Reposted by ѵii ѵii ʂiℒℒץCoηℯ ӃocӃTℯąʂℰ

"Why do you think I dont remember being a guy?
The drinks just turn me into a hot girl not replace me with someone else.
I was going to let you fuck me but you're too dumb to know how to use your cock.
Take a drink then we'll find someone with the brains and cock to fuck us both."