna shit on the front steps at the Uber Eats HQ

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 25/09/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads

Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Very Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, CHOMP! CHOMP! Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge, Beverage Chat and some other guff Bluesky For...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This whole thing is a bad idea but I am doing it anyway

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So if Britain has no ideas to make more Dr Who and America has no ideas to make more Muppets why has nobody proposed a swap deal? I know that sounds daft but a license switch that covers x amount of years that can be mutually renewed with shared revenue could work .... right? Disney and Sony did it

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(I havent actually seen the Resident Evil film)

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I believe this is what marketing pricks call a "Soft Launch"

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Easily the best 3 release run from any band

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Take off the hat and assume the position

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So Transformers brained that I thought it started with concept art for Soundwave

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 18/09/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 140: Better Than Nowt

Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Neil Has A Moan, Chtoootio and some other guff Bluesky: https://bsky...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When we lose this do I have to stop constantly referring to myself as an "Award winning podcaster"?

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me 20 minutes ago "I can skip a warm up before the first jog for 6 months" Me now .....

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I just remembered that Battle Pope is actually a Robert Kirkman comic so I cant use that. I need a good name for a wrestling Pope character that rolls to the ring in a Pope Mobile and has a finisher called "The Pontiff no return" who is very daft and blesses people. Think Danhausen but awful

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh Lord, apparently step one of wrestling class starts in 2 weeks. Better start assembling the Battle Pope costume

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes they probably do have an official species name or something but if nobody cares that the little snot goblin is constantly called Baby Yoda, I can call all those particular things Babu Friks

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dear Disney, I dont want any of the Star Wars stuff you have planned, I simply want a 3 hour film of Babu Frik and his little pals just fucking about or painting a house or something. Give it to Aardman to do, whatever you fancy. I just need 3 hours of Friks being daft. Thanks

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/09/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 139: Dont Look Now

Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Instagram: h...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A less stubborn man than me would try to walk this back

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I now have a Pavlovian response every time I hear the words "Aaronson picks up the ball" of breathing in ready for a big disappointed sigh

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Got a Symposium test pressing from the first reunion re-release for half that and those badboys were limited to 5

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love Gallows, I released a demo version of a song on a com just before Orchestra came out, went all over the country to see them but I aint paying £70+ for a reissued vinyl and shirt. Thats proper silly money. Maybe thats the going rate in 2026, best of luck to them but thats too much for me like

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 04/09/2026

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! A Cilla Moment, Toastie Discourse, Bad Noel, Vic Takes 3 Weeks To Take A Go, Boomers Avoid Numeracy Memes, Porkeyes Playaaa Mother and more stuff in Ep 138: Who Puts An Egg In A Toaster? Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...

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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 138: Who Puts An Egg In A Toaster?

A Cilla Moment, Toastie Discourse, Bad Noel, Vic Takes 3 Weeks To Take A Go, Boomers Avoid Numeracy Memes, Porkeyes Playaaa Mother and more stuff Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickhe...

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In the office today. Thoughts and prayers

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Yes I know its surging with all content, yes thats just as bad I have just noticed it in this specific field recently. Dont be all up in my grill Blueskying me

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why the sudden surge in Transformers content made with fucking AI? This aint some obscure shit, you literally have 40 years of every single type of media you can use instead. Pack it up you daft bastards

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Cant believe they are breaking up the BFFs #LUFC

Wolverine photo meme with AO Tanake as Wolverine and Willy Gnonto in the frame

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Might as well do a stream I suppose twitch.tv/shytehawk

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