CW: NSFW (mentioned cnc & somnophilia)
Lan wangji kisses his beloved while he's still fast asleep and when he pulls back Wei Wuxian is slowly opening his eyes.
"Caught you red handed, Lan Zhan." Wei Wuxian says raspily.
Lan Wangji answers, "It is normal to kiss between husband
![Fox!femxian is pouting and hanging onto dragon!femji like a koala. Femji is glaring and holding bichen after slaying an enemy. There is blood splattered on both femxian’s leg and bichen.
Fox!femxian is holding a smoking pipe as she flirtatiously traces dragon!femji’s chin. Her fox tail is around femji pulling her closer. There is a kiss mark left on femji’s cheek. Femji is stoic but her ears are red.
A little chibi of dragon!femji holding a snickering fox!femxian up bridal style.
Fox!femxian: Ah, this dragon jiejie js so fun to tease!
[LWJ has acquired a playful fox wife!]
*said fox is none the wiser.
Dragon!femji, tail wagging happily: … An autumn wedding…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aj4yzch3hjfy3ebyd4wcn3mo/bafkreiaiqjzaidfgixfzuq5gc4z2gvislusrksu3ig2kgwk2y6mfomlq5m)
![Femji, with femxian on her lap and slapping her pussy: Count, Wei Ying.
Femxian, internally because she’s tied up with femji’s ribbon and gagged with her own underwear, her skirt slid down to her thigh: I can’t!!!
Femxian, face down on the bed, wrists bound and gripping the bedsheet: Lan Er-jie… You’re breaking me…
Femji, giving backshots with a strap on and flipping her hair back: Isn’t that what Wei Ying wanted?
Femxian, flushed and crying: Nooooo
Femji flips femxian over.
Femxian, disoriented, teary-eyed and dazed: Ah… Wife..?
Femji: We are not done.
Femxian: …Wha-?
Femji: Wei Ying clearly needs more disciplining
Cuts to a little house with the roof flying up from Femxian’s scream: WAIT! WAIT!!! ER-JIEJIE MERCY!!!
[And so Wei Ying gets thoroughly bullied.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aj4yzch3hjfy3ebyd4wcn3mo/bafkreihtvxguvcrjztlspo2r2t244iz3cs73fxvyenibauanu3762v63n4)
