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SEVERE HONEY

@shvps4deth.bsky.social

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no, not that one part time theydy, full-time thembo

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

henry stinkler has a fever. we got stuff to help with that and keep the mites at bay and he got the fancy flea treatment and some fluids. got a follow up next week. after his initial exam he needed to hide in mum’s jacket (as shown)

white and grey cat named Henry Stinklercuddles under a person’s grey black and green plaid hoodie. i mean it’s a shacket technically (button up with hood) and it’s so comfy. anyway don’t say that i’m white? yeah that’s me there and that’s my cat trying to cope with being at the vet by clinging to me. i love this man and i will die for him <3

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

having a cat with mites and fleas makes me feel like i have mites and fleas (we're taking him to the vet friday to find out age so we can treat him for bugs and get him checked out since he was a stray just a week ago)

picture of a mostly white cat with grey markings and yellow-green eyes. also his nose has a little grey mark on it and he seems like an artist's rendition of what a cute cat looks like. you also get the impression that he's soft, and that his name is Henry Stinkler. you are correct with these impressions! also there's a purple and black plaid in the foreground and a funky patterned pillow next to a yellow-and-white-striped blanket. the cat is so cute omg

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

happy hanktober

a grey and white cat surrounded by various blankets and pillows, sleeping with his face somewhat upside down so he seems to be smiling. his eyes aren’t visible which is funny in its own way.

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

vennifer is a boy cat. we’re working on a new name. also he’s in my apartment now

a picture of a cat laying on a round cat bed with a silver bowl of food nearby. the cat is grey and white and does not yet have a name.

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

gna think abt "humanlike penis" a few times today

black text on white background. reads: "It also contains a digitally altered version of Shrek, the orge with a titular children's movie franchise, with his penis exposed. An affidavit with Byrnes' arrest report referes to the depiction of Shrek as "fully nude with an exposed and erect humanlike penis engaged in an act of masturbation." "

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

4 panel iron man comic. frame one shows questions marks and half a skull. frame 2 has iron man contemplating the bread in front of him surrounded by sauces. frame two iron man is filling his mouth port with peas. frame 4 iron man is pushing a bowl of peas away. you can tell who drew this gave up in the fourth panel.

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

abt to go on a bit of a journey

photo of 12 pieces of mini starburst candy, grouped into 4 groups of 3 pcs, on a glasstop desk (there is a computer keyboard visible beneath, black with white key indicators). from left to right the group ratios are 3 pink, 2 pink 1 green, 1 pink 2 green, and 3 green. the implication is that i will eat them in sequence to experience as one flavor recedes and the other emerges, eventually taking over completely. the pink candies are strawberry kiwi and the green pieces are watermelon. a journey indeed!

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

grey-blue text on black background that says "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG" in all caps. it's from the "silly race" in marble madness for NES and is also smtg i think most days, several times a day

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

local cats

an alleyway of mostly concrete slabs and walls, with some assorted green weeds and a black plastic deainage tube with a yellow stripe. there are two visible cats, one larger and tortoiseshell colored in front and a dark gray one whose chest and head are visible from behind a wall. both cats are looking at the camera bc i made lil noises at them. i love cats. i pet the cat in front. first time i pet a cat in a few days. felt great. i hope you have a good time at some point soon!

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"i am the dumbest person i know"

an image of spider-man talking to a pterodactyl with... abs? who is riding a blue triceratops in some forest or jungle. spider-man -- here, presumably a centrist/liberal -- says "You could consolidate support & entrench your party for decades!" and the pterodactyl (presumably representing the DSA [Dinosaur Socialists of America?]) replies "But I don't want to consolidate support. I want to hurt my enemies" which is i guess? an interesting look at the way liberals think in 2026, but here "interesting" is to be read as "extremely stupid"

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

local dog park has some fuckin cute details

it’s a thing at a dog park a dog can run on like a ramp but it also kinda looks like a brokenseesaw. oh right this is alt text describing how things look is kinda ass of me. ok so it’s a platform a dog runs up when it’s running around a dog park. it’s blue in color and there’s little footholds that are shaped like bones it’s so cute

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

chicken and waffles flavored oreos: these actually are a flavor revelation akin to buttered popcorn jelly beans in the 90s (?) 10 out of the available 10 criteria

two stacks of oreo chicken and waffle flavored cookies. a few of them. are messy sry i’m kinda high lol but yeah they’re ina clear tray in bc oil this is the inside of the package. they’re revelatory. like honestly amazing

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

banana pudding flavored oreos: they taste like banana pudding and nilla wafers. it’s delicious. 6spoons on one saucer!

two stacks of banana pudding oreos. they are tan golden cookies with white and yellow filling. they look abt as good as they taste (complimentary)

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

deep fried oreo-flavored oreo: the creme situation — itself an oreo-flavored creme, bicolored and everything — is rly smtg but whatever they did to make the cookie taste like freshly-fried, somewhat improperly drained dough is truly uncanny; 7 forks on 4 plates for me

view from within the deep fried oreo oreo package. there are 6 yellowish tan cookies with black and white creme centers stacked haphazardly, with 3 flat-side-up cookies across from a clear plastic divider over foil. the color and texture of the cookies barely hints at the decadence of the oily ass cookies and the center is like liquid oreo but solid. rly smtg!

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

smallie biggs / biggie smalls

the background is a red and white mess-of-such. above is a 1/4” to 3.5mm converter, and below is a 3.5mm to 1/4” converter. in some musicians circles the above is referred to as “smally bigs” and the below is “biggie smalls” even tho it would make more sense to swap the names the “biggie smalls” is much more commonly found so the one that’s a reference to biggie “notorious B.I.G.” smalls is used more frequently. ok thanks

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

guess i had to

the album title on the album cover of "death cult armageddon" by dimmu borgir has been (quite crudely) modified to say "DWIGHT SCHRUTE ARMAGEDDON" and the center of the album artwork has been replaced by a slice of beet (beetroot) that has had a pentacle also crudely rendered onto it in mspaint. it looks like it took 20 minutes but i assure you it only took 15

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

jfc that banner image haha

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

the most gemini-ass shit i've read in a long time

Isaac Chotiner (in bold) asks: "This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump.'
Shimon Riklin (not in bold) replies: "I don't know what motivated him. You know he is a Gemini? Geminis are not really ones to say the same things a lot. They change their minds. You know Geminis?"
Chotiner: "Yeah, I'm a Gemini, so don't be too mean."
Riklin: "I'm a Gemini, too. But not like this."

to be clear: this is the most gemini-ass shit i've seen in a long time

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

took some photos of local flora in between moments of crushing despair

photgraph of some pale purple-blue flowers with other plants and some blue sky in the background. idk what flowers these are bc i'm not a botanist but they're small and resemble lilies but quite a bit smaller. it's a nice photograph and i wasn't sure which one of the 3 pics i took of these to use but i landed on this one as a crowd-pleaser. ok thanks sorry i keep going on and on today

closeup photograph of a flowering bud on purslane. purslane is an edible succulent that grows wild all over the place where i live (idk if it grows this much elsewhere bc i haven't looked at plants in places i've been that much. im no botanist sry!) that has broad, crunchy green 'leaves' (petals? idk lol) and ig it has yellow buds for new leaves or maybe it's a flower? i didn't follow up on this plant later maybe i'll do it today sometime ok thanks

close-up photograph of a yellow clover flower amidst a patch of clover. this flower is SO TINY i can't even tell you and wouldn't you know it there's an even tinier bug checking out the pollen (or w/e idk i'm no botanist)

photograph of a plant with broad leaves and a blue sky in the background. idk what kind of flower this is but it has purplish-blueish petals and it seems to be flowering upside down. this tracks as the buds yet to bloom are also hanging down, like dangling. oh also the buds are hairy/fuzzy/spiky idk i'm not a botanist i just like the way things look. ok sorry this rly got away from me lol

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

recession indicator from cooks illustrated

article/recipe headline and subhead from cooks illustrated #201 (J&A 2026)
the headline reads: “Turn Corn into Pasta Sauce”
the subhead reads: “The vegetable’s natural starch makes it ideal for pureeing into a full-bodied sauce.”
i’m not explaining the joke sry

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

just stealing flowers’ souls

some pink and white flowers growing off some small green-leafed branches or vines in front of a stone wall

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

it’s literally french toast

french toast with sliced strawberries and powdered sugar on a black plate. the background has a stash jar with rainbow text that says “PRIDE”. there is a 4-tined metal fork piercing two slices of strawberry and a piece of ‘toast’ features prominently in the middle right third of the photo. it looks fucken delicious tbh

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

wanted to make this; made it

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

naw friday nite we go hard

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

looked into it more! made an image abt it! i've done liek 4-5 other things today but i keep coming back to this (mostly bc i keep forgetting i wanted to post it) anyway wow here it is

it is a collage of images copied from grocery store websites with prices for orange juice in various sizes in the omaha metropolitan area as of 8/7/2025. the images all have black writing on white backgrounds, and the image has a white background itself. there are hand-written numbers on each image in green, each 4-digit number starting with a decimal point, to represent the results of the division of each price by the volume of each container in fluid ounces. the results are as follows:
Hy-Vee 128 ounces $9.49 .0741
Kroger 128 ounces $8.79 .0686
Walmart 89 ounces $7.64 .0858
Target 64 ounces $5.89 .0920
Aldi 128 ounces $8.05 .0628
Whole Foods 89 ounces $10.79 .1212

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

somewhat representational sketch of a dubious possum crudely edited to appear to be thinking incredibly hard

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SEVERE HONEY @shvps4deth.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

it wouldn't let me add alt text to my banner so im including it here sry for the inconvenience

a white blonde femme wearing a royal blue long-sleeved shirt winces (albeit with a winning smile) at having revealed "$1700" on the other side of a flat sign. the image is a still from a television game show and has a slightly pink/purple background.

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