Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Pet play but it's just me waiting by the door for you to get home 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Imma say something, it's your job to tell if it's a puppygirl or a trans girl post :3 Its very annoying to find a girl's hair on my balls and wonder if it's mine , my girlfriends ,my girlfriends or my girlfriends. In the end it doesn't matter who's it is I just like clean balls :3 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I should get clicks for good grammer 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 I promise I'm getting better at spelling. It's hard to type with paws 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Turns out the dog (me) doesn't need a flea collar !! .... But I did get into the poison ivy again..... :( ((You didn't see the first spelling mistake it DIDN'T HAPPEN)) 110
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Owner said I need a flea collar :(( It's not my fault the cats have fleas imma good dog !! :(( 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Pet play but it's just us going to the store during a heat wave and locking me in the car with no regard for my safety bc "don't worry I'll be fast" 031
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Pet play but it's just me whining howling and thrashing as you try to get me to sit still for a haircut (Yes I'm going to bark at the hairdryer 050
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026AGAIN?? LMAOOO(yes I have access to the pdf I have sources 😇😇 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Learning hypnosis is real while on the clock is extremely humbling (And hot 🥵 ) I didn't believe in it up until th moment it worked on me 😵💫😵💫😵💫 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Rallying my daily driver through the woods for no reason other than to see if it is faster to go in or out of the woods 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Pet play but it's just you trying to trim my nails while I fuss and howl like I'm getting abused the whole time 0170
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Pranked the server for April fools and told them I was gonna shave my armpits there was a reaction :3 it was very funny (I do feel a tiny bit bad for almost making a few dogs cry tho ) 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I think dog looks good in brown 🥰how did I do with the fit ? 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Heckin uhh I had a tummy ache this is why dogs like me should not have access to the air fryer and dairy :(( 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 01/03/2026My momma warned me about the weird sexy depraved women who will do anything to hear a moan and go so far as to make out with your armpits....... I'm glad she was right 150
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I love how I got my friend a noise complaint and in it they literally said someone's dog was barking too loud ☺️☺️☺️ it was me barking 4791
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I love my silly little dog trans life :3 can I bark at you today ? 1140
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Me eating my pizza I topped with ranch chicken ranch and 2 fist fulls of cheese : "hummm I really shouldn't eat so much dairy " "mmmmmm yummy " 110
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The popsicles that come in the plastic tubes I chewed on the ends too much and the micro plastics turned me trans 261
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I was going to make a funny post then forgot every thought I've ever had, what the fuck was i going to say ? 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026:3 hehehehe hahahaha I love my silly lil trans life :3 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I will be reposting all my post with images bc I'm a dumbass who just learned whatnalt text is for 😅😅😅 my bad 000
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A girl can have a hobby right ?? (With alt text this time bc my dumb ass just learned about it my bad 😅😅) 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I'm no longer embarrassed when I hit a curb or otherwise fuck up driving bc I know if anyone sees my dumbass behind the wheel all they are going to say is "aww she trying her best" 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hiding drugs under the panels of your robot girl for a snuggling run ?? 👀 I think it would work 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I know I'm a dog and not supposed to bite others. But can I PLEASE BITE THESE FUCKIN FASCIST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEmedia.tenor.coma small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floorALT: a small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floor 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Bringing a clicker into work after making clicker noises at the puppy girl is next level evil ( hi I'm the puppy in this situation 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 ) 050
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Just some dog posting (did the eyes in only a few min so it's understandable if they r bad :3 030
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Silly goofy meanie head: "if you were a dog you would eat out of a bowl and only have brown kibble ! 😡" My genuine reaction: 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Purple dog ! :3 arf arf arf ! What the dog doin 040
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This was still a fun moment for me, Having the pumpkin girl commenting on my dumbass vid 160
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Arf so I'm a dog and I sleep on the king sized bed with my owners every night 🐕🐶🛏️ That just makes it a dog bed right? 6642
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I never want my value as an individual to correlate with my ability to extract capital from an inherently abusive system :3 020
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Hrt saves lives no if ands or buts will change that FACT 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Waking up to almost a hundred notifications was extremely cool it's like something gave me a digital fog treat arf ! 010
Shelbi :3 @shy-purple-dog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I fucking love my gfs handwriting so much I wanna get a tattoo with her writing so bad + thigh pic 140