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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 2h
He seems to think you can't achieve peace unless it's ending a war, and you can't end a war without starting one first.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 2h
"How can they win the peace prize? How could they end any wars when they didn't even start any?"
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Given what he's done, it's appalling that it is higher than 1%.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And of course, he's not the real problem. If it were only him, Congress would have impeached him. But they haven't because they support everything he's doing.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They'd still rather have him than any Democrat. They'd still choose him over Kamala.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
None of it matters in the long term if these idiots are just gonna vote for more Republicans. Every time you ask a dipshit who "regrets their vote" if knowing what they know now would they have voted for Kamala instead, they say "no, she would have been worse".
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
50 S&P MINUS!
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"it's not unusual if we simply allow it to be normalized." - The Supreme Court, probably
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liberals should just start pretending not to know who Biden is like how every Republican pundit pretends not to know who won the 2020 election or who was president in 2020. "What about Biden?" "Who's Biden?" He might as well not have existed for all the good it did to stop Trump.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But were there a god for whom making more happy people was trivially easy, and if more happy people existing were a moral good, I would then say that that god would be obligated to make as many happy people as possible.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see supererogatory things as things one still should do, but for which there is negative utility in deeming obligatory, but only because time, resources, and will are limited.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a moral anti-realist, I acknowledge that morals are just intersubjective preferences, I think there's still utility in categorizing a preference for the existence of more happy people as a preference rather than a moral good.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about some of that fonky chonky? You know, some a that good good. youtu.be/kOh7YJHSILY?...
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When the groove is fonky
YouTube video by Daniel Thrasher
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Mighty Boosh Eels Song - Hitcher Piano
ALT: The Mighty Boosh Eels Song - Hitcher Piano
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But of course ruining the world a la climate change, even if it didn't affect any current generation, is patently immortal as it will necessarily have an adverse affect on people who will surely exist in the future as no such collective decision not to procreate has or will likely be made.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, a collective decision to cease reproduction would have also come with some kind of measures taken to ensure the last generation does not live out their days terribly as supply chains crumble and there is no one left to take care of them in their old age.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if everyone decided not to have children, there would be no moral harm to all the people who would have come into existence had the human species not died out. However, there could be moral harm to this collective decision to the last generation of people who might have shit lives as a result.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think there's any moral utility in causing a being to exist. Moral consideration only extends to people who already exist or who will necessarily exist and be affected by your actions. So, no one is obligated to have children.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think consciousness is a spectrum. That said, a gnat is probably more conscious than any extant agentic LLM.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sea Lion
Alt: Sea Lion
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sea Lion Sped Up
Alt: Sea Lion
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm far more worried that the dems win, and then do fucking nothing to fix anything or remove and convict anyone.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What will be the point of lawyers in an age without laws?
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, is this where a spinster can go to find a nice lifelong, very good friend and roommate?
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And from the republicans in congress who clearly are fine with all this since they aren't impeaching him.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Knowledge" is just a rough isomorphism of structures in the cells of the brain to something else outside the brain.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eh, I'm done with epistemology. Epistemologists need to be forced to take information theory and computer science classes. They're always talking about "knowledge" as though we aren't the amalgamation of heuristic neural networks that we are.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's what's left of science and reason after you remove everything useful.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's left in philo is just all the nonsense without any practical applications. They're all just a bunch of dualists and platonists arguing about metaphysics and ontology convincing themselves that one day they'll logic God into existence. Philo is now the field equivalent of the god of the gaps.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're not wrong. Philosophy used to encompass every scientific and logical field. But as people got more serious and learned more actual stuff, those fields like math, biology, physics, chemistry, and even logic broke off into their own separate fields.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this ICE agent that one guy who didn't think it's possible to work out 3.5 times a week? knowyourmeme.com/memes/body-b...
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Body Building Forum "Days In A Week" Dispute | Know Your Meme
Body Building Forum "Days In A Week" Dispute refers to a viral debate that took place in 2008 on BodyBuilding.com, a website featuring editorial style cont
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cute beige rat on an orange office chair
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the movie Matilda, "the chokie" was a dark scary closet full of steam pipes and sharp jutting metal Ms. Trunchbull would throw kids in as punishment.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or with impeachment, like they should be doing for any one of a hundred crimes he's committed.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this "perfect bird-time", "perfect-bird time", or is it simultaneously "perfect time" and "bird time"?
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That said, almost everyone is on bsky.social
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In principle, this is why bluesky was made on top of a protocol, so users could have options with what servers they have their account on. And different servers could have different moderation protocols. And if you didn't like the mods of one, you could in principle move to another.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They still do. They just frame it as "if someone more competent were in charge, they would have won and forced Iran to surrender by now.".
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But getting the audience is not their primary concern. Their primary goal is to ensure they push the messages their rich owners want pushed, and shutting down messages they don't want heard. So long as less people hear messages inconvenient to them, mission accomplished.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's not even apathy. They are quite diligent and dedicated to protecting the interests of Israel and the capital class.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If the situation doesn't warrant killing the person, then it doesn't warrant using a gun at all. Something else should be used instead like man-catchers, riot shields, tasers, or some other less lethal means. Guns are for killing and nothing else.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No, it's not a thing for good reason. It's very difficult to hit someone's limb while they are moving. If you aim for a limb, you're more likely to miss. Shooting a limb doesn't even guarantee you don't kill them. And you should never be shooting at someone you don't intend to kill.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aiming for limbs isn't a thing. It's highly unreliable. But there are certainly other tools that could be used besides gun.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This was always their position. This is why they have always been against contraception, sex education, and abortion. They didn't believe abstinence only sex Ed worked. They pushed it specifically because it doesn't work.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I certainly don't agree with him on everything, but this just seems like excessive purity testing. He's still better than 99% of Democrat politicians on like 99% of issues.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What do you think 'reactionary' means?
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Technically, by the time you've had the thought, it's already later.
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why would they? The media is owned by conservatives. It's like asking "when are the cheerleaders going to stop rooting for the home team?".
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The thing that pisses me off the most about this shit is you just know that even if Democrats get back in power, they aren't going to do the right thing. They won't claw this shit back. They'll just be like "ooo, we're helpless little guys who can't do anything. The land is the company's now, sorry"
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Shufflepants @shufflepants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not guilty but virtue of triple jeopardy. Can't charge the same kid for the same crime three times.
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